MEET THE NEW MADONNA

It doesn’t hit iTunes until next week, but check out Heidi Montag’s hot new single, Higher.

The Hills star recorded this piece of crap with the help of her faux beau Spencer Pratt.

Our thoughts? Hate or despise it?

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27 Comments

  1. TONY TONY
    February-1-2008 @ 10:59 am

    THAT IS FUCKING AWFUL!!! AN UGLY, FAKE TITED, TALENTLESS GIRL. SOUNDS JUST ABOUT RIGHT FOR TODAY’S POP MUSIC!!!

  2. beforesunrise
    February-1-2008 @ 11:05 am

    Ridiculous. Has the voice of a 9-years-old

  3. MILE HIGH GIRL
    February-1-2008 @ 11:09 am

    WTF?!?!?!?! LISTEN HEIDI UNTIL YOU CAN TOP WHATS OUT THERE (CHRISTINA OR RIHANNA) THEN DONT EVEN TRY TO SING…. YOU AND SPENCER CAN GO AWAY FOREVER NOW, WE WONT BE MAD…..

  4. My2cents
    February-1-2008 @ 11:09 am

    God her voice is horrible. There are videos on TMZ of her lip synching this crap and it is laugh out loud funny.

  5. My2cents
    February-1-2008 @ 11:12 am

    It sounds like the old band Cover Girls from the early 90s.

  6. My2cents
    February-1-2008 @ 11:13 am

    I’m going to need to get higher to continue listening to that crap.

  7. My2cents
    February-1-2008 @ 11:13 am

    it’s horrible!

  8. February-1-2008 @ 11:15 am

    I’m going to need to get higher to continue listening to that crap.

  9. February-1-2008 @ 11:15 am

    Not sure why my original post above says it was posted by My2cents…oh well…

  10. kt
    February-1-2008 @ 11:18 am

    ears bleeding, couldn’t she have stuck to fashion designing?!

  11. Shantelle
    February-1-2008 @ 11:52 am

    At first I thought I was listening to oldies ‘American Junior’ auditions.. and then I looked at the screen and saw ‘Heidi Montag’ and now I am really upset, and scared, and a little pissed, but more nautious.

    THANKS! o.o

  12. tee
    February-1-2008 @ 12:06 pm

    girl should just stick to what she’s good at - which is…well, uh yeah…nothing. Keep on doing nothing, girl.

  13. hamburg
    February-1-2008 @ 12:43 pm

    um heidi. 1999 jessica simpson is suing you for stealing her crappy signature sound.

  14. cumming_higher
    February-1-2008 @ 1:05 pm

    I get why everyone hates this bish, but its REALLY not that bad–actually pretty good, it could be janet. YES IT COULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. anonymous
    February-1-2008 @ 1:12 pm

    That was the biggest piece of crap I have heard in a long time. This is a joke… right?

  16. Anonymous
    February-1-2008 @ 2:00 pm

    yuck!

  17. Kelsey
    February-1-2008 @ 2:20 pm

    Theres no way in hell shes singing that.

  18. wild rose
    February-1-2008 @ 3:31 pm

    there is only one Madonna dude!

  19. Anonymous
    February-1-2008 @ 5:15 pm

    I am appauled that you would even say that this bullshit is from “The nex Madonna”
    Madonna is the queen of all music and this shit is fit for the trash, she sounds like a chipmunk!

  20. Stephi
    February-1-2008 @ 6:18 pm

    The song isn’t TOO bad but its not too good either. It’s unfortunate for Heidi that she’s not good looking otherwise she might have a shot at a career. She’s got a good body and nice hair but it ends there. She’s one of those people who is almost hot but just doesn’t make it. It also doesn’t help her career that everyone knows how much of a loser she is in real life. Seriously he only friend is Spencer and that annoying Jen Bunny chick. Sad.

  21. hollla
    February-1-2008 @ 6:56 pm

    hahahahahaahahahhah.

  22. hollla
    February-1-2008 @ 6:58 pm

    hahaha it doesn’t even sound like her! hahahahah i betcha they had to hellla fix this shit up.

  23. ethang
    February-1-2008 @ 8:11 pm

    Not too bad. Seriously how different is this compared to what’s on the radio today? The gays will LOVE it for sure.

  24. erwin_
    February-1-2008 @ 8:43 pm

    Ethang, as a gay man, I’m offended. I think it’s horrible. It’s a sad attempt at turning herself from a reality tv star into something more. There’s nothing good about the song. Bad production, bad vocals, bad lyrics. Heidi… just stop trying.

  25. February-1-2008 @ 10:32 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Are.You.Kidding.Me!???!!? Wow. It’s catchy ia a Paris Hilton, wanna shoot myself type of way I guess. Her voice cannot hit the high notes she was obviously trying so hard to reach and what is with the fuzzy track?? All I can ever think of when I hear this song is when Heidi and Spencer were on the beach filming the music video for this and Heidi kept flaying her arms up in the air in truly awkward fashion. And what, may I ask is up with her sighing and talking at the end?? LOL! This song is just plain embarrassing!!

    http://www.welcometoholleywood.blogspot.com

  26. Anonymous
    February-2-2008 @ 12:24 am

    I HATE HER.. AND HER JAZZ HANDS!

  27. February-3-2008 @ 8:48 pm

    thats so bad. so so bad.

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