Man on Fire? They weren’t kidding!!
Etrernal heartthrob Joaquin Phoenix graces the Winter 2008 issue of NYLON guys.
Finally — a magazine that’s not featuring Lindsay Lohan or Keira Knightley. Thank you, publishing gods!!
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God. I used to think he was hot and tres fuckable until I learned he had sex with Lindsey Lohan. Gross. Vomit. Seriously, I’d have more respect for him if he had just picked up a crackhead hooker off the streets (not that there’s much difference).
everyone in Hollywood has fucked some gross people, so I try not to think about that….lol
he’s sexy as hell to me.
^PSL. LOL. Ain’t that the truth.
No. He does nothing for me and I keep hearing stories of him being ’strange’ and ‘weird’
He fucked LL??? Awww… say it ain’t so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he’s sexy as hell. and the fact that he’s “strange” and “dark” only makes him more so. anyday, anywhere. but that’s just me.
Not Cute to me NO NO NO NO… what is he smoking? IS that joint???
Loooove Him. Very hot.
Eeeeeew! He is so not sexy. I don’t see it at all…just ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Joaquin has fucked A LOT of people in hollywood. But, anyone who touches Blohan is automatic skank to me. Sorry, I have my standards.
Yummmmmmmmy… this boy is off. the. hook. Thank you for posting Le Phoenix… on fiyah!
and yeah, supernova… have you not fucked someone gross? most of us have, at one point or another… sometimes what once was hot, is not down the line, am I right peeps?
ooh, supernova, just saw your 2nd… so… just who exactly has he fucked? and how do you know?
Pillbox. Um… I’ve worked in film and tv for the past 15 years. My info comes from the inside (and it’s not exactly top secret shit either if you work in this business). I think it might have even reached the gossip blogs (it was no big secret). I’ve had a crush on Joaquim since right after his brother died (almost 15 years). But, again, Lindsey Lohan is a used condom and sperm receptacle. Anyone who fucks her is as appealing as a used condom found in a back alley garbage pile as far as I’m concerned.
^Pillbox, I’m not even TOUCHING the first part of your statement about screwing someone gross!! LoL.
i think he’s sexy and a great actor. damn, didn’t know he screwed LL. that girl gets around.
Hey supernova… I wasn’t doubting you, just curious… and for the record, I *completely* agree with you on La LoTrash. She’s a disgrace. I’d heard on some ‘other’ boards that he’d done her. I found it hard to to believe, but… like I said, sometimes what was hot… The Phoenix strikes me as an excitable boy, prone to regrettable acts of passion. So I forgive him. I think. I would be very curious to meet him, see what he’s really like, if one can do that with people in the ‘entertainment’ business. He also strikes me as incredibly self-absorbed, so he might just be a complete drag. But maybe he’s not. Or… maybe he’s all of those things. Most of us are.
^Yeah, pillbox. He is hotness personified. There was a time I would’ve dipped him in a vat of gravy and eaten him alive. Now. Damn Lohan. THAT’s how much I hate that chick. Oh well… : (
Wow. You are telling me that he really did her. I have to sit down for a minute.
Have you met him?
Sorry to bring down the hotness, but after all the misery and premature deaths caused by smoking why would they have to have the cover of him smoking?
hairball: because he does nothing without a cigarette in his hand…
Hot? I don’t see it. I used to think he was sort of cute, but now he just looks bloated and standoffish.
Greg Dulli, is that you?
Oh Yeaaar,,,it`s cool Man………..
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316527
He is such a sexy bad boy…..grrrrrrr
good actor and hot. yup.
He needs to realize he is “NOT” Johnny Cash!Give it up dude…..you will never come close!
He is so fucking hot! Plus, he is an incredible actor, there really is no one like him on screen. That Blohan thing was just a rumor and never proved. I read that he was one of the few that managed to diss her after she “shamelessly threw herself at him.” Now, no one knows unless they were under the bed when it was happening, but I give him the benefit of the doubt because he is so private about his love life, he doesn’t even date anyone who is famous. Why would he fuck someone who can’t wait to “leak” how many famous guys she’s had in her? It doesn’t make sense. Even if he gets around, he keeps it out of the press, he wouldn’t fuck such an obvious press whore. It’s just a rumor that was never substantiated.
Anyways, not my business, he is so sexy and such a brilliant actor. Give him a break about the cigs, he’s never tried to be anyone’s role model, he’s tried to quit for years, and we all have a vice, don’t we? Who are you the health police? Go back in time and rip the cig away from James Dean and every other movie star of the 50’s–it made them such bad people after all…..
Hot ass Joaquin Phoenix….Damn…..
Totally could pass for Greg Dulli’s brother, the older Joaquin gets, the more he looks (and acts) like Dulli, both super hot!!!