THANK GOODNESS FOR CHIFFON

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Showing off a sight we’re all to familiar with, Paris Hilton opens wide in some newly released ads for Rich Prosecco, a new champagne in a can.

In one shot, Paris carelessly lies on a sofa wearing a revealing cut-out pink swimsuit while surrounded by a bunch of beefy, faceless male models. Things only get trasher in another snap of the heiress spilling out of her way-too-small leopard print hooker dress.

Rich Prosecco isn’t scheduled to hit Stateside until next year, but the nightmares start now.

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12 Comments

  1. December-18-2007 @ 1:52 am

    Meeh. Wonder how much it’ll be.

  2. Stephi
    December-18-2007 @ 5:16 am

    I can’t imagine drinking champagne out of a can….it just seems so trashy. Champagne has always been considered a classy drink and should be enjoyed out of a flute. The can’t imagine it will be too expensive.
    Paris doesn’t look too bad here, give her a break, she just looks like she is trying too hard…but I think that could be the concept of the ads. Like an over the top, indulgent, rich sort of look.

  3. THE DEVIL
    December-18-2007 @ 6:02 am

    what happened to “ugly tara reed’s” note?

    the name bug still fkd. I have to correct it manually every time!Is that intentional?

  4. doodly pip
    December-18-2007 @ 6:35 am

    sorry to be a pedant but Prosecco is Italian sparkling white wine, not Champagne.

  5. THE DEVIL
    December-18-2007 @ 7:15 am

    wheres nicole and christina, did they pop yet?

  6. damn
    December-18-2007 @ 7:36 am

    what the hell….??? THE DEVIL…this shit is weird, arasto whats going on??

  7. Wacka Wacka
    December-18-2007 @ 7:40 am

    Will this be in the fridge next to the Cisco and Boone’s Farm?

  8. lilyness
    December-18-2007 @ 7:44 am

    I agree with you Stephi drinking champagne from a can is way too trashy like those pictures.

  9. hotbitch
    December-18-2007 @ 8:47 am

    I can’t believe Paris actually sells products. Well, I guess overseas it’s different.

  10. Anonymous
    December-18-2007 @ 9:33 am

    Give he a break? She looks like hell, and she should just be a Playboy girl IMO because she looks like everyr single of one of those whores. She is nothing spectacular at all, SO USELESS and fucking gross. How can anyone find her attractive, it’s a travesty that she even gets hired.

  11. December-18-2007 @ 9:46 am
  12. parissucksliterally
    December-18-2007 @ 9:56 am

    kill her already.
    where is an over-obsessed “fan” when you need them?

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