Lindsay Lohan’s all-star father Michael has launched a one-man crusade to find whoever sold drugs to his beloved daughter.
The god-fearing born-again Christian has spoken out after a man, claiming to be the starlet’s former dealer, attempted to sell his story to a number of newspapers and magazines.
The 47-year-old recovering coke addict — who last year ended a two-and-a-half year prison sentence for violating his probation — is furious.
He tells the New York Daily News, “I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I’m going to expose them. God is going to get even with this guy.”


















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Michael, if you truly believed that “God is going to get even with this guy”, you wouldn’t need to expose him. And I love the fact that it’s the drug dealer’s fault, not precious LiLo who was actually buying the drugs.
nah - don’t blame it on your daughter who went out in search of the drugs. it’s always someone else’s fault
Well, good luck to him then. Of course it wasn’t LiLo’s fault!
News flash, Michael: God doesn’t give a tin shit about you and your trashy daughter. Place your bets people…do-nothing LiLo’s gotta end up back in rehab soon.
Sociopath!!
sounds like somebody has some personal guilt they’re transferring to complete strangers - ahhh the scapegoat. Riley Giles posted a blurb about Blohan on his MySpace, something like:
Touched by her father when she was little
Crack, like mother like daughter
Could never keep a man because she gets bored
unfaithful, she cheated, she’;s a cheater
all honestly: she loves vajayjay more
interesting is all i’m saying - thpose pieces seem to fit.
(that last line was my own)