BLAME THE A.D.D.

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Her excuses have included asthma, a wonky phone connection and lapses in sleep, but Britney Spears’ latest explantion as to why she tested positive for a recent drug test has got to be her most inventive. The down-and-out singer is claiming it’s her ADD meds that are falsifying her results. Uh-huh….

So now it’s Atttention Deficit Disorder — just like Paris. And based on our information — just like Paris — we believe Britney’s prescription is for Adderall. That drug fits the bill, because Adderall is an amphetamine.

The lawyers are in court tomorrow. We’re told K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will renew his motion to prohibit Brit from driving with the kids in the car, especially after blowing a red light at a dangerous intersection a few days ago — with the kids in the back seat

Wowzers! What drug is Brit-Brit not taking? The uppers, the downers, the inhalers!

The girl doesn’t need her children back. She needs detox!

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25 Comments

  1. November-15-2007 @ 10:46 am

    Come on Brit! You must to admit that you use drugs! We allready know that. http://www.spymac.com/details?2294183

  2. Only 1
    November-15-2007 @ 10:49 am

    every “new” reason just makes her look more and more like a freaking nut and/or druggie. it was this.. no, ok then it’s this.. no, ok then it’s this… for shitsake admit your problem, get your help.. then worry about the kiddies.. They need mommy sane and sober.. The only comeback I want for her now is to come back to reality!

  3. my2cents
    November-15-2007 @ 10:50 am

    She looks horrible in that photo. Her skin is just a wreck.

  4. parissucksliterally
    November-15-2007 @ 10:58 am

    oh please.
    Brit, stop making EXCUSES.
    OWN your fuck-ups.
    I agree Only1 and my2 cents!

  5. Megg
    November-15-2007 @ 11:01 am

    If the positive test came back for medication that she takes on a regular basis would’nt all of the tests of come back positive not just one?

  6. yug!
    November-15-2007 @ 11:05 am

    That hair is the funniest thing ever. Shitney has no idea what a cosmic joke she has become. To think she was once a sex symbol, that’s hard to even remember now. And it was only a few years ago.

    SHE IS DUNZO, GO AWAY WORST MOTHER EVER!

  7. Jonas
    November-15-2007 @ 11:10 am

    You don’t have to take adderall on a regular basis. Probably most college students you know takes them to cram for exams. What I don’t know is why isn’t she forced to disclose any prescriptions she’s taking? Why is it up to the testing company to solve the mystery?

  8. Ronda
    November-15-2007 @ 11:12 am

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…can i just smack her already???

  9. whatever!
    November-15-2007 @ 11:20 am

    That intersection is NOT a dangerous intersection - stop talking crap!

    Also, is KFed the perfect parent? NO! He’s no better than her, when the hell did he become the perfect parent? the kids shold be taken by Britneys Mom until she’s sorted out - KFed is just a loser, when is he evr even pictured with his other kids with Shar? he’s hardly Father of the year.

  10. parissucksliterally
    November-15-2007 @ 11:25 am

    ^^^^^ Yes it IS a dangerous intersection. That weird curve on to Mulholland at Coldwater is blind in some spots. I’ll bet she throws her cigarrettes out the window in the Canyon too. I am not saying that K.Fed insn’t a loser, but STOP defending Britney- she’s a moron.

  11. Only 1
    November-15-2007 @ 11:31 am

    Cuz she’s full of shit Jonas.. plain and simple

  12. Only 1
    November-15-2007 @ 11:40 am

    Whatever.. let me explain a couple of things. A. KFed is smart enough to know not to look like a fuck up when you are in court every other day for the custody of your kids, Brit is NOT! B. KFed is not pictured with is other kids b/c that’s not news.. no pap is gonna break their neck or toe in this case to get a pic of them all together and Shar trys to keep her kids sheltered from all that negative publicity stuff. C. Shar is a normal mom.. not crazy.. not showing off her haha everywhere.. not failing drug tests everyday.. so KFed doesn’t have to fight for them. Shar has said he is a very good father to his children. **NOW I AINT DEFENDING KFED… thems just the facts**

  13. hotstuff
    November-15-2007 @ 11:48 am

    Only 1…those are not facts, those are just assumptions you made. How in the hell do you know if Shar is a good mother or not??? Remember in the beginning when Britney & K-Fed were together, Britney was always pictured with Shar oldest daughter. If I remember correctly, Shar said that her daughter loved Britney and that Britney treated her as she was her own. So don’t give me that shit about Shar is a good parent and all because Shar took her 15 minutes of fame so fast and sold out her kids. Shes a piece of shit as well.

  14. Supersonic
    November-15-2007 @ 11:54 am

    Shar seems like a reasonable enough parent, she’s still a fame whore but you don’t really have to look hard to see that she cares for her spawn.
    Man Shitney looks AWFUL I know looks aren’t everything but COME ON, how can someone look so bad after the way she used to look? People age and grow up YES but this is like a completely different ‘person’. Her lawyer should be disbarred. Anyone who doesn’t arrest this ho just because should get fired too.
    I’ll do it. Consider it a citizens arrest, I’m not American but wtf, I’ll do it!

  15. Only 1
    November-15-2007 @ 12:02 pm

    I’ll give you that hotstuff.. facts was NOT the right word.. when it comes down to it though… the things stated ARE the reason why KFed is not being made out the douche here… that’s really all I was getting at. When I said he’s smart enough.. a freaking baboon would know to lay low and do what you’re supposed to when fighting for your kids.. THAT is where Brit is fucking up.. no one really likes KFED.. it’s just he’s not making a jackass of himself RIGHT NOW.. when it counts.

  16. Anonymous
    November-15-2007 @ 12:14 pm

    Since when do you get to decide which red lights to stop and which ones to not? So the intersection isn’t dangerous, you just get to run the light? You people are ridiculous.

  17. bag of pubes
    November-15-2007 @ 12:15 pm

    I wish that judge would have drug testers waiting in that courtroom…ready to pluck her hair (from the root) and make her piss in a cup. I mean seriously, ADD meds and other necessary prescription drugs can be ruled out, and what she’s really on can be identified. She probably has Alli pee for her whenever she actually submits to the testing. That judge should *witness* her giving a hair or piss sample before accepting the results.

  18. Juanito
    November-15-2007 @ 12:30 pm

    They don’t need to pluck your hairs out by the root to do the test, they just cut it really close. I don’t know how long Britney’s true hair is but it may not be long enough to test yet. Depending on her hygiene habits there is other hair they can use.

  19. her
    November-15-2007 @ 12:31 pm

    Hmmmm - do you think that’s why she had/s the shaving fetish? :-)

  20. BeJeeBus
    November-15-2007 @ 1:21 pm

    JUST fucking DIE already! Useless pathetic fucking waste of human being!

  21. Pak31
    November-15-2007 @ 1:45 pm

    You know that is one thing I have never seen, of all the stuff she does and has happen to her, you never ever hear her say she’s sorry or it’s her fault. She has the paparazzi around her all the time, she could put it to good use and make amends but doesn’t. She’s a train wreck.

  22. hotstuff
    November-15-2007 @ 1:50 pm

    Anyone who wishes DEATH upon anyone is just PLAIN EVIL!!!

  23. November-15-2007 @ 3:00 pm

    Yea yea yea. Lies are the only thing we heard from Britney http://www.spymac.com/details?2294183

  24. Agustina
    November-15-2007 @ 5:27 pm

    Excuses, excuses… Grow up, bitch. So glad you lost custody of the kids.

  25. Erica
    November-15-2007 @ 5:36 pm

    A basic drug test would show Adderall as an amphetamine, but a simple GC/MS confirmation would tell them that it is Adderall if that is, in fact, what it is.

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