`CELEBRITY APPRENTICE` LACKS CELEBS

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A very odd lineup of “celebrities” has just been announced for Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice TV show.Here’s a quick lil’ rundown:

- Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth (reality show star)
- Vincent Pastore (aka “Big Pussy” from The Sopranos)
- Stephen Baldwin (one of the Baldwin brothers)
- Gene Simmons (Kiss rocker/unabashed self-marketer)
- Nely Galan (former entertainment president of the Telemundo network/executive producer of The Swan)
- Marilu Henner (best-known from the sitcom Taxi a quarter-century ago)
- Carol Alt (former actress/model)
- Trace Adkins (country music star)
- Nadia Comaneci (Olympic gymnastics gold medalist)
- Tiffany Fallon (Playboy Playmate of the Year)
- Jennie Finch (Olympic softball gold medalist)
- Lennox Lewis (heavyweight boxing champ)
- Piers Morgan (America’s Got Talent judge)
- Tito Ortiz (Ultimate Fighting Champion/boyfriend of Jenna Jameson)

The top prize this year isn’t a job with Trump, but a quarter million dollars for the celebrity’s favourite charity.

Celebrity Apprentice starts January 3, 2008 on NBC.

Ummm….Team No One?

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13 Comments

  1. gigi
    November-19-2007 @ 9:17 am
  2. parissucksliterally
    November-19-2007 @ 9:23 am

    what a fucking JOKE.
    I never watched his crappy show to begin with, but this is just funny.

  3. T
    November-19-2007 @ 9:33 am

    So much for trying to up their ratings, I don’t know anyone who watches this show and this “celebrity” version is not only desperate but is laughable as well.

  4. Harlie
    November-19-2007 @ 9:39 am

    im sorry, who, who and who??

  5. whatever
    November-19-2007 @ 9:41 am

    Omarosa?? she was a mess on the first show - why would she return? that’s pathetic

  6. boohoo
    November-19-2007 @ 11:17 am

    Maybe Lennox can kick Tito’s ass!

  7. Kelly Taylor
    November-19-2007 @ 11:44 am

    zzzzzzzzzz

  8. bag of pubes
    November-19-2007 @ 12:03 pm

    Wow. I’ll be sure to add this to my list of things to not watch. What a parade of losers and nobodies.

  9. Barks
    November-19-2007 @ 12:33 pm

    Marilu Henner? Really?

  10. nino
    November-19-2007 @ 1:30 pm

    i’m really disappointed in omarosa for returning to this show. donald trump is a racist prick.

  11. supernova
    November-19-2007 @ 2:03 pm

    BIG mistake making his kids co-hosts (or whatever the hell they do). They are VERY boring.

  12. Stephi
    November-19-2007 @ 9:50 pm

    These ‘celebrities’ aren’t too good. I’ll probably watch it though to see how Tiffany goes! She’s one of the only one’s on there that I actually know of haha. And Omarosa is only a celebrity because she was on that show in the first place…kind of pathetic. So much for Donald doing everything ‘the best’ all the time.

  13. Amy
    November-20-2007 @ 1:17 am

    nadia’s not a nobody, she’s a legend!!

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