POSH DITCHES SPICE GIRLS FOR FASHION

Posted Monday, February 4th, 2008 at 7:23 am
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To all mediocre things must come an end.

The Spice Girls are cutting short their world tour.

A spokesman for the group said: “Sadly, the tour needs to come to an end by the end of February due to family and personal commitments for Emma, Geri, Mel B, Melanie C and Victoria.”

So, what are these other “commitments”? Who knows, but Posh says she is quitting the music biz for good to become a full-time fashion designer.

“I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn’t want to send out the confused message that I had ever sang,” she admitted. “The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a good fake pop mimer once. I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’m not in the music industry anymore. I’m in the credit card fashion shopping industry. I’m putting together a team of people who say “yes” to everything I say. It will be my main project when I finish this sham tour.

A team of yes men? A “sham” tour?

Meeeeeeeeeow!! Looks like Victoria is a bigger b*tch than we ever thought. She’s perfect for the fashion industry!!!

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18 Responses to “POSH DITCHES SPICE GIRLS FOR FASHION”

  1. Chicken Little Says:

    Please tell me this is a joke. Did she really say that???

  2. Anonymous Says:

    you realise she’s probably saying all that lightheartedly and jokingly.. i think she’s pretty cool.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    I doubt that quote is accurate.

  4. Ouch! Says:

    Of course it’s fake, have u seen Arasto’s source?! LOL

  5. hiedi Says:

    haha, nice try. so believable. (sarcasm included free of charge)

  6. My2cents Says:

    Her body looks gross in that picture and that outfit is plain ass ugly. It would not be shocked if she said this! She is an idiot and everyone worships at her anorexic feet, I don’t get it! She is nothing special.

  7. spinner Says:

    I don’t believe this.

  8. Shell Says:

    She hates anything to do with hard work, IMO. Touring can not be easy, and she would have to cooperate and get along with the other girls. She would be far from in control of what is happening.
    .
    As far as the quote goes, I think it was fabricated in part. I’ve seen the quote elsewhere, and it was not what appears above.

  9. OhPlease! Says:

    This is so fake it’s ridiculous - she would never say that.

  10. jerk_store85 Says:

    what is with that picture?? Her ass looks sooo big! Look at her hips…what a fucked up lady. She must have the biggest body issues…

  11. too bad Says:

    what’s up w/ that picture? why do her hips look like that?? that’s gross. is that a fake picture??

  12. Aysla Says:

    Hahah. I’m no fan of hers, but obviously someone projected their own dislike of her when they re-wrote the quote (ah! didn’t mean to rhyme!). This is the original quote:
    “I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn’t want to send out a confused message. The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a pop star once. I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’m not in the music industry any more. I’m in the fashion industry.”

  13. Krissa Says:

    Thats a freaky weird pic of her!
    Like that lady on Oprah last week with the 15″ inch waist and huge belly under it…
    ew…

  14. DVB_rocks Says:

    DUH you morons!!!! that is a shaped top—the bottom is like a bell to give her movement to dance!!!!

    Its not her body, christ your a bunch of idiotic cunts!

    & if she did say that she was obv joking!!! * eye roll*

  15. Corey Says:

    haha
    wow seriously…thats not her ass…its a bubble shaped dress
    i love her

  16. Nil Says:

    she’s perfect for the fashion world. she’s great!

  17. Amy Says:

    i’m gonna boycott all her stupid clothes and told all my friends too!! What a bitch!!!!

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