Not to be outdone by American counterpart Paris Hilton (who has been touring the planet pimping her latest fragrance), British tabloid star Jordan is current in Ireland on a promotional tour for her latest scent.
The newly brunette-ish pin-up was all Posh-inspired pouts when photogs caught up with her arriving at The Late Late Show in Dublin on Friday.
Launched just in time for Christmas, Jordan’s perfume is called ‘Stunning’. So if you want to smell stunning this Christmas - as opposed to smelling of pine needles, Brussels sprouts and eggnog - then you know what to ask for in your Christmas wish list, don’t you?
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HA! I love to say someone looks “stunning.” It’s not necessarily a compliment.
Her hair looks fake
Well pretty much everything about her is fake…
She should call it “carrot” she is about as orange as one
her boobs make her look fat. i cant wait to see what she considers “smaller” when she gets her new ones. lol
she makes me so ill.
…and ashamed to be a woman.
Again…am i supose to think she’s pretty? How about pretty nasty.
shes fat and gross. go away.
those boobs are maximus! How can you wrap that and look classy?
That is the challange she prefers not to take. But if looking this trampy is what makes her paycheck why should she?
are you friggin blind?
That rat on the back of her head is outrageous. This woman is a multi millionairess but she can not afford a good hair piece because she has no class, style nor taste.
^Clearly Arasto was being sarcastic. I don’t think anyone on the whole entire planet would actually think this person looks stunning- in a positive way that is. She is completely and utterly repulsive. And while I’d like to cosign your comment PSL that she makes me ashamed of being a woman, she simultaniously makes me extra proud that there are women who take pride in actual quilties that don’t include being a brain dead bimbo.
Is she the one with the odd looking child and odd looking husband??? I may be mixed up but after a while a pair of huge boobs look pretty much the same no matter who they are on.
ok, if she is FAT, then Nicole Kidman is OBESE.
STOP with the “fat” shit. She’s gross, and make fun of that- there is no need to make shit up- there is plenty of material.
She’s nasty but I agree with parissucksliterally she’s not fat she just looks like a walking STD a orange one.
She’s nasty but I agree with parissucksliterally she’s not fat she just looks like a walking STD an orange one.
omg!! she looks to big… http://www.paraguaydelivery.com
So what exactly does this “Stunning” perfume smell like…Mystic Tan, silicone, and ass? Because that’s all I can really imagine her smelling like.
When she was pregnant with her daughter she said she was going to have surgery to tighten up her cooch and make her boobs smaller after she gave birth. Well its been a few months now and i think its time to make those things smaller! And also i love how you can tell which is fake hair and which is real. That looks like some plastic barbie hair.
what the hell is it?? and who told her she’s the queen of glamor? damn!
almost forgot the scariest thing - she reproduced!!!
Cherembo your’e a dumbass!
She makes me think of stunning, as in using a stun gun on her. Still haven’t figured out why she’s a celebrity. I’ve never seen her anywhere or in anything but the blogs.
I’ve said it before…I can’t understand why someone would inflate a body part-any-to such enormous proportions…it looks comical…would you make your ears or nose or fingers so large?
Yes, I know, it’s TITS we are talking about, but she still looks like a comic book character.
Obscene.
Fake tits are gross.
Class, baby.
Gawd! Is she able to sleep in non-supine position? She’s just…. TOO MUCH.
Cherembo are you gigi?! Will you ever stop spamming?
You know , she doesn’t look THAT bad. Her hair looks pretty good this color, really shiny, and she looks hot in a porn-starish kind of way. Her boobs are out of control though! Way too big! She would look a lot better just down a couple of sizes.
repulsively gross!!!!!!!!! poor offspring of that STD bag.
gross.. probably makes your skin orange
i like her, she never insults anyone
when posh said she was trashy she did noy retaliate
miss nz - what are you talking about? This is from popdirt:
Jordan new autobiography ‘Being Jordan’ includes a savage attack on Victoria Beckham and she bitches that the singer has everything — “apart from looks”. Jordan describes Posh as “ugly” and “a cheap Essex girl” and says the former Spice Girl is jealous of her sexiness.
Skankalicious
She learned how to put her mascara on from the late Tammy Faye. EW!
hideous trash
Her boobs make me wonder if she just took a bicycle pump and started pumping away on her tits
Wow, she’s really orange…I wonder if she glows in the dark
Ughhhh, put the girls away! Those things are ridiculously huge…get a reduction…
hehe this is … http://www.spymac.com/details/?2308766 hi hi
OMG….WHAT DO YOU HIDE IN THOSE TITS, DOLL? IT IS PLASTIC?
You can read the headlines ”Pornstar!!” written all over her. SHe’s got that trashy look. Disgusting!
Wow ladies, you really love your fellow woman right? That being said, I do prefer me some Jordan over the Parasite. She’s at least honest about her ish and I will always respect that.
I don’t care for posh spice but she’s filthy rich and married to hottie david beckham. I doubt that she’s jealous of a plastic tits having fake orange looking cheap pornstar wannabe.
What a whore! She look so… that boobs… so superficial… http://www.spymac.com/details/?2308170
so “plastic surgery”
Supersonic, I don’t care how “honest” this pig is, I will still never get the picture of her and that cell phone shoved up her twat out of my mind, when I see her.
I don’t wish her harm, like Paris, but she could certainly disappear, and I’d be quite happy.
psl I thought you were kidding until I really find that pic… o.O!
http://mannysbabes.blogspot.com/2006/10/jordan-katie-price-using-her-cell-as.html
I meant “found”
44 posts on Jordan?lol wow.certified Faded Youth Superstar!
actually…Jordan is not ugly,she never was she just doesnt know how to dress and pose.its simple.and she was right when she said that Posh has everything apart from the looks haha.
I like Jordan,she looks like shit most of the time but she has charisma.
Edit Title: “Jordan is a tacky whore”
I said on a previous post that I don’t know who the fuck this is and I was too much of a lazy ass to google her. I still feel that way. This girl is plain gross. How fucked up do you have to be to get tits that big? How messed up does her husband have to be to think tits of that magnitude are sexy? Yuck! I’m so happy my wife has real titties.
Awful, the whole look is a mess.
She is so orange she looks like an Oompa Loompa!
She’s just a whore. A beauty one, of course… http://www.spymac.com/details/?2310239