JESSICA AND JAKE GET NAILED
Posted Monday, November 5th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Filed under: Jake-Gyllenhaal, Jessica-Biel
Hollywood hotties Jessica Biel and Jake Gyllenhaal have signed up to make sweet love in a saucy political satire called Nailed.
Helming the picture is Three Kings director David O. Russell and Kristin Gore co-wrote the screenplay.
Jessica plays a small-town receptionist who develops an insatiable sexual appetite after she gets nailed in the head (literally). Jake plays a shady politician who happily helps Jess in her crusade.
Ugh, this one has lack of chemistry written all over it.
November 5th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
This bitch cant act!!!! Ive never seen a more wooden performance than The Illusionist.
She will NEVER be the next Julia Roberts. I will not be seeing any more movies that she is in unless she plays a corpse which is about her range.
November 5th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Great. Two gays to play straight people in love.
November 5th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Dumbest plot ever.
November 5th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
LOL beejeebus you’re so blunt! Whoever the main leads are, this premise sounds stupid (and not funny stupid) i don’t know who could pull it off.
November 5th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
I was just thinking that BJB.
That I guess we know who is next up as beards for each other.
November 5th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
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November 6th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Yeah I can’t see them having much on-screen chemistry either. I think she’s a very pretty girl but I don’t think she’s much of an actress. She’s yet to play a very good role though, so she may still surprise me.