GREASY HEIR

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Brandon Davis is gross on so many levels. His face. That out-of-shape body. That foul mouth.

But now Page Six can add another facet of his undying nastiness — his hair!

Even professional hairstylists won’t touch Brandon Davis’ hair. When “Greasy Bear” paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. “Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice.”

Wait a minute — bears drink carrot juice?!?

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11 Comments

  1. Meg
    November-14-2007 @ 8:21 am

    ugly rude fucker. That’s all,

  2. meaghan
    November-14-2007 @ 8:47 am

    Drugs drugs drugs drugs dirty hookers…

  3. gigi
    November-14-2007 @ 9:03 am
  4. parissucksliterally
    November-14-2007 @ 9:13 am

    ick.
    and he was a really good looking guy, before he got so outof-control slimy.

  5. Anonymous
    November-14-2007 @ 11:06 am

    His blush is really complimentary of his colors ;)

  6. LAjohnboy
    November-14-2007 @ 11:17 am

    it was probably LUBE in his hair………….i hope he put saran wrap around his remote control! HA

  7. Miss
    November-14-2007 @ 11:24 am

    i know he’s cheesy and gressy but if he was thinner and cleaned up he would be so fine. He looks like Elvis and he has this sultry look to him.

  8. aussiechick
    November-14-2007 @ 12:42 pm

    He sure does look like Elvis.

    Elvis about 3 days before he died.

    Further proof that money cant buy happiness, class or brains.

  9. Devlin
    November-14-2007 @ 12:50 pm

    My eyes are burning! Do you really think he looks like Elvis? Maybe the sad dye job, bloated, white jumpsuit Elvis.

  10. Stephi
    November-14-2007 @ 5:30 pm

    Yeah he screams drug user. I hate to jump to conclusions but if he is sweating that much its a telltale sign. He is just so Elvis to me as well aussiechick…if there is ever a movie about Elvis’s last days it would be a crime not to cast him in the lead role.

  11. hairball
    November-14-2007 @ 10:28 pm

    Agree totally aussiechick.

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