LEVI JOHNSTON AND MRS. PALIN

Levi Johnston is offering a sneak peek inside former Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s household with a story called ‘Me and Mrs. Palin’ in the October issue of Vanity Fair.

An excerpt on Palin returning to Alaska after the fall campaign:

“Sarah was sad for a while. She walked around the house pouting. I had assumed she was going to go back to her job as governor, but a week or two after she got back she started talking about how nice it would be to quit and write a book or do a show and make “triple the money.” It was, to her, “not as hard.” She would blatantly say, “I want to just take this money and quit being governor.” She started to say it frequently, but she didn’t know how to do it. When she came home from work, it seemed like she was more and more stressed out.”

Meanwhile, Levi says that even before Palin was selected as John McCain’s VP candidate, she was worried sick about the public’s response to her daughter Bristol’s unwed pregnancy. He says Palin wanted the young couple to keep the pregnancy secret and then after the baby was born, Palin and her husband, Todd, would adopt him.

“We both kept telling her we were definitely not going to let her adopt the baby,” he says. “I think Sarah wanted to make Bristol look good, and she didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.”

A few more highlights:

Levi on their relationship: “In all the time Bristol and I were together, I’ve never seen them sleep in the same bedroom…. Even during the Republican National Convention they slept in different bedrooms at opposite ends of her suite. Todd slept in the living room, on his little black recliner, with the TV going in the background — usually with the news or an Ultimate Fighting Championship match on — wearing clothes he wore that same day.”

Levi on talk of divorce: “There were times when Sarah and Todd would mention it and sound pretty serious. Sarah would say something, and I don’t know how it would make Todd mad, but his anger would elevate so fast. Todd would say, ‘All right, do you want a divorce? Is that what you want? Let’s do it! Sign the papers!’ They’d either stop and be fine or Sarah would go to her room. That’s just how it was with them.”

Levi on home life: “Throughout the years I spent with them, when Sarah got home from her office — almost never later than five and sometimes as early as noon — she usually walked in the door, said hello, and then disappeared into her bedroom, where she would hang out. Sometimes she’d take an hour-long bath. Other times she sat on the living-room couch … watching house shows and wedding shows on TV. She always wanted things and she wanted other people to get them for her. If she wanted a movie, Bristol and I would go to the video store; if she wanted food, we’d get her something to eat, like a Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.”

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15 Comments

  1. Barks
    September-2-2009 @ 3:01 pm

    Why does anyone care what this douchebag has to say about his former almost douchebag-in-law?

  2. Palin on the brain
    September-2-2009 @ 3:02 pm

    Ohhhh how the media and govt. elitists are being kept up at night by Gov. Palin.
    They fear her more than anybody.
    You see smearing her is not working.
    She single handedly brought the Obamacare bill to it’s knees with her face book page.
    Imagine what house cleaning she could do for the country with a little power.

  3. Palin on the brain
    September-2-2009 @ 3:03 pm

    Barks, they care because they FEAR.

  4. evil bitch
    September-2-2009 @ 3:33 pm

    is this douchebag ever going to STFU???? who gives a shit?

  5. Douche
    September-2-2009 @ 4:43 pm

    Liberals must be desperate if all they have is this hick douche as ammo against Gov. Palin.LOL.

  6. Mimi
    September-2-2009 @ 4:50 pm

    Palin is a mad fascist lying bitch.

  7. vista underground
    September-2-2009 @ 5:06 pm

    levi a mediawhore? Oh no…

  8. reggie
    September-2-2009 @ 5:11 pm

    Hard to believe anyone voted for the walking punchline known as sarah palin.

    You betcha!

  9. anony
    September-2-2009 @ 5:22 pm

    I hope he makes a lot of money on this book. You can bet at least most of what’s in it is the TRUTH. Is the kid as dumb as tree stump? You betcha. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have some good inside dirt on Miss Alaska that many of us gossip mongers would like to read.

  10. Obama thugocracy
    September-2-2009 @ 6:42 pm

    Obama is the punchline now.
    America is a bunch of fools that got bamboozeled by a slick talking teleprompter.

  11. anon1
    September-2-2009 @ 7:13 pm

    A well-known psychic claimed Sarah was lying about why she quit and that there were real troubles in her marriage. I was perplexed because even though I cannot stand her I couldn’t wrap my head around how someone could be in their 40’s, a wife and mother, a governor of a state and still have no concept of integrity. But clearly she doesn’t. I have to give props to Todd for putting on a good act. I never saw anything fishy. What a selfish, spoiled major monster she is - a liar, control freak, narcissist, quitter, red-necked, wolf killing, polar bear hating ignorant b**ch. Normally I resist the urge to call women that, but she fits the bill.

  12. Obama thugocracy
    September-2-2009 @ 7:34 pm

    ^^^^^ obamabot much.
    How many obamagasms did you have today along with MSNBC and chris matthews.

  13. adam
    September-2-2009 @ 8:23 pm

    it’s really too bad that john edwards didn’t knock up the palin girl (or that dave letterman didn’t joke about it)…that way, we still wouldn’t have heard that she had the baby.
    especially from the big corporate media and fluffer FYB.

  14. Cokehead ashley biden
    September-2-2009 @ 8:35 pm

    Why don’t they show the pics of Ashley cokehead biden snorting…..oh right biden is a democrap.

  15. .x.
    September-3-2009 @ 10:54 am

    loves it!

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