BRITNEY TO MARRY ADNAN AND CONVERT TO ISLAM

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Paparazzo “it” boy Adnan Ghalib has been exposed as a “gold-digger who ruthlessly snared Britney Spears with an 18-month charm offensive.”

News of the World reports that two-years-ago the Finalpixx photographer bragged to friends that he planned to bed a Hollywood star - namely Miss Spears herself — so that he could secure an exclusive story that would net him a fortune.

What’s more? The publication claims Adnan has been boasting in great detail of Britney’s love for drug-fueled sex and dirty talk in a British accent.

Sadly, Brit-Brit is seemingly unaware — she has been telling pals how much she loves him and that she’s intent on marrying him and converting to his faith, Islam.

Wait it gets better — Britney has also been threatening to fake her own death to start a new life with him in Pakistan!!!!!

Oh, and her nickname for Mr. Ghalib? “Addy the Daddy.”

You can’t make sh*t like this up!!!

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20 Comments

  1. Nick the Dick
    January-12-2008 @ 9:32 pm

    You can’t make shit like this up!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. hiedi
    January-12-2008 @ 9:40 pm

    actually you can…especially if you’re news of the world!

  3. Shell
    January-12-2008 @ 10:05 pm

    Just when you think you’ve heard it all.

  4. Lisa
    January-12-2008 @ 10:29 pm

    I honestly don’t have any words to say to this, apart from the fact that she looks disgusting now and he’s an ugly, hairy sweaty creep who is talking the very unstable Brit Brit for a huge ride. It’s so sad. But what’s even sader is that those poor little boys don’t have a mother at the moment. I’ve only really just started following Brit Brit because she’s in the Media so much now. Could someone please let me know when and where it all went terribly wrong.

  5. Anonymous
    January-12-2008 @ 10:30 pm

    Just read my post at 9:01 am today regarding Brit and her marriage to this pud. Just wait- she will be prego any minute now just to show Fed-ex that SHE is in control.
    How do I know her psychotic moves? I have been married for 11 years to a wonderful man with a Brit for an ex wife. I have lived this crap for so long I can predict it!

  6. Jamie Lynn
    January-12-2008 @ 10:38 pm

    From a trusted source, evidently Britney gives an excellent rim job. She loves to rim deep and dirty and prefers a little ’stuff’ around the hole.

  7. Stephi
    January-12-2008 @ 11:00 pm

    Oh god. Please tell me all this isn’t true. I think its obvious that he’s out for the money, New of the World doesn’t even need to make that shit up. It’s sad because Britney’s obviously a very vulnerable and lonely girl who is easily persuaded by other people. She’s the perfect person for him to take advantage of. I pray to God she doesn’t marry this guy…it will seriously be K-fed all over again.

  8. Stephi
    January-12-2008 @ 11:21 pm

    News of the world? Are you seriously quoting them? thats it I’m done with this bullshit website.

  9. Anonymous
    January-12-2008 @ 11:38 pm

    Honestly, aren’t you ashamed of publishing all this shit? Come on…There’s a limit to how low one can go.

  10. Divina
    January-13-2008 @ 12:20 am

    Britney converting to Islam?? That is a fucking insult to Muslims!

  11. Divina
    January-13-2008 @ 1:25 am

    Yet again asshats who think they’re at cnn comment section are complaining! Celebrity gossip isn’t, my little, slightly stupid friends, always true - that’s why it’s called gossip.

  12. January-13-2008 @ 1:38 am

    We don’t need any more muslims….. 1.3 billion is too much to handle anywayz…. brittany producing kids left and right, noooooo plzzzzzz nooooooooo

  13. Gina
    January-13-2008 @ 7:10 am

    Britney goes to Islam… http://www.spyvip.de.vu/

  14. meena
    January-13-2008 @ 8:17 am

    oh please!
    go to earlier posts and take a closer look at his necklase!
    and Arasto..you’re not Perez.he can get away with headlines like this , you cant.just keep it simple please.

  15. BeJeeBus
    January-13-2008 @ 10:07 am

    FUCK posts like these always bring out the bigots. FUCKING GO DIE you losers.

  16. kalina
    January-13-2008 @ 11:27 am

    This website is bullshit. Every time I post something it doesn’t show up. Are they filtering out comments. WTF

  17. keller
    January-13-2008 @ 11:38 am

    I hope this is true. Go away Britney!

  18. January-13-2008 @ 3:00 pm
  19. Anonymous
    January-14-2008 @ 9:36 am

    That’s so sad. She literally can’t trust no one…not even her own mother.

  20. January-14-2008 @ 10:00 am

    takes one to know one , fucking bejeebus, !

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