WWJD? SUPPORT BRITNEY!

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An unlikely group has emerged as one of the few remaining supporters of Britney Spears – God-fearing Christians!

The disgraced tabloid star is reportedly the top prayer-getter at the Hollywood Prayer Network, a group of more than 5000 Christians that prays for stars instead of writing them off as lost causes.

Members of the network, which has chapters in 16 U.S. cities and eight countries, see Hollywood as the 21st century’s largest mission field and they’re planning a 700-person prayer breakfast in Beverly Hills on Friday.

Hallelujah!

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18 Comments

  1. anita
    November-15-2007 @ 2:49 pm

    i actually think that’s pretty cool… she can use all the prayer she can get. well done Hollywood Prayer Network.

  2. yug!
    November-15-2007 @ 2:57 pm

    Not surprising. Remember that Shitney is a republican, who said to the press that no matter what President Bush does, we should support him. I wonder if it were her two sons that were being sent to Iraq to face death if she would still support him.

    It’s funny that the worst mother of all time supports the worst President we’ve ever had. Stupid people stick together!

  3. SAS
    November-15-2007 @ 3:38 pm

    Hmm I remember reading this study a while back where people who knew they were being prayed for (in recovery from illness) actually did worse than those who weren’t prayed for or who weren’t religious (didn’t care) — sort of like a “performance anxiety”. Its soo not my thing so I shouldn’t even comment but I just thought that was an interesting result and doesn’t bode too well for brit!

  4. Barks
    November-15-2007 @ 4:25 pm

    I’m not sure where you read that SAS, but the report I have read about the study said the people who were prayed for did better.
    Britney needs all the help she can get, praying can’t hurt her but she still needs to get herself together.

  5. BeJeeBus
    November-15-2007 @ 4:37 pm

    Greasy cheeto ball.

  6. supernova
    November-15-2007 @ 4:48 pm

    God she is UGLY.

  7. Stephi
    November-15-2007 @ 5:10 pm

    Yeah I think that is cool. It’s nice that people still see the good in Britney despite her making so many mistakes the past few years. I honestly think that with a bit of guidance and a more normal lifestyle she would go back to being the Britney that she used to be, she’s just gone off track a little.

  8. Somewhere Inbetween
    November-15-2007 @ 5:12 pm

    Does anyone else see how red her nose is? Either she has a horrible cold, or shes been putting something up there.

  9. aussiechick
    November-15-2007 @ 5:27 pm

    bitch needs all the prayers she can get. apparently $100 mill aint doin the trick.

  10. Erica
    November-15-2007 @ 5:31 pm

    Wow…whatever she is on is f’ing up her skin. :( She needs to drink more water and hydrate!

  11. aussiechick
    November-15-2007 @ 5:35 pm

    i think they need to say a special prayer for her dead departed hairline.

  12. Agustina
    November-15-2007 @ 5:50 pm

    Man, she looks like hell. Whatever, she deserves everything that is happening to her.

  13. EAT IT
    November-15-2007 @ 6:19 pm

    so are they praying for her boys too?

  14. Lola Lola
    November-15-2007 @ 7:24 pm

    Sadly, Brit is listening to no-one. Not mom, not baby-daddy, not lawyers, not “friends”…there is no way she’s gonna listen to a bunch of praying strangers. What’s it gonna take for her to get her head out of her Maison Derriere?

  15. gigi
    November-15-2007 @ 7:37 pm
  16. parissucksliterally
    November-15-2007 @ 10:09 pm

    i can’t believe how bad she looks…….(shaking head)

  17. Darcy
    November-15-2007 @ 11:10 pm

    No amount of prayer can help this ultimate piece of trash - she’s beyond help and it’s all her own fault.

    On another note - look at the gazzilion rings on her fugly, disgusting hands. How typical for her: she will adorn herself till she can no longer even lift her hand but God forbid she should get a manicure. This is how she thinks things in life are solved: you go out and buy something.

    That’s why she is getting nowhere, and deserverdly so.

  18. twat stain
    November-16-2007 @ 8:46 am

    Praying for Shitney??? Well, that’s uhhhh…quaint, I guess. Ain’t there something about “The lord helps those who help themselves?” And not helps themselves to drugs, junk food, and any self-indulgent whim that strikes them. Fuck this cunt. Pray for her KIDS, if you believe in such things.

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