The Las Vegas musician was looking very much spoken for as he vacationed in Mexico today (July 16) with his new mystery girlfriend.
The hot new couple initally sat feet apart as they soaked up the sun in seperate chairs, but upon spotting the paparazzi, the temperature rose as they strattled one another and put on quite a PDA show.
And while Criss has been able to walk on water, levitate in the air and get crushed by a steamroller while laying on broken glass, it appears he’s yet to master the art and magic of attaining a celebrity body.
via: Flynet
17 Comments
He found a bag for his douche
Trashy guy
Didn’t he used to have a hot body?? Certainly if you look at his billboards I’m Vegas you would think so……
Well he looks kinds doughy here. Not hot at all.
Ahahahaha…… Broken class! Even for a typo, that’s perfect!
What happened to Criss. He looks horrible here not hot like he used to be.
That is one ugly looking girl. He broke off with Holly Madison for this girl - ewwww.
This is one funny and ugly chick. Her hair looks like brillo.
Criss used to be my hero with the girls but this chick is HOMELY LOOKING.
^^^^^ Wow. Racist much??????
All I can say is ewwwww. That girl is not only what 20 years old but she is butt ugly.
I guess Criss is losing his edge with the ladies that he needs to date somebody who looks like she doesn’t speak english.
Poor Holly Criss left her for a teenager girl.
I respect Criss’ choices but DAMN he looks funny with this young chick.
That isn’t his girlfriend. She is the young mexican who cleans the rooms.
I love Criss. You never know what stunt he will pull next. Here he is letting you think he is dating a young cleaning girl from Mexico. He is way to funny.
That is no illusion Criss goes back to this kid every time he has a break up. I feel bad for this kid she is to young to know he will dump her again as soon as a real women shows up.
She needs to find herself an 22 year old and keep away from the older guys. Unless she is looking for a sugar daddy.
And Criss find a WOMAN not a kid!!!!!
How old is that girl - 16?
Criss is a perv for dating a kid.
Not one of the better looking kids I have seen.
Great just another young female going after her Sugar Daddy.
SWEET FATHER AND HIS LITTLE GIRL.
With all the beautiful ladies in Vegas Criss Angel decides to date a teenager.
Whatever floats your TACO.
Don’t be jealous of this High School chick. School is starting up soon she will be out of the picture.