JOEL AND NICOLE HEAD DOWN UNDA’

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Following their recent sun-soaked vacation in Hawaii, parents-to-be Joel Madden and Nicole Richie take a break from touring with his band in Australia to enjoy more fun in the sun on Monday.

Looking blissfully relaxed as they laid poolside in Brisbane, the expectant couple worked on their pre-delivery date tans while waiters and cabana boys waited on them hand and foot.

Nicole, who has arguably had the most petite pregnancy in history, is set to give birth in less than three months.

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29 Comments

  1. starr
    October-9-2007 @ 7:24 am

    It looks like you can see her ribs above her belly in that first picture, she’s still way too skinny….

  2. supernova
    October-9-2007 @ 7:43 am

    oh pleeeease, starr. What the hell are you talking about? She’s not too skinny. God-fucking-damn. She’s barely five months. She’s a small woman. Have you EVER been pregnant or watched a woman’s body change when she’s pregnant? Plenty of women who are pregnant don’t even really show until their fifth/sixth month. SHE LOOKS (and most likely IS) healthy.

  3. October-9-2007 @ 8:00 am

    okay so shes pregnant and she’s thinner than me.

    how far is that

  4. October-9-2007 @ 8:01 am

    typo. *FAIR

  5. starr
    October-9-2007 @ 8:05 am

    JEezus supernova, calm the fuck down. No, I’ve never been pregnant, nor do I ever plan to become pregnant, and no, I don’t go around lifting up the shirts of pregnant women often and looking to see if I can see their ribs or not. Sorry, jeez…pull the stick out of your ass and relax a little bit.

  6. starr
    October-9-2007 @ 8:07 am

    And, if she’s only got three months left, that would mean she’s more like 6 months along….not “barely five months.” 3+6=9

  7. starr
    October-9-2007 @ 8:08 am

    Oh wait, she’s got LESS than 3 months, so she’s MORE than 6 months prego…

  8. coco
    October-9-2007 @ 8:15 am

    starr….come on now, she is not “too skinny” she looks more healthy than she has in a while and ALOT of preg. woman dont gain most of there weight until the last two months anyways. chill out. I also dont think she looks that small…she is laying down so that makes a difference. Remember the picture of her like last week i think in the white and black outfit, her tummy looked plenty big and plenty normal for how far along she is.

  9. starr
    October-9-2007 @ 8:17 am

    OK! Jeezus…..soooooorrrrryyyyyyyy. Apparently my comments are never welcome on this site. Fuck…

  10. parissucksliterally
    October-9-2007 @ 8:42 am

    I agree with starr….she looks 3 months pregnant on other women…..she’s not “too” skinny, but she’s still pretty skinny for a pregnant lady.

  11. October-9-2007 @ 8:47 am

    preggers with an aneroxic baby lolwtf

  12. MikeC...
    October-9-2007 @ 8:57 am

    Will this relationship last long enough for her to have the baby ????

  13. Anonymous
    October-9-2007 @ 9:30 am

    She looks very ethnic in the last pic, its a nice change

  14. Anonymous
    October-9-2007 @ 10:35 am

    ^ WTF?Ethnic………….shit,here we go again.

  15. October-9-2007 @ 10:39 am

    wow…joel looks like hes dropped a TON of weight!

  16. fume
    October-9-2007 @ 10:52 am

    If only Nicole would drop a ton of weight. Yes, I mean Joel. She should dump the douche and go raise the baby with Hillary or something.

  17. supernova
    October-9-2007 @ 10:55 am

    LoL, NOW who needs to take the stick out of their ass starr?

  18. starr
    October-9-2007 @ 10:59 am

    uh, you? I was talking about the other day, when I was harassed. My ass is stick-free, my love.

  19. BeJeeBus
    October-9-2007 @ 11:26 am

    Starr I feel you darling :-) Let’s start a no-bullying campaign.. My ass is always fried in here!
    .
    She is too skinny, she still looks like a child. People have just gotten used to her looking like this, that nobody sees how wrong it is for a PREGNANT woman to look like a prepubescent BOY.

  20. starr
    October-9-2007 @ 11:38 am

    Thanks BJB :)

  21. Anonymous
    October-9-2007 @ 11:56 am

    Supernova…you are the meanest, f*cking bully on this site. You’ve got a mean spirit & a foul mouth. This blog has gone downhill ever since you showed up. We all used to be friendly & have a great time. Most of the wonderful regulars have fallen away since you cast your ugly presense. Lay off the commentors & develop a better attitude.

  22. starr
    October-9-2007 @ 12:18 pm

    ^ :)

  23. 305
    October-9-2007 @ 12:40 pm

    I agree with starr, bitch is bone thin WHILE PREGNANT!!! We all know that she isn’t naturally that small, you naturally don’t develop a bony frame in 1 year. before and after the simple life, almost a different person.

    That, my dears, is disgusting. I really find it funny that in a world where people are starving to death with no food, others are refusing it to fit into friggin clothes!

  24. my2cents
    October-9-2007 @ 3:45 pm

    I agree that I think she is too thin. People get used to seeing people this way but don’t realize what this would like walking next to you in real life. She is not that naturally thin. Anyone remember the chunck that was Nicole Ritchie back in the day when we were first introduced to her. It is not just about her belly. Look at her arms and face I mean the women has 0 percent fat or muscle. She is just bone thin and that is weird to me. Most women gain some weight in their face when they are pregnant. I bet she hasn’t even gained 10 pounds. I have had two kids and sure as shit didn’t look like that at 6 months.

  25. Stephi
    October-9-2007 @ 3:48 pm

    YAYYY Brisbane my home town!! I bet she’s loving it there…great shopping just near the hotel she is staying at (The Sofitel) and the weather is fantastic there at the moment apparently. She looks really good here and her tan is looking fab. I’m actually excited about her having the baby…I bet it will be a little fashionista. Look out Gwen!

  26. audrey
    October-9-2007 @ 4:12 pm

    Look how thin her calves are. And her arms. To be honest she looks like a child who’s belly is swollen from starvation….and that is my opinion. I can see her counting every calorie, and I bet she is already plotting her post pregnancy weight loss methods. And yeah…I do think she is that dumb–look who her best friend was for all those years.

  27. SAS
    October-9-2007 @ 5:16 pm

    They must be loving it cos i live here in brissy and have not heard a peep that they are even here so it seems they can do stuff without being gawked at i guess. also its stunning weather!
    To put my hat in the ring- i’m in starr’s camp; this girl is still too thin!

  28. toonkinstein
    October-9-2007 @ 6:26 pm

    Gollum

  29. jenii84
    October-10-2007 @ 9:41 pm

    I’ve been pregnant 3 times and she looks underweight to me. I hope she’s taking her Maternal Pills.

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