It’s Britney Spears’ birthday today, y’all, and America’s favourite popwreck has yet to reveal her plans for the big day.
But what do you get for the girl who has everything? In Britney’s case, perhaps a little privacy would be just what she’s looking for, right?
Nah!!! Last night the birthday girl was joined by her parasitic pals Sam Lufti and Alli Sims at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style event held in Los Angeles.
Rocking a black micro-dress and a white fur-lined jacket, the increasingly slimmed down star was eager to show off her new physique after working hard all week on her new music video for Piece of Me.
Britney claims that celebrating hasn’t been on the top of her to-do list in recent months. When asked how she celebrated the release of her new album, Blackout, she told Ryan Seacrest that she watched movies and ate fried chicken.
But it’s not like Brit to lay low on her birthday. Every year she goes out and parties, ultimately making headlines with her chaotic behaviour. (Need I remind you of the shameless panty flashing during her 2006 bash at Mr Chow?) But considering the tragic year she’s had, calling it an early night may be in her best interest. Sure, it’s as unlikely as a peace treaty in the Middle East, but still in her best interest.


















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Looking at what she has become is enough to make me cry. Who is this woman? Didn’t Britney used to be the epitome of beauty?
increasingly slimmed down? i don’t think so. i thought she got her weave fixed. it still looks sad. and her sense of ‘fashion’ just fucking kills me.
Happy Birthday Brit! I can’t believe she’s only 26…damnn so much she’s done in such a short lifetime. Hopefully she doesn’t feel like she’s already achieved everything she is going to, I still think there is a lot of potential in her if she just gets the motivation to do it.
I don’t think she looks too bad….the fur jacket is kind of tragic though. I vaguely remember her wearing something similar back in the 90s..I think it was pink though? It didn’t work then Britney and it doesn’t work now haha. Hair, makeup and dress-wise though I think she looks pretty good, I wouldn’t be complaining if I looked like that after two kids.
On your birthday aren’t you supposed to look the best you’ve looked all year?…Or atleast make some effort? Hmmm.
Happy Birthday Britney! I love you—-
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Why, why, whyyyyy the ratty extensions??? Why would a professional hair stylist ever do that to someone?
She looks about as good as Luella’s twat smells (and we know that cat trap is funky as a dump site).
Two things… first, why did Sam miss out on his deposition on Friday? Second, why does Brit insist on the nasty extensions? She has plenty of money–why can’t she get some nice looking ones?
The reason her weave looks so bad is because her hair is too short to actually have it, so the hair stylist probably did the best they could. Im sure she doesnt take care of it either.
she looks good and happy!Happy Birthday B,love ya!
I really wish that she’d let go of those weaves and rock out her own hair. I mean really own up to it - you shaved your hair, it’s done, accept yourself and just be. I’m sure it’s a lot better than those hideous weaves. Oh and she’s in need of a great stylist - fast.
Why the hair . . . why????????? Seriously . . . I’m serious . . . why?
Picture this exact outfit/makeup etc. . . and a *shocking* funky short ‘do . . . maybe red or something . . . that’ll get here some press she wants . . . and look 1000000000000000000x better . . .
Does she look in the mirror and think she looks good? The hair! How can she go out like this.
2 positive things:
1 - her nails are done
2 - her shoes are fabulous
shut ip she look good happy Birthday sweety
She looks Beautiful and Happy!
I LOve u so much Britney!!!
britney is naturel girl i love her
the choker accentuates her “schneck” quite nicely………
nina, if you think Britney is “natural’, you must think Janice Dickinson is too!
….oh, and she shaved her head last February- NINE months ago- her hair would be fine in length, but since she’s been torturing it again since it was an inch long, it probably all fell out again- stupid ass hick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxfZeIImGTs
horrible trashy style!
Hey that “ad” for dentists is like the perfect pair for this BS note.
Seriously PSL. She shaved her head so long ago. Surely her natural hair could be styled cuter??? What the hell is wrong with this loser??????
omg, I’ve seen prostitutes that dressed better than that… she’s history.
^^ Dang tell them how you feel hehe.. I agree completely!!
PSL I love you for mentioning Britney’s biggest advantage which clearly sets her apart from other people ; THE SHNECK!! I need to read our song again.. Anyone remembers it??
Of COURSE I remember the “schneck”!
I don’t remember the song though………she must love it though, since she is drawing attention to it!
stupid skank needs to borrow her dealers baseball cap. although God knows what hes hiding under there.
she looks like a $5 whore sucky-sucky love u lonnnnng time. And she cant stop all those poisons shes ingesting seeping out of her skin in the form of junky acne.
ew ew ew…….
Britney, Stop with the tanning, you are ageing your skin in turbo mode. There are PLENTY of great tanning lotions.
Honestly, who goes out dressed like that without selling their ass on the street? I do like the shoes though, she must have picked them by accident after crawling around on the floor in the dark.
Cute shoes, but that dress and her weave are horrendous! It’s hard to tell how much she’s slimmed down because she has a jacket on, but her thighs look slimmer.
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