BEACH BODY ALERT: BROOKE HOGAN EDITION

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Looking moderately palatable in an itsy bitsy pink and black stripped bikini, child of divorce Brooke Hogan shows off her hulkin’ hot bod at an upscale hotel in Miami on Sunday.

Meanwhile, the latest word on the Hogan divorce is that it’s yesterday’s news, as they say. The couple has been split for months and it’s not a surprise to anyone, contrary to reports.

With that being said, where’s the sunscreen??


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31 Comments

  1. Barks
    November-26-2007 @ 1:10 pm

    I wonder how she feels about her mom’s surprise filing for divorce?

  2. The Drunken Russian
    November-26-2007 @ 1:18 pm

    She has a nice figure, not too skinny like the others, she looks perfect and healthy.

  3. hotbitch
    November-26-2007 @ 1:21 pm

    With the exception of the implants she looks great. Watch, she’ll be called a fat pig by the end of the day even though she looks like a normal woman. She’s nice and toned and has some damn meat on her bones for a change.

  4. BeJeeBus
    November-26-2007 @ 1:22 pm

    She has a nice body, but the implants are ridiculous and she is way to young for that. Why do girls feel that they NEED to have these big watermelon tits? It’s so fucking ugly, I would die if one day I woke up with boobs like that, I can’t believe they actually pay for itl. Idiotic bimbo’s.

  5. November-26-2007 @ 1:23 pm
  6. Anonymous
    November-26-2007 @ 1:25 pm

    I don’t think her implants look so out of place. The girl is 6′2″ or some shit AND she’s lived with her mom’s giant gazoobahs for so long she probably has body dysmorphia.

  7. Anonymous
    November-26-2007 @ 1:26 pm

    BeJeeBus Everybody does whatever makes them happy.. I got implants too and im happy.. (not caring if ppl like them or not)

  8. Miss
    November-26-2007 @ 1:27 pm

    18 with implants… her parents have certainly raised her with self confidence. They actually look natural because she’s got enough body fat and there not too big for her body. She still looks like a redneck in the face!

  9. Supersonic
    November-26-2007 @ 1:35 pm

    Okay…so she may not be taping her penis down as I have many times speculated. I gotta say she looks good here and the implants don’t look as weird (if she has them) on her as they do on anyone else.

  10. BeJeeBus
    November-26-2007 @ 1:43 pm

    Anon: I understand getting them if you have low selfasteem and when it becomes a psychological issue for you in every day life. What I don’t understand is why do they have to be so big? Do you honestly think it looks hot when they are that big? They should be in proportion to your body, and not look like they are weighing you down . I just don’t think it’s cute at all when they look PLASTIC, like two big volleyballs. That’s not attractive IMO.

  11. Anonymous
    November-26-2007 @ 1:45 pm

    i think her body looks good. she can hadle those implants.

  12. parissucksliterally
    November-26-2007 @ 1:49 pm

    her abs look great, but if it weren’t for the fake boobs, she’s built like a man- her Dad…..which is quite unfortunate.

  13. Miss
    November-26-2007 @ 1:55 pm

    BJB: I don’t think their too big, i think she picked the prefect size, they look like a C cup which fits her large full figured frame. Ask any guy and i bet they will think her boobs are fine plastic or not.

  14. leela fashionista
    November-26-2007 @ 2:39 pm

    shes fat and needs a one piece.

  15. anon
    November-26-2007 @ 2:40 pm

    Wow! Just look at how much her self confidence has increased with those new fake boobs! Gosh, it’s so very heartening to know she can wear a bikini and not feel so bad about herself because isn’t that what it’s all about?

  16. my2cents
    November-26-2007 @ 3:18 pm

    I think she has a nice body.

  17. beforesunrise
    November-26-2007 @ 3:29 pm

    Her brother is a total asshole!

  18. Anonymous
    November-26-2007 @ 3:38 pm

    She looks fantastic.

  19. Stephi
    November-26-2007 @ 4:05 pm

    I think she’s got a good body. It’s not the perfect skinny body that we always see in Hollywood, but Brooke is a tall girl and she fits her frame well. It looks like she got implants, but I don’t really understand why? She always had pretty good sized boobs didn’t she? I’m surprised her dad let her get them, although I’d say her mom wouldn’t mind too much.

  20. kitty
    November-26-2007 @ 5:15 pm

    She annoys me sometimes trying to be the next britney(when britney was the shit) but her body looks good I haven’t heard any reports about her getting implants but I guess nobody tits triples overnight without medical help.

  21. November-26-2007 @ 5:26 pm

    She looks GREAT but I think its sad that she felt she had to get implants….she didnt need them.

  22. LickyRicky
    November-26-2007 @ 5:30 pm

    The Hogans (or Bolleas, or whatever) are boring, trashy nobodies. Looks-good-in-a-bikini is not a “talent” or anything noteworthy. She’s a talentless nobody, and hopefully they’ll all go away VERY SOON.

  23. cat
    November-26-2007 @ 8:37 pm

    She´s one of the few celebrities whose breast implants don´t look terribly bad ( christina aguilera, et al). The are in proportion to the rest of her body.

  24. anastacia
    November-26-2007 @ 9:53 pm

    she’s a freaking amazon. trashy, fake… just like her families show. btw, she sucks at singing. i cant decide if shes actually nice or not, oh well.

  25. Amy
    November-26-2007 @ 10:55 pm

    stephi how can you think this is a good body and beyonce is fat? these two pretty much have the same body type.

  26. anonymous
    November-26-2007 @ 11:10 pm

    leela fashionista - If your perception of her is “fat” then you need some help.

  27. one
    November-27-2007 @ 12:04 am
  28. Highrespectable
    November-27-2007 @ 4:32 am

    She looks very sexy and Hot
    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2311145

  29. Anonymous
    November-27-2007 @ 7:24 am

    she looks great.

  30. Candace
    November-27-2007 @ 8:25 am

    yeah, she is a total amazon. .. but not attractive, thin, and well perportioned.but not fat either. she is built like a man, poor girl.

  31. Simo
    September-15-2009 @ 9:56 pm

    ohh brok i love ou vry very matvh

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