NO LUCK FOR BRITNEY
Posted Thursday, October 11th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Filed under: Britney Spears

An LA County Court Commissioner has ruled that Britney Spears is not yet responsible enough to spend the night with her kids. And as for her request for asking for mama Lynne to be a court-appointed monitor? No word yet, but that ain’t looking good either.
Meanwhile, a rep for Britney says his superstar client wasn’t in court today because she didn’t want to fight through the wall of media that would surely await her.
You know, cuz she hates media attention and everything.
As for yesterday’s relentless punanee flashing? CLICK HERE to check out Britney’s latest desperate bid for press.
Spears may be bad at showing up at custody hearings, but she’s a hawk when it comes to those weekly esthetician appointments.


October 11th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Oh please. She loves the media. She goes out of her way to be seen everyday. She could easily stay home once in awhile and avoid all the paparazzi, but she doesn’t.
October 11th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
UGH! How would you like to be the person sitting in a car seat after Brittany used it? Can you even imagine what bare ass and chocha leave behind? She is a total PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
So she can find it in herself to “fight through the wall of media” to get Starbucks all the time but can’t do it to go to court for her kids? Amazing.
October 11th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
What’s the story with her ‘dress’? Did she bust open the buttons like she was bustin’ a can of biscuits? Or was this intentional? When will she give up putting on clothes altogether? She’s not really bothering to STAY dressed lately–what’s next? Will she walk out to get a superduper sugarloaded latte wearing only a checkered napkin around her neck?
October 11th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
WHAT. THE. FUCK. Why does she not wear underwear…in a dress nevertheless!!!! Does she not feel a breeze down there?? This is 100% intentionally done.
October 11th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Yep, running around town not wearing undies and flashing anyone who cares to look is going to look REAL good in court. What a frickin moron. The judge should have ordered her to stay fully clothed.
October 11th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
I know, the rare times I feel sorry for her because of the paps, then she has to not go the court because of paps (agree with you Boo totally) AND does not wear underwear. Not wearing underwear is absolutely done on purpose to be seen. If she was afraid of pantyline, that is what thongs are for. She is so upsetting, I actually don’t even want to hear about her anymore. No one acts the way she does at this point unless you have something wrong with you.
October 11th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Whats with the random Target customer fighting off the papps?? HAHA!
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She’ll never learn. You can’t ask these guys to change your tire or pump your gas or help you when you’re w/o enough money at the fast food joint THEN expect them to leave you alone!
October 11th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
How could she let photos like this be taken again? Especially when she is arriving in court!!?? Seriously I understand that she must like the feeling of wearing no underwear but if she’s wearing a short dress and getting in and out of cars while the paps practically lay underneath her skirt she’s really got no chance in not having photos like this taken. Fine if she wants to not wear underwear around the house or even under pants or something but she’s got to know that photos like this will be taken. Obviously she doesn’t care…its pretty disgusting. Her boys don’t want to look on the Internet when they are teens and find all these pictures of their mom with no panties on. Cmon!
October 11th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
i have no words this is a mother of two boys? what a slut/pig..
October 11th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
That is SO gross! Wear panties, you whore!
October 12th, 2007 at 1:45 am
Uhm, maybe she is wearing panties. All you see are her fat thighs sticking together. Maybe a piece of poabty is hiding somewhere behind all the meat. Why are people so shocked? We’ve seen a lot worse from Shitney. I don’t even react to her news anymore. If it said “Shitney overdosed fighting for life “- I would be like OH WELL..Seriously.. No shock factor left.
October 12th, 2007 at 7:49 am
So tired of seeing her cunt all the time.
Wake up bitch! Show some class you whore!
October 13th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Somebody tell Brittney that airing your pussy out every few days is no cure for venereal disease. Get to a doctor and clear that crotch-rot up!