PARIS TRIES TO ADOPT A COUPLE OF SMURFS

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Globetrotting self-promoter Paris Hilton was so enamored with the two dwarf actors - who were dressed as Smurfs to promote Haribo’s new Smurf sweets at a Christmas market in, Berlin, Germany - she asked if she could take them home with her.

A source tells Britain’s Daily Star: “When Paris saw the guys on the sweet stall she squealed. We heard her saying, ‘Oh my, real life Smurfs. I always wanted one when I was a kid’, before turning to her pal and asking, ‘Can I take them home?’ Then she added ‘I didn’t realize this is where they came from.’”

Miss Hilton — - who has a menagerie of pets, including dogs, ferrets, rabbits and cats — reportedly infuriated the Russian dwarves with her patronizing “baby talk.” That’s hot!

The insider added: “She started talking about adding them to her collection and bent down to talk to them in a babyish voice. The actors were not impressed at all. One of them just flipped out and started shouting at Paris. He told her in no uncertain terms that he was a grown man and she was being very patronizing.”

Sadly, his efforts have evidently fell on deaf ears — Paris is now considering hiring some actors to play Smurfs at her next birthday bash.

That’s hot!

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Paris enjoys a secret rendezvous with on-again, off-again beau Alexander Väggö at the Roosevelt Hotel in New York City on Sunday

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6 Comments

  1. lilyness
    December-17-2007 @ 9:00 am

    You’ve got to be kidding me. This girl is so empty. I wondered why nobody already shouted at her for being so stupid. I sure would!!

  2. parissucksliterally
    December-17-2007 @ 10:09 am

    I wish he would have punched her.

  3. karafarrah
    December-17-2007 @ 11:17 am

    She is a consummate jackass.

  4. pnop
    December-17-2007 @ 12:29 pm

    It really sounds like Veruca Salt to me

  5. Anonymous
    December-17-2007 @ 2:08 pm

    I don’t believe it.

  6. Stephi
    December-17-2007 @ 11:59 pm

    As much as I don’t put anything past Paris…I think this is a load of crap. There was some story floating around about Paris helping some munchkin or something when they got crushed by a crowd. This sounds like a strange variation of that. Paris’s stupid, baby thing is all an act anyway.

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