BRITNEY BOOBS DOUBLE AS COKE PLATE

Posted Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 at 7:33 pm
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She’s been in rehab. She’s lost her kids. She’s alienated her family. But it appears nothing can stop Britney Spears from partying her life away.

Guitarist Scott Kohler tells the upcoming issue of In Touch magazine that just hours after she lost custody of her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, Britney was out of control drinking and snorting cocaine during a wild party at her Beverly Hills mansion.

Says the 29-year-old eye witness: “I watched Britney let a guy do a line of coke off her chest.”

After stripping down to her underwear, she apparently commanded everyone to go to the jacuzzi where one man offered her cocaine and “joked he wanted to do a line off her chest, and she agreed.”

Scott, who met Britney at LA hotspot Hyde, added: “She was in a great mood. She didn’t have a care in the world.”

Despite his claims, Brit passed a court-ordered drug test just hours later.

This, of course, begs the question: Whose pee has Britney been using?

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15 Comments to “BRITNEY BOOBS DOUBLE AS COKE PLATE”

  1. parissucksliterally
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    1

    the only thing that would shock me about Britney at this point would be her getting her shit together. Alli is an enabler, so of course she is the only one Britney wants around.
  2. Ugghh!
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    2

    Does she have a fucking death wish or something? I have never seen someone with so much that seems so determined to lose it all. Is there not one person who can stop this train wreck? At this rate, she will be dead by year’s end. So sad…but I have to admit — I won’t miss reading about her bull shit!!
  3. toonkinstein
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    3

    she has been submtting apple juice….is a lab matron watching her actually pee in the little bottle or is she just having the piss messengered to the lab?

    this trin is ready to crash
  4. toonkinstein
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    4

    train…i meant
  5. getalife
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    5

    Gee, or maybe it just begs the question “why do asshats like you believe some dumbass who just wants to get his name in print, so he makes up some shit?”
  6. hotstuff
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    6

    Thank you getalife. If she passed her test hours later this guy is obvisioly lying, just to get his name in the print. You people believe anything you guys read. Britney is right, WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMNG TOO?
  7. Agustina
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    7

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this was true.
  8. Anonymous
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    8

    I’ve had addict friends, and to tell you, passing drug tests with someone else’s pee is quite easy. One of my friends kept it up for a year. Shitty controllants, but who knows, maybe Britney goes berserk if they actually look at her closely when shes peeing?
  9. piper
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    9

    Yeah, I’m sure she was flashing her crotch again because she was high on life, and only goes to parties to hand out Bible verses. The only mystery at this point is why so many people still feel sorry for this publicity whore. Her children are the only people in this whole mess who deserve any sympathy whatsoever.
  10. my2cents
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 10:27 pm
    10

    It is pretty simple to use someone else’s pee! I am ashamed to admit I helped my boyfriend do it way back in the day for a while. He was on probation for a weed charge so it wasn’t like he was some felon but yah not the brightest idea around. I dont care what anyone says this girl is still drinking and doing drugs.
  11. Misook
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    11

    OK, if Britney is doing all of these wild things, how come nobody took a picture of the party or the coke-booby thing with their camera phone? That picture is worth a million bucks. Seriously, this guy is a liar.
  12. Me Myself
    Posted: Oct 31st, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    12

    Don’t believe it either, and I’m no Britney fan.
  13. Stephi
    Posted: Nov 1st, 2007 at 12:52 am
    13

    Why should we believe Scott the ‘guitarist’? He’s probably just some struggling musician looking for a bit of publicity just like everyone else who seems to come in contact with Britney. They figure that magazines will buy their story because everyone seems to want to hear bad stuff about Britney. It’s really pathetic. I doubt this is true. Whether its about snorting cocaine or swimming with dolphins I don’t beleive any of these supposed ‘party pals’ of Britney. Her songs is really true about everyone wanting a piece of her.
  14. supernova
    Posted: Nov 1st, 2007 at 2:33 am
    14

    She is probably using a high dosage of niacin to purge her system before the tests (that’s pretty common for people who want to avoid being “busted” for using drugs when giving pee-samples).
  15. Janie
    Posted: Nov 1st, 2007 at 3:47 am
    15

    I had to do a drug test when I went through a divorce (if I was asking HIM to do it they made me do it as well). Not only did the lady watch me pee, she also put a sticker on the side to check the temperature to make sure it was fresh. After that they also took a patch out of my hair to test that as well.
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