BRITNEY: MENACE ON THE ROAD

Britney takes recklessness to new heights!

After looking at the puppies at the Bel Air pet store, Brit stopped by Starbucks for the usual and some snacks over the wekeend. High-on-coffee Brit and faux cousin Alli Sims took off speeding down the street in the VIP lane, marked in yellow, but the pop star suddenly decided that the left lane looked like more fun. After all, Christmas is a jolly season!

We’re sure the other drivers that almost crashed into Spears didn’t mind at all. It’s Britney, bitch! Merry Christmas!

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5 Comments

  1. parissucksliterally
    December-10-2007 @ 9:53 am

    she needs to have her license taken away.

  2. Leo
    December-10-2007 @ 10:23 am

    (from cokemachineglow.com’s Britney Spears CD review:)
    More than just making me listen to a bad album, Britney makes me wonder about the state of the West. There are no less than four porn company reality shows on any given TV night, while HBO and Showcase recently debuted their most nude-filled series yet. We live in a world where that which used to fire our imaginations more and more just assaults our senses. We only get a little of what we need, but the amount of what we get is staggering. One-dimensional arousal is so readily available that there is no thrill, no chase. If I sound like a prude it’s because we no longer understand the difference between sexual freedom and pole dancing fitness classes. Indeed, the central evil of all this pornographic pablum is not that it makes us grow up too fast, but that it keeps us infantile. There is thus a strange continuum between BRITNEY the tabloid nightmare and Britney the artist; both are predicated on a lowest-common-denominator sexuality that wants to titillate and shock, but mostly just leaves us cold. Even worse, this shit is everywhere, from the bedroom to the boardroom to the dark corners of my soul. And if my instincts are right it’s going to be difficult for us not to become very, very boring because of it.
    (GOOD LORD, DO I AGREE.)

  3. my2cents
    December-10-2007 @ 10:53 am

    ^Me too!

  4. December-10-2007 @ 12:23 pm

    video doesnt really show much

  5. ???
    December-10-2007 @ 2:19 pm

    The video doesn’t show much. You have to see the whole context of how she ended up in the left lane. Clearly you could see all the photographers all over the road coming from all angles so no one else could move. When that happens the rules of the road are no longer valid. The best thing for everyone was for her to move out of the way.

    P.S. her album is really good. Better than most of the crap out there. It’s a shame she isn’t getting played on radio b/c djs don’t like her based on half truth information.

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