IS BRIT GETTING THE LAST LAUGH?

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Is Britney Spears in cahoots with the paparazzi who monitor her every move?

So says a top photog. Lensman Alison Silva tells private eye Paul Barresi: “Britney is in on it. [She] calls the paparazzi before she goes out. We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It’s all staged.”

Silva adds that when four photographers were arrested last week for chasing the increasingly demented pop tart, “one of [them who] works for my company told me that Britney sent him a text message and said she was sorry. She tried to talk the cops into not arresting them . . . Money, fame, the excitement. It’s part of her life.” Barresi told Page Six that after reviewing footage of Spears with Adnan Ghalib, “[he] appeared to purposely position Britney in full view of fellow paparazzi to help them get the shot . . . It appeared that Britney is in on the sham.”

Photogs aren’t the only ones who think it’s all a ploy. American Idol judge Simon Cowell, who is reputed to say it the way he sees it, says, “Everyone thinks it’s breakdown this and breakdown that. From the kind of stunts she’s pulling now, I think she is the puppet master and completely in control.” He adds: “You don’t walk into a church surrounded by the media the day you’re supposed to be in court fighting for your kids just so that you’ve got another picture unless you are totally aware of what you are doing,” he says, “and in my opinion Britney is.”

Our thoughts? Is Britney in mid-breakdown? Or are we all being duped?

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9 Comments

  1. MeMyself
    January-22-2008 @ 9:36 am

    Whether the pics are staged or not, having a breakdown or not, no one can argue she is still leading a pathetic, sad, attention desperate, kind of life.

    What purpose does she serve, really?

    I think she even realizes how sad it all is….

  2. parissucksliterally
    January-22-2008 @ 9:40 am

    of course she calls them.
    she is addicted to the attention. she invited 3 of them into her house for a party! I’m over it- I don’t feel bad for her anymore.

  3. BoredOfBrit
    January-22-2008 @ 9:50 am

    Yes .. she knows what she is doing. She is a selfserving media whore. The only way to stop her is to stop publishing her photo everywhere … ignore her.

  4. whatever
    January-22-2008 @ 9:56 am

    both. anyone who walks out of the house in bloody undies is crazy. period (no pun intended).

  5. fume
    January-22-2008 @ 10:14 am

    I don’t think the two are mutually exclusive - a breakdown and complicity in the pap-fest.

  6. toxic
    January-22-2008 @ 10:16 am

    Of urse Brit alerts the press as to what gas station she will be making her daily public appearance at. Is the really a surprise to anyone?

  7. giftbox
    January-22-2008 @ 10:43 am

    Whoa, is Brit actually a brilliant, high-IQ, Mensa-level performance artist whose entire career was built up to this point so that she could create a portable art-theater-installation that issues a scathing critique on our society’s sick obsession with celebrity in a post-modern world during the decline of the American empire? Is a MacArthur Genius award in her future? We’ve had Andres Serrano’s “Piss-Christ,” Karen Finley shoving yams up her ass, and now Brit’s bloody naked cooch… Damn, y’all, that girl is GOOD.

  8. peep
    January-22-2008 @ 12:32 pm

    i wonder what is britney’s master plan? what is the point of her seemingly stupid, erratic behaviour?

  9. Anonymous
    January-22-2008 @ 12:59 pm

    Eeeewwww, I didn’t see the bloody panty pictures..thank god!

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