Paris Hilton: Amateur porn. Scene queen. Marketing tramp. And now life-saving dogooder??!?!?!
Stories are surfacing that the former felon rescued an Oompa Loompa, who was shoved by the crowd Saturday night at Art Basel in Miami and hurt his leg.
The shocking accident happened during a Beacher’s Madhouse performance, sponsored by Ariva, at Cameo nightclub.
According to our witness, the unruly crowd shoved performer Robin Sherwood - in full costume and orange makeup - into a metal stage support that sliced open his leg.
But only Hilton seemed to notice that Sherwood was in real trouble.
“Paris screamed for help and jumped up to move everyone away from him,” says our witness. “She held Robin’s hand and said the sweetest things to keep him calm. She stayed with him until he was safely in the ambulance on his way to the hospital.”
Sherwood needed 50 stitches and is recovering at the Versace mansion in South Beach. All’s well that ends well, we suppose…
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Nice greasy hair and big nose
the Lips on her shirt should have a herpes sore.
I still don’t know WTF hppened to her- even though she has always been gross, she was attractive. Now she’s just gross.
Huh? What a strange little story….an oompa loompa? Am I missing something?
I agree with you PSL….look back to when the Simple Life first came out. Paris was hot. With her long blonde extensions and perma-tan and cute little clothes she looked really good. She was a lot thinner back then as well. I don’t know whats really changed with her…not as tan, her hair is a more yellow shade of blonde. Just not as hot as she used to be.
If you believe this story, I’ve got some swampland you might be interested in.
it really was an oompa loompa!
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/12/11/2007-12-11_why_they_now_look_up_to_paris.html
OH for shitsake “she was a lot thinner then”???? What is she a cow now??? Just not a necessary add in… sorry Steph.. anyway.. this is a good story.. Anyone helping another is a wonderful story.. and too often a rarity in this day and age. Sooooo.. though it pains me to say it, good for you Paris. ONE human act out of a million ridiculous ones.