Love is clearly in the air as Paris Hilton is all smiles as she makes her way out of Le Petit Four restaurant in West Hollywood on Sunday with her rumoured new mystery fiance.
Not only are things going well for her on the personal front, but it appears 2008 is shaping up to be a great year professionally for Miss Hilton. In what may be the most unlikely award in the history of celebrity news, Paris will be honored by Harvard University.
The Harvard Lampoon, the world’s oldest continuously published humour mag, has reportedly named the tabloid darling ‘Woman of the Year,’ according to United Press International.
Paris is reportedly scheduled to accept the award in front of a large Harvard student body in the middle of Harvard Square on February 6.
Let’s hope the writer’s strike will be over soon so that Paris can come up with something other than: “Thanks…that’s hot.”
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Harvard giving her an award? That’s a fucking joke!
hes cute! paris’ boys are usually hot.
Um, it’s the harvard LAMPOON. It’s a total slap in the face!
Ya see, Ellen DeGeneres’ canine catastrophe is chopped liver compared to today’s Blind job. First off, our source is one of the myriad personal employees reporting to one Slurpa Pop-Off, the bitch who serviced that dude in the bathroom of that Sunset Strip eatery, if you remember, and we’re sure you do.
Now, many times our lady of the Slurpa has brought a brand-new pooch home as a new pet, which she fawns all over until it dawns on the dummy she’s now in charge of a living, breathing animal—and not a stuffed Pound Puppy. And, gosh, responsibility is not our go-to girl’s strong suit. Therefore, upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad.
But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours…days…weeks…and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal’s existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn’t that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off’s staff have—reportedly more than once—opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog.
Beyond hideous. I swear, I may have to out this bitch. But Pop-Off’s employees just may have beaten moi to the punch, as animal services have been alerted.
And just why the hell is this woman still allowed to purchase pooches? Please neuter and spay your pets, otherwise their offspring might one day meet their maker in Slurpa’s closet captivity.
it’s NOT Britney.
Paris has been outed as SPO in previous BI’s.
PSL,
I don’t know why this item has not gotten more attention…she needs to go back to jail
Holy shit PSL that is horrific. Why do these rich and famous “people” think they are above the law? And not only that, above what is morally and humanly considered a no-brainer — animals are living and breathing creatures. Someone tell PETA about this atrocity.
Near where I live 4 youths (ages 13, 14 and two 15 years olds) broke into a house, ransacked it, then put the family puss in a microwave and cooked it to death. Our newspaper editorials are overflowing with articles from outraged people (some want death penalty for these jackasses lmao) but you get my point. This to me is no different than what you described above. People who are capable of such an act on a defenseless animal are free of empathy and compassion, and in my opinion, if they can do this to animals, they can do it to people one day. Do they belong free in our society? Hell no.
That seriously makes me want to throw up PSL. Hearing about those sort of stories makes me so angry!
Onto Paris…Harvard that’s such a joke. But its the Harvard Lampoon…so I’m thinking its not too serious. That National Lampoon movie with Paris in it was probably one of the worst movies I’ve seen in my life. She should be ashamed of herself and really really embarassed.
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I know guys, I know.
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