LYNNE SPEARS TO TELL ALL!

lynne-is-writing-a-book-spears.jpg

Lynne Spears is reportedly getting ready to publish an autobiography, giving her “personal story” of raising daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn from little Louisiana girls to big time celebs.

No word yet on whether she will touch upon Britney’s breakdown and subsquent comeback.

The book will be published by Thomas Nelson, Christian publishers, by Spring time.

Perfect timing — we will have probably just finished reading Rosie O’Donnell’s rant-filled prose by then.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • Facebook
  • MySpace
  • TwitThis
  • del.icio.us
  • Technorati
  • StumbleUpon
  • Google
  • Live
  • YahooMyWeb
  • E-mail this story to a friend!

9 Comments

  1. supernova
    October-25-2007 @ 12:12 pm

    NOW we’re talking. Spill it Momma Spears — spill the beans. (However, after seeing up your daughter’s vagina, and watching her self destruct on camera daily, I can hardly see how you can add anything to the equation that we don’t already know).

  2. supernova
    October-25-2007 @ 12:14 pm

    ^I also wonder whether she will be honest enough with herself about her parenting mistakes for the book to be of any real value in understanding the Spears saga (and ALL parents, no matter how good they are, make mistakes - it’s usually hard for them to admit it but this chick needs to REEEALLY come clean or just shut the hell up).

  3. piper
    October-25-2007 @ 1:22 pm

    She’s not a parent, she’s a pimp.

  4. Anonymous
    October-25-2007 @ 1:30 pm

    bitch

  5. BeJeeBus
    October-25-2007 @ 1:44 pm

    WE KNOW ALL, there is nothing more to tell. Britney’s life is everyone’s life, it’s an open book. And her mom would never do shit like this. I doubt it. If she does it will be about HER and how she deals with having famous daughters, it won’t focus on Shitney’s issues.

  6. Britney's Queef
    October-25-2007 @ 2:21 pm

    There’s no chance she’s gonna further alienate her original meal-ticket by trashing Shitney. Just in case she does shake the crazies and make a comeback. Mama Spears is no fool. Just an opportunistic, shitty parent.

  7. grannytranny
    October-25-2007 @ 3:58 pm

    Subsequent comeback?

  8. parissucksliterally
    October-25-2007 @ 4:23 pm

    she’s not going to give us any more ammunition against her baby….this will be fluff.

  9. nino
    October-25-2007 @ 6:35 pm

    possible title for the book: “Ka-ching Baby One More Time!”.

Post a Comment

Your email is never shared.

Want your image to show up? Get a gravatar, it's easy.