FAUX BRITNEY LOOKS SEMI-HUMAN

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Guess who got her hair did, y’all?!?

During her daily paparazzi rounds, Britney Spears proudly shows off her new, seemingly fuller weave, collagen-injected lips and blue contact lenses during a sunny Monday afternoon in L.A.

The times they are a-changin’ and so is Britney’s face!

Meanwhile, as the disgraced pop star continues to spiral out of control, a surprising character has extended an arm of support — former cokehead Whitney Houston.

Miss Crack Is Whack, who herself has battled her own drink and drugs demons, reportedly sent a message to Britney saying: “I know what you’re going through – and I can help.”

Let’s just hope her solution has nothing to do with Bobby Brown. We all know how that ended!

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12 Comments

  1. October-22-2007 @ 11:37 pm

    Oh that wig.
    - http://www.peroosal.com

  2. Kelsey
    October-23-2007 @ 1:16 am

    Her lips look the same to me.

  3. BeJeeBus
    October-23-2007 @ 5:00 am

    I think she has the prettiest face, that’s basically why I was always fascinated by her. Well her body was part of it too. But if she starts changing up now, theres no going back. Her destiny will be Courtney Love.

  4. Da Devil
    October-23-2007 @ 5:09 am

    her life is so vapid; all her value put on the surface and the idiot does not even get close to a stylish person.
    Maybe the fact that you put all your bad eggs in one basquet is what makes her so unhappy.
    what does she think in the morning: how bold and fat I’m….it reminds me of ….mariah c. eeeeew.

  5. Anonymous
    October-23-2007 @ 6:02 am

    She looks TONS better here. SO MUCH better.

  6. dana
    October-23-2007 @ 6:23 am

    Hmmmm, I don’t think she looks so bad here.
    Granted, she has fake hair, eye color, but her lips don’t look so bad — she does lookkind of pasty and sad.

  7. K
    October-23-2007 @ 6:30 am

    I actually think she looks slightly better here. If she had collagen-injected on into her lips it doesn’t look fake.

  8. Anonymous
    October-23-2007 @ 6:51 am

    I think her face has a nice shape, her eyes are just set too far apart.

  9. Britney's Queef
    October-23-2007 @ 8:25 am

    It won’t last. This train-wreck won’t wash that new hair for weeks and it’ll look all nappy and gross before long. It’s so odd to see her without shades. I guess now that the pinkeye’s gone, she can wear contacts again to disguise her gigantic dilated pupils. WHEW.

  10. Pak31
    October-23-2007 @ 8:30 am

    I agree with Anon, her eyes are too far apart and instead of going slightly up at the outer edges like most peoples, hers droop downward. Not bad but enough to drive me crazy. Whoever wrote that article is strange. She looks like crap in those pics. Her lips don’t look any fuller to me. Do we know that these are recent pics of her?? I didn’t read the whole article.

  11. parissucksliterally
    October-23-2007 @ 10:02 am

    she looks good here…the hair is actually decent.

  12. Stephi
    October-23-2007 @ 4:45 pm

    I agree with you BJB, I really think she has got a gorgeous face…she always has. No matter how bad her hair looks or how much she weighs her face will always be pretty. I doubt that she’s had anything done to her lips as well, they look exactly the same to me. Looks like people are just running out of rumors to spread about her.

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