INTERVENE THIS, SUCKAHS!

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Britney Spears and her brainwashing “manager” Sam Lutfi headed out to the Century City Westfield Mall just hours ago to visit J. Crew for a little retail therapy.

In light of the dramatic turn of events Monday night, Britney continues to baffle by going about her daily routine as if everything were normal.

She wore a provocative top revealing her assests but her face maintained a calm and stoic, revealing little of the hurricane of emotions that lay beneath. Dragging her by arm, Sam remains loyally by his bipolar cash cow, despite rumours of their big “blow-up” as well as her parent’s claims of his megalomania — a psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, genius, or omnipotence.

Is Britney being exploited by her fairweather parents? Or is Sam the mastermind behind Britney’s downward spiral? We don’t know what to believe anymore!!!!

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6 Comments

  1. parissucksliterally
    January-29-2008 @ 5:29 pm

    NO NO NO! I live within STEPS of CC mall……no wonder my lights started flickering……

  2. Dewey
    January-29-2008 @ 5:38 pm

    SAM LUTFI IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!

  3. mel
    January-29-2008 @ 6:02 pm

    Sam is Howard K. Stern. I called this a long time ago.

  4. January-29-2008 @ 6:28 pm

    haha…my cousin is basically the main designer for the j.crew womens spring line…

  5. bidnezz
    January-29-2008 @ 7:04 pm

    give me a fucking break. everything happening in this cunt’s life is all done by HER!!! quit placing blame. sam is evil– ok, stated fact. parents have no control over her— stated fact. but no one ever points the finger on the person able to stop all this madness– BRITNEY.

    she is a hoosier/loser whom had two children and threw everything else away. no one forced her— she did it all my her self. she should be proud.

  6. Horatio Jones
    January-29-2008 @ 8:34 pm

    God, people on this site should learn how to fucking spell. Angry much?

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