Bulge alert!!!
Soccer ace David Beckham has unveiled his hot new look for designer label, Emporio Armani and has left little to the imagination.
The uber sexy snap is the LA Galaxy star’s first US ad campaign for the Italian underwear giant, in a three-year deal purported to be worth $40 million.
Becks’ bod will premiere in February when the advert debuts in a special gatefold in the February edition of Vanity Fair.
Our thoughts on the ad?

















51 Comments
Damn! Does he wax his legs and crotch?
As hot as it looks, that thing has been in Victoria Beckham…. disgusting!!
He is so pretty he needs to be gay. And what is he packin’ there?
Yikesa! I love David but that’s a little over the top even for me. eeeek.
come on. does he need to do this? i’d expect that he’d have some class being a professional athlete and dad. then again, he’s married to posh…there ya’ go~
If his dick is really that big, he’s perfect. That is really UNFAIR to other men….lol
“Soccer ace”? Oh Arasto, if only. Unfortunately, his soccer skills left him a looong looong time ago. He’s officially become the most overrated athlete.
PSL its called testicles
very hot picture though
It makes me think of something on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.
damn! nice package!!
Chicken cutlets, some?
Kaya, I happen to know what testicles are- have even seen a few in the flesh, but thank you….lol
OMG that is HOT as f*ck! I didn’t think I could love him more! LOL
Lordy!!!
Unintentionally hilarious.
very funny looks like underwear stuffing to me. I saw another pic of him and he was way smaller and i agree does he have to show this fake stuff. omg!
nice!
gorgeous/hot photo and all but so… contrived… is that the word i’m looking for? why am i not as impressed as i thought i’d be?
it’s too…. crotch in your face for me.
I second that, diamond diva. It’s common for them to use underwear stuffing in shots like these. I’m not impressed either… and man, does this family whore themselves out! Any way to make a buck, huh?
Not helping the rumors of an in the closet homosexual! I bet Tom is jerking off looking at the ad. Sorry about the image folks!!!
Horse
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LMAO…Oops, I think I just threw-up in my mouth
^^^Horse….eeeeew! My eyes are burning! Make it stop!!
Nice bulge. Very squeezable(
right aysla, it is common for some men to stuff a sock or another item in their underwear. I think that is very deceitful and it should be embarrasing to the person. But maybe these men feel women are fake with their fake boobs and tits and lips and weave and nails… damn i just realized how fake some women are. (glad i dont have any fake parts) kudos to you aysla i thought i was about the only one who noticed it.
SORRY BUT MINE IS BIGGER BUT NOT TO BRAG I WOULD NEVER DO A PHOTO SHOOT TO SHOW IT OFF. I DONT LIKE SHOWING OFF WHAT GOD BLESSED ME WITH ESPECIALLY AFTER SOME WOMEN FEEL IT IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.
….ah, no different than a padded bra, IMO.
though I would be very disappointed to get home and find a thimble-dick.
David, why you gotta tease me and put it up in my face like that? mmmmmmmm lol
Funny, he wants people to take him seriously as a professional soccer player and he goes and does this.
It’s probably padded, it does not look natural. Trust me, I’ve seen my fair share of big men. He’s probably average size, nothing to be ashame of though. But I guess it helps to have a big package when you’re doing an Armani ad for the whole world to see.
How sweet, he has his wedding ring on!
God I don’t know what everyone is making such a huge deal about. Yes he looks big, but definately not to the point where it is fake. Don’t know what kind of guys yall have been sleeping with but he looks pretty average to me
He looks incredibly hot as always….perfect model for an underwear ad that’s for sure.
It does look fake doesnt matter about big or small it just LOOKS FAKE! Why get upset about it stephi so what if folks voice their opinions about it because it definetly looks fake to me. Doesnt matter what kind of guys or what size thats not no ones business but the one who is sleeping with that person and to me hot is not fake. As far as underwear modeling if i want to buy under wear im not looking at the size of the man im looking at the style and cut of the underwear if i was loking for sex then the size would matter..
OMG. He is absolute perfection.
Who ever said David wants to be taken as a professional and serious soccer player? Seriously, the man knows he is average at best, YET he has been given every oppertunity in the book. And why not take it when it’s offered, anyone would. He also knows that he is PRETTY and obviously a narcissist so why wouldn’t he make ads like these for the pleasure of women and gays everywhere? Why are people getting their panties in a bunch that he is earning a living the best way he knows which is via his looks. I just wanna say THANK YOU.
hahaha did arasto post a bigger picture?
again, i think he’s hot and all but i’m not drooling over this ad as much as i thought i would.
FAKE!!!
I’m a homosexual and he doesn’t do it for me. It’s probably the voice. Anyway, not my type. No thank you.
God I don’t know what everyone is making such a huge deal about. Yes he looks big, but definately not to the point where it is fake. Don’t know what kind of guys yall have been sleeping with but he looks pretty average to me He looks incredibly hot as always….perfect model for an underwear ad that’s for sure.
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Stephi, it’s not the size people are talking, it’s the way it looks. It just looks like a sock has been stuff there.
I totally agree with anonymous, a man’s bulge does not look that smooth.
the bluge looks very fake.
its real bitches
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9026/armanime3.jpg
Looks like a damn tennis ball jammed in there…the whole body waxing thing is so unnatural, when did men become so feminine? Well he is married to the plastic queen…Not impressed
is it wrong that just made me wet?
Oh my God that picture is ssssoooooooooo dam hot, sexy and gorgeous
Just gimme 5 mins to see if its all real, what i could do with that?????
That stuff is fake as 8 dollar bill.
OMG OMG OMG!
i don’t think it looks that big.. i think its the fact the camera angle has it shoved right in your face.
that being said, it IS hot.. but pretty classless
again, not the size people are talking about, just the fact that it looks fake. A man’s bulge does not look like that.
a padded bra is deceitful like stuffing underwear is white folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
baby nice cock i wont some
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