THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST
Posted Monday, January 21st, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Filed under: Christina Aguilera, Jordan-Bratman
New mom Christina Aguilera and hubby/babydaddy Jordan Bratman invited family and friends to their Beverly Hills home yesterday for a bris — the Jewish naming and circumcision ceremony — for their newborn son Max Liron.
Ouch.


January 21st, 2008 at 6:27 pm
baby will never remember it- it’s tradition, and doesn’t affect a man’s sex life..
January 21st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
So sick of her. Everything about her. Get her out of the news.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:07 pm
sooo many boys are circumsized EVERY DAY…why is this such a big deal? Get over it.
January 21st, 2008 at 9:21 pm
I hear what you’re saying PSL and lennon, but it’s interesting how everyone’s okay with this operation, but not okay with female circ (male circ is analogous to Type 1 female circumcision — where the hood of the clitoris is cut off). There’s a fundamental disconnect on this issue in that most people in the west aren’t comfortable with *any* kind of female circ, but are okay with male circ. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t get up in someone’s grill about this, but I don’t think it should be standard operating (ha!) procedure.
January 21st, 2008 at 11:25 pm
I think its maybe because the reasosn for the circumcisions are different.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 am
But she’s not Jewish, so according to halacha neither is the baby,unless she under goes a long conversion process, outside of LA no one will consider that child Jewish, bris or no bris.
They live in such a make believe world
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:13 am
At least they are normal. They dont need to live according to society’s rules so get over yourself Tabitha!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:35 am
Child mutilation at it’s best. Only in America.
At least the amount of circumcisions in the U.S has dropped to like 50% rather than the 95% it was 10 years ago - people are eventually seeing sense.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:11 am
i think circumcisions are unnecessary, though if one wants to be circumcised as an adult it’s not bothering me. but leave babies out of it.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:23 am
when it’s YOUR kid, YOU make the choice. otherwise, shut it!
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 am
There’s actually quite a movement towards not circumcising because it has been deemed unnecessary by the medical community. There are also a lot of men who have lost sexual enjoyment because they have been circ’d, the theory being that because the sensitive head of the penis is always exposed, the friction of sex and clothing and whatnot causes desensitization. Now they’re investing the time and money to stretch the skin to create a new foreskin. My son isn’t circ’d because it’s his penis, not mine, and he can make that decision for himself if and when he wants to.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:35 am
Tabitha: who cares what other people will think about their baby?? Maybe there not going to raise their boy Jewish, maybe they had the bris ceromony so his Jewish mother wouldn’t stop nagging him and calling him 20 times a day.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:08 am
RE: She’s comment
“A lot of men have lost sexual enjoyment”??? My ass. You’re hearing all this whining from a wussy, whiny, too-wrapped-up-in-their-dicks minority. The men who are investing time and money to try to recreate their foreskins are the ones who think the procedure is going to turn them into something better than a 10-second lover or a premature ejaculator. The ones who think the problem is something other than THEMSELVES.
Real men don’t piss and moan about being circ’ed. They try to get it wet any way they can, and enjoy the hell out of it when they do.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:35 am
^^^AND they make it a helluva good time for the woman as well!
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:49 am
Some of you are really fucking nuts. Since when did circumcision become such a big deal? Child mutilation????? Yeah, okay. Just worry about your own dicks and get over it.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:05 am
Haha it’s so funny how people get worked up over this subject! It’s the same as getting worked up over breastfeeding vs. formula, disposable diapers vs. cloth diapers, abortion vs. pro life. Who cares already. Do what you want to do and quit whining.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:46 am
I’m circumcising my son (if I were to have one) because I’ve had an experience of seeing an uncircumcised penis when I was in college and it freaked me out so much I started laughing and left the guy looking like he was gonna cry. I would never want my child to go through that sort of rejection. So natural or not…my kid is having a normal dick lol.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:58 am
that was NOT me talking to Tabitha…….
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
people say it’s child mutilation because they want to take the focus off of real child mutilation, fgm. fgm is highly problematic for people to speak about because it’s largely a muslim issue. ironically, feminists and fake liberals refuse to discuss the blatant misogyny within islam for obvious reasons.
also, ant-circ ppl may hate jews, and might just be self conscious of their own nasty foreskin, or haven’t read a medical journal ever so they don’t know it nearly eliminates cervical cancer and cuts AIDS transmissions by 70%.
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:40 am
whaha, what idiots - the baby is jewish if only momma is jewish. and she’s not, she’s latina. Jordan is so over his head, he wants the baby to be jewish, but it’s never gonna happen.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:23 am
I can’t believe someone just equaled female circumsicion to male circumsicion…
I can’t believe someone just compared male circumsicion to child mutilation…
I can’t believe someone is so fervent about knowing when a child is considered Jewish or not…
I can’t believe people can be so sure about things they are so ignorant about.