HOW CLICHE

Looking pretty in pink, Ashlee Simpson celebrates her 23rd brithday with emo beau Pete Wentz (sans the guyliner) with a tacky theme party honouring the decade she was barely born in — the 80s!

Rocking their best prom-from-hell wear, the happy couple reportedly partied the night away with Ashlee’s sis Jessica and former flame Wilmer Valderrama before capping the night off with a romantic slow dance to Brian Adams’ ‘Everything I Do.’

All in all, the soirée was cheesier than a French supermarket.

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29 Comments

  1. Priapism
    October-11-2007 @ 7:51 pm

    I cannot believe I am writing this but . . . Petey, get the eyeliner back on for god’s sake. You look ill.

  2. Riley
    October-11-2007 @ 7:52 pm

    What happen to her chin?

  3. Anonymous
    October-11-2007 @ 8:04 pm

    How the hell does this nasty bastard get to go out with her?

  4. fume
    October-11-2007 @ 8:29 pm

    Huh, sans guyliner Pete looks like Billy Bob Thornton’s slightly younger brother. And that song’s from the 90s.

  5. October-11-2007 @ 8:33 pm

    Oh look! They are being ironic! How clever and original.

  6. hiedi
    October-11-2007 @ 8:55 pm

    never really cared one way or the other about them before…but now, I think they are really cute. they seem to ACTUALLY enjoy each other. good for them.

  7. Gidget
    October-11-2007 @ 8:58 pm

    I think it’s the lack of bangs that makes him look off.
    And for some strange reason I think they’re cute as a couple.

  8. parissucksliterally
    October-11-2007 @ 9:18 pm

    Bryan Adams’s “Everything I do” was is 1990- shows how much these 2 dumbasses know about that decade……lol
    I remember clearly b/c of a breakup with a bf and HATING that song.

  9. parissucksliterally
    October-11-2007 @ 9:18 pm

    actually, it was 199 ONE!

  10. my2cents
    October-11-2007 @ 9:21 pm

    That picture of them smiling at each other is really cute. Other than that I find them both pretty annoying.

  11. Kiki
    October-11-2007 @ 9:26 pm

    WHY is this woman even relevent or even profitable. I’ve seen the million dollar house she dwells in and I ask my self “why”. She’s had some sub-scummy songs that made it on the radio, and that makes her able to afford a mansion??? She is the sister of a second-rate popstar. The standards are getting low in Hollywood. And that’s obvious if you think Ashlee is worth a crap…she’ll be totally forgotten within five years.

  12. cat
    October-11-2007 @ 9:27 pm

    they are total geeks, not particularly talented.. but i still like both of them.. wonder why! and pete looks way better with the guyliner..

  13. cat
    October-11-2007 @ 9:27 pm

    i still don´t understand why.. but i like them..Pete needs to put the guyliner back on

  14. cat
    October-11-2007 @ 9:28 pm

    sorry for the sort of double posting

  15. sigh
    October-11-2007 @ 9:51 pm

    ooo i love dress up parties. i think it looks really fun!!

  16. tiffmilf
    October-11-2007 @ 10:20 pm

    If she is turning 23 she was more than “barely born in the 80’s”

  17. MeSoup
    October-11-2007 @ 11:18 pm

    He looks high and her chin is so long and big…

  18. October-11-2007 @ 11:22 pm

    ……no comment.
    - http://www.peroosal.com

  19. BeJeeBus
    October-12-2007 @ 1:34 am

    Aww, it’s my favorite couple… I think they are supercute together, and it never looks forced like with so many other Hollywood couples. Stop hating Arasto :o)

  20. boohooo
    October-12-2007 @ 2:05 am

    She’s gonna be the next Yoko Ono and break up the band. Then her and Petey Boy are going to write an anthem to save the world!!

  21. Chantelle
    October-12-2007 @ 2:26 am

    Ew, he looks so greasy here! He actually looks better with the eyeliner on. And what’s up with his hair here?! He looks like a monkey. I just keep expecting there to be a photo of Pete flinging his poo at Ashlee :P

    Ashlee does looks cute here, though.

    I don’t mind 80’s parties. My cousin was born in 1989, and was thinking of having one for her 18th, but decided to just have a drunken bash instead. Actually, wait, I wanted the 80’s parties, just so I could invite all my mates that like rock music and make them listen to Wham! and The Bangles :D

  22. Anonymous
    October-12-2007 @ 4:42 am

    I think they’re really cute, though he looks better with makeup.

  23. Miss
    October-12-2007 @ 5:15 am

    Why does she contine to pose with that dumb look everytime she takes a picture. She is trying to look sexy but it’s impossible because nothing about her ozzes sex appeal.

  24. grr
    October-12-2007 @ 5:23 am

    They look really happy. Good for them!

  25. Maximum Big Surprise
    October-12-2007 @ 6:03 am

    psl, I despised that song too. It was such a hit back then and that’s all you heard on the radio. Totally nauseating.

  26. Anonymous
    October-12-2007 @ 8:35 am

    DANG boy’s forhead is HUGE! Its a Five-Head!

  27. beforesunrise
    October-12-2007 @ 8:41 am

    I wanna see a picture of her sis’ Jessica in 80’s fancy dress!!

  28. Victor Atomic
    October-12-2007 @ 1:54 pm

    wow no wonder he always wore his hair down.

  29. sigh
    October-13-2007 @ 11:13 pm

    the first thumbnail pic is all kinds of adorable.

    also, does anyone else think he looks a bit like billy zane?

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