Giving Britney Spears’ infamous 2007 MTV VMA performance a run for its money, reality star-turned-aspiring singer Heidi Montag shamelessly lipsynched her way through a performance during the Miss Universe competition in the Bahamas tonight (August 23).
Before taking the stage, Heidi tweeted: “All things are possible with God! Dreams do come true! Enjoy every moment of this short life!!”
Sadly it was nearly impossible to enjoy Montag’s faux performance as she awkwardly gyrated across the stage in a sequined but nude ensemble.
And as if we’re all a bunch of numbnuts, Heidi’s microphone was turned on following her song and dance as she thanked the bored and utterly unenthusiastic audience.
That said, there’s something about her performance that you just can’t take your eye off of. Sorta like a messy car accident on the highway.
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there goes my dinner…what a pathetic waste of space. why?
OMG!!!Did this idiot forget we were watching her?move your lips!!!!!WTF she is not even worth the air Britney spears breathes. Now just waite and see what her grizzly looking husband has to say about that “performance” and that britney look a like costume, can you sat attention wh@$%. Go Get something filled or tucked or plumped.
At first I thought she was just some blonde hobog that wandered up on stage and wasn’t a part of the performance. I guess I was right.
Awful, just awful. I feek like I’ve eaten 1kg of coconut ice. Blah
Honestly I didn’t think her dancing was THAT bad. The most awkward thing about it was just the cheesiness of the whole song and routine and costume and everything. Heidi just does not have that ‘it factor’ that Britney Spears has always had, even in her worst performances.
Was she even dancing to the same song she was lip syncing? Horrible
Wow, her dancing really IS awkward. And those pants were not flattering. They made her hips look a mile wide.
She should really stick to what she does best: posing in a bikini with her mouth wide open, looking like she’s waiting for a cock to fall into it.
The highlight of my weekend. Totally LOL-tastic.
I thought the title said, “Heidi Montag FALLS during miss universe.”…Too bad I missread.
The opening Easty-Westy foot dance was the highlight. Perhaps I would have been more entertained had I not watched it on mute. But…can’t bring myself to turn the cacophony on.
That was truly one of the worst performances I have ever witnessed.
FAIL.
I know damn well nobody can call that crap dancing,,, Ha!!, more like cheerleading moves with a lot of stipper-ness to it!! OMG! not another one of these non dancing Britney Spears egg head women,, please give it up.. that is not dancing.. dont have to be booty shaking but at least have some rhythmn.. oh well so much for that idea!!!
Ahhh but she still made you look and that’s
Anyway she still has better morals than 95% of Hollywierdoland.
alicia,,,,,,has a point brit beyonce and madge has conned the world into thinking they can dance or sing and in Madge’s case even play LOL a guitar.
When all they do is surround themselve with circus props, real dancers and prance around stage.
This girl can’t dance……..
A sad confusing boring mess= heidi montag. I fogot to add non talented.