DITA VON TEESE DOES SPANISH ‘PLAYBOY’
Posted Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Filed under: Dita-Von-Teese, magazines
With her glittery tassels glued on tight, Dita Von Teese graces the Spanish edition of Playboy magazine.
CLICK HERE to check out the fetish queen’s full nude pictorial.
They say that she’s the queen of the stripe tease, but after looking at these sexy snaps, we think it’s more like torment!
Enjoy!
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
I’m impressed that she can go en pointe. I never could! Add that to my list of things I’m envious of her for…
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:35 pm
OMFG, you have just made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Amazing pics!!! Very artistic and beautiful. Thanks!!!
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
her body is gorgeous.
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:48 pm
WOW
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Very refined porn…but porn nontheless.
She knows body language and style as the key elements of building a public persona…something is totally overlooked by all other bimbos.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I only really like the bottom picture… her pose is perfect in that. Great body.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
i love these. they aren’t your typical playboy pictorial.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Her nipples are GROSS… real turn off
what a HO!
guess she needed the money
how tall is she 5′0′ ???
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:28 pm
stunning!
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
eeewww
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Maybe the most beautiful women walking on the planet!!! Oh Yeah!
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Really gorgeous pictures! Very rarely are nude pictures really glamorous looking but these are done very well. I’m not a fan of the legs spread picture very much though and I don’t think Dita has the hottest lady parts that I’ve seen quite honestly. I love the costuming and themes though…very keeping with Dita’s image.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
one word: gross.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Interesting and very lovely.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
…she doesnt shave. interesting.
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
shes fucking disgusting…whats attractive about her average face, her pudy shape, and her deathly pale complexion? And WHY IS SHE FAMOUS!
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Good item, although I have to say I prefer the strip-tease version of her, where you don’t see all of her bits…
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
I’m completely hetrosexual, however I think I’m in-love with Dita. She’s got a gorgeous body.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Love this fucking pictorial. The best and most creative photos Playboy has done in a long time.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 pm
She has the nicest tits in the world!!!!!
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
ugh i can never see whats so beautiful about her.. even when shes nude.
January 4th, 2008 at 12:18 am
BEAUTIFUL!!!!
January 4th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Sorry i’m a face person so and i don’t like her face at all nor do i like her huge nipples.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Dita is very Sexy and very Hot: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2328022
January 4th, 2008 at 4:59 am
Her body is just ok because of the breasts but her face is fugly
January 4th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Oh my goodness, she is perfection! What a gorgeous, gorgeous woman.
That cover photo is stunning!
January 4th, 2008 at 6:38 am
I find her repulsive to the umpteenth degree.
January 4th, 2008 at 6:57 am
^^it’s more like the cover is reall “slutty” her legs are wide open…..
January 4th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Beautiful!
January 4th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Dita took ballet as a little girl. She goes en pointe all the time in her shows. Oh my god! I think the red head in the last photo is Catherine D’lish. She is Dita’s best friend and the person that makes all of Dita’s burlesque costumes.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:05 am
I guess I’m in the minority here. I don’t think she is attractive, and her implants look awful. Raunchy is better than this.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:42 am
You know, Miss, intelligent people know and understand that there’s a difference between a typical porno spread and Dita’s pose on the cover. But once again, you let the world know just how stupid, narrow-minded, and provincial you really are. All in the space of a 13-word ungrammatical non-sentence. I really must congratulate you on just how efficiently you broadcast your ignorance.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Here’s what I’m wondering: Why Mexican Playboy? Does Dita not appeal to the average American Playboy reading male? Is it because she is not blonde? These photos seems a lot more artistic than what I usually associate with Playboy.
And does it bother anyone else that the carpet does not match the drapes? I know she’s not a natural brunette (obviously) but I’m surprised that when she gets it trimmed up she does not dye it to match! The en point thing is impressive. I had no idea.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Sorry. Spanish Playboy, I mean. (Is there Mexican Playboy?)
January 4th, 2008 at 9:56 am
In the first picture, her face reminds me of a cross between Sarah Silverman and Kat Von D….I’m not a Dita fan. Are those implants? I wasn’t sure because they are hanging a little low for implants…maybe she just has god-given nice boobs and they are showing her age? I don’t know. Either way–good for her for paying the rent.
January 4th, 2008 at 10:00 am
just asking shut the fuck up.
January 4th, 2008 at 10:28 am
see. I am saving money to get those kind of tits….yes, next christmas….will be merry for me!
January 4th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Anonymous 38, just fuck off and die. You’re nothing but a crusty cumstain on a Grand Central Station men’s room floor. Stupid bitch.
January 4th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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January 5th, 2008 at 2:45 am
Nikka: I think men of spanish decent and those with darker skin are more likely to be fond of women with very pale skin, don’t ask me why.
January 5th, 2008 at 7:02 am
LolaLola, yes they are implants. Dita is very open about the fact that she has them. She looks great.
January 5th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I have always thought she was attractive she has the classic looks of the era she emulates.
January 5th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Why isn’t everyone going off about how nasty she is for showing her snatch like that? I recall Kim Kardashian spreading her diseased cooch for all the world to see and everyone (including me) found it disgusting. Anyway, her implants don’t really look good because her nipples are sitting too high. I just can’t believe any self-respecting woman would bust it open like that in a magazine. But other than that, she has a nice body.
January 6th, 2008 at 5:53 am
gross. the makeup getting whiter from her torso to her face is hilarious though
July 16th, 2008 at 4:53 am
nikka and startshine, Spanish doesnt necessarily means MEXICAN dumb bitch. Its Spanish playboy, from SPAIN damnit