FYB readers were scratching their heads today as they read about Britney Spears’ late night shopping spree at Kitson.
The pop mess reportedly called the owners of the celeb-friendly retailer at 2 AM and asked if she could peruse their isles and they happily complied. Good decision. Britney spent over $10 000 in fancy designer goods.
Spears walked away from Kitson with a slew of items, including a blue $265 Great China Wall sweatshirt, a $90 bottle of Agent Provocateur perfume, a $475 L.A.M.B. handbag and a $95 Blue Anchor hoodie. TMZ is told she didn’t buy anything for her kids or anyone else — everything was for her, even the shirts at Kitson Men.
Hmm….a $10 000 shopping spree? Sounds like bipolar Brit was on a high. And as we all know, what goes up, must come down. And when that happens, the Associated Press will be right there to catch her. Well, sorta.
The publication’s entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us Weekly that they have an obituary already written….should something happen.
“We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time,” AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us. “I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now,” Washington adds. “Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”
Gee, whoever knew that the only people more twisted and f*cked up than Britney Spears were the people writing about her!
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If you post those pics of her getting her period I will lose all respect for you, lol.
What pictures of Shitney having her period? I wanna see them, can’t wait.
Will britney shop until she literally drops?
Will anyone care?
Really?
Like, for more than a week?
Those X17 assholes have a pic of her getting out of a car. Her “skirt” is riding up and you can see blood on her white panties.
They have seriously hit an all time new low by posting this online.
Hey is Britney wants to show the world her bleeding Vajayjay, then fine I’ll look!
I can’t stand her anymore.
And unfortunately, Arasto as well. Seriously, out of ten posts five are about her.
Kitson is so fucking overrated. Overpriced, ugly crap- at least half the store.
Youch, I looked at the bloodsoaked panties she had one, and it really is sad. Anyone who would go out showing that needs to be committed to a phychiatric ward. THAT BRITNEY’S SHAMELESS!
At least now we know she is not pregnant.
It’s standard procedure for the AP to have obits on hand. They have them ready to go for every single entertainment and political figure. It’s not as creepy as it sounds.
“Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.â€
QOUTE OF THE DAY.
Heartless bastards. But clearly we love them since we are funding this shit. *Well, not me. I only read gossip ONLINE. Magazines are badly written these days….If for one day we all just ignored Britney the world would be a brighter place. But then Lohan or the Parasite would rear their herpes infested faces…I guess even if you get rid of one (no pun intended) and another will still come to take its place.
oh screw it…i’ll comment when it dies….dies by choking on Osama’s cheeto….she’s ugly, a has been…I mean at least Fat Elvis was still performing in Vegas….this thing is just driving around…..she doesn’t sing any more….she just drives….so like I said…when they find her fat bloated carcus slumped over a bag of cheetos …i’ll comment….this topic is moot.
I hate it when people talk about Britney dying and stuff…its just soo morbid and it really sends chills up my spine. It would be really really awful if something happened to her and I think a lot of people would regret the nasty things that they have said about her.
I don’t really see the problem with her having a shopping spree though. It’s not like ten grand is that big a deal to her really.
She earns roughly $737,000 monthly. Howcome a shopping spree of $10,000 makes her bipolar.
What do you think the celebs do with their millions? Give to charity? I know they want us to think that.