Looking like a crazy ass red Big Bird, Victoria Beckham shows off her obsession with haute couture in a new photo-shoot in the Jardin du Luxembourg and around the streets of Paris on Monday.
The self-proclaimed fashion icon had jaws dropping left, right and centre as she arrived in dizzyingly high heels and a strange red feather confection that plumed around her tiny frame.
Mrs. Beckham finished off the fashion forward look with dramatic eye make-up and her trademark faux tan.
Our thoughts on the ensemble?
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so fucking fabulous!
her makeup is frightening.
Her face is hideous. That is why she has to dress like that so she can pull the attention down from her head. Good lord I wonder if she goes without makeup in front of David. Both of those outfits are ugly as hell.
I’m with you, Sara! Loves it.. So avant garde and over the top, just like Posh!
these really just prove those pictures of her legs a couple of months ago where seriously photoshopped to make them look saggy and baggy and grody.
FIERCE!
FIERCE!
FIERCE!
FIERCE!
FIERCE!
FIERCE!
I like her hair in that style. She’d look cute if she went back to the brown bob of 10 years ago.
The shoes the make-up and the tan = Perfeeeect. What’s not so perfect is that hideous Christina Aguilera reject dress and her pignose= not so hot.. I can never look past how piggy she is..
She dumb, who is high fashion that has cement boobs. She’s such a wannabee. not to mention she refuses to brace her height, she always wears abnormally high heals, she doesn’t like anything about herself does she?
The silver shoes are hawt!
I just don’t get fashion.
she has fab legs.
Wow. She looks incredible! She’s the only petite woman in the world who can pull off haute couture without looking ridiculous. Those legs of hers are just insane. And I may just start a new religion with those silver shoes as the deity…
P.S. Good grief, Miss–could you BE any more illiterate???
^ Wow, really! Is English your first language, Miss?
BIG BIRD –THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
who else walks around in daylight like that? she is so UGLY!
Stop hating!!! Creative, courageous, FIERCE. I love it.
She’s a stonefaced fidget with a piggie nose
Designed by BIG BIRD -LMAO!
HAAAHAA, I just type too fast cause I’m usually at work…I guess I should type a little slower so I have less spelling errors!
^
It’s all good
I’m not a huge fan of VB, but like this. It’s for a fashion shoot, not everyday. I think she looks pretty good - a bit Edie Sedgwick.
The hair looks good, the eye make-up makes her look tired and on drugs, the red dress looks like some slaughtered puffball, the white dress hides her faketastic boobs nicely and the shoes are torture devices that makes her feet look distorted.
Oh yeah, and her legs are TEH AWESOME and I don’t really mind the nose - it looks kinda cute.
kay, did you READ the post…it’s for a PHOTOSHOOT.
It’s just a photo shoot folks—don’t get all upset; it’s not the real world. (Posh looks good in anything)
Sorry but this ish is FIRE. Its really fierce in its context which is HIGH fashion and couture is known for being outlandish so even if in real life the outfits are all hell naws, from a ‘fashion and art’ standpoint they are really creative and exciting to look at especially those shoes. I wanna make love to those shoes….ooh…too far? ROFL!
Miss got owned on the internet….I don’t know if that makes her sad or the haters sad….
The bottom pic look like one of those costumes from Fredericks of Hollywood - it does suit her alien face, though.
Supersonic–> Yeah, you just about described how I feel about those shoes..
woah. so over the top. i like it. not crazy about the makeup, but it’s for a spread… so ok. i can’t stop looking at those silver shoes!! they seem dangerous, but if anyone can walk in those, it’s victoria.
also, i like her hair slicked that way. i still prefer brunette posh though.
She actually looks like in her 20’s in the first pic of her in the white dress, not quite as confident and her face looks so young. She looks 1000x better not being so orange. Her hair looks great because it is not that stupid dyke hair cut and her legs are unbelievable. How does she stay so skinny though?? I mean seriously, if it’s just a matter of not eating, how would you even be able to think or function??
She also looks a little self-conscious actually.
How can anyone take her seriously, photoshoot or not. One thing she has going for her is that she’s always good for a laugh.
she just looks so hungry
I wish I had the money (not interested in the fame) to wear gorgeous clothes like that. Where IS my prince?
FABULOUS!!! I love haute couture fashion its sort of like fantasty fashion and its just fun you know. Very few people can actually look good in it though, but Victoria is definately one of those few. She looks great here…can’t wait to see the photoshoot!
An ugly bitch in disguise, but still an ugly bitch.
Haute Couture is bought by something like 500 people worldwide. Poor people aren’t meant to understand it. It’s a very small club. That red dress is $40,000.
She is a robot! she gets her life energy out of the molecules in a brand label.
I love fashion but she makes all look dumbbbbbbbbbbbbb!
those silver shoes are fab!!
How come she looks more human dressed as an alien or as Big Bird’s cousin than in her day-to-day? Hmm. Kinda love her.
you know what…I love her. she is a great mother, a great wife, a kind and funny woman with a career, what else do you expect people? take a look at yourselves.
may-jah!
She looks really tired in the last two photos..beat up and haggard
And with the shoes and that white dress, did people need any more reason to compare her to an alien?
Oy
I LOVE IT!!!!!!
she’s posh. she can do whatever the hell she wants and still be fierce
Fierce is the word. She always seems unapproachable and almost plastic, like a doll. Just once I’d like to see her in casual clothes with a smile on her face.