IF THE FACE OF ADVERSITY, GET YOUR TAN ON!

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While most of us would be an emotional wreck if we were in her cowboy boots, it appears that hours after handing her two young boys over to ex-hubby Kevin Federline, unfit mother Britney Spears check into — no, not rehab — a tanning salon for a little fake and bake!

Usmagazine.com has learned that the 25-year-old singer dropped off sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, with ex-husband Kevin Federline’s bodyguard a little after noon, and then drove straight to Epitome, her favorite Bel Air tanning salon. (Prior to her tan-therapy, Spears took her toddlers to Carl’s Jr. for a quick lunch.)

You gotta love a girl who manages to treat herself for being the world’s worst mother.

Tanning today. Mani and pedis tomorrow!

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12 Comments

  1. 305
    October-1-2007 @ 8:15 pm

    Figures. It’s so sad to think that there are so many nice people who would kill for the oppurunity to give birth and raise children and they can’t, while waste of spaces, like this POS, can reproduce like fleas (and are just as beneficial).

    Life is not fair.

  2. Meaghan
    October-1-2007 @ 8:19 pm

    Yeah 305 but its thep eople that would kill for the opportunity that should be raising these shitty moms kids! All along Ive been secretly rooting for her but its gotten pathetic. I dont think theres been a single celebrity that has fallen as hard as her!

  3. Noticed
    October-1-2007 @ 8:28 pm

    Nice hat.

  4. snipe
    October-1-2007 @ 8:39 pm

    Whoa. Just had a flashforward to her future. She looks middle-aged and swollen in this shot. And yes, the hat isn’t helping.

  5. Barks
    October-1-2007 @ 9:19 pm

    Didn’t one of her former nannys or bodyguards say she was addicted to tanning? The girl just has so many problems I honestly hope she gets the help she needs.

  6. Anonymous
    October-1-2007 @ 10:00 pm

    she does look like shes been crying

  7. parissucksliterally
    October-1-2007 @ 10:28 pm

    this is a pic from the other day when she was crying….same hat, same glasses.
    tanning……..priorities people, come on!

  8. honeybee
    October-1-2007 @ 10:46 pm

    That is absolutely disgusting, you lose your children (even if it may just be temporary, but who knows) and then you go TANNING? What mother would do that? I have lost all respect for her and I’ll be one less person buying her next album.
    Brit, you just lost ANOTHER fan.

  9. Claire
    October-2-2007 @ 2:02 am

    I thought it was the singer from Motley Crue.

  10. krissa
    October-2-2007 @ 5:39 am

    i’m sure she’s been publicly humiliated and she has to keep a brave face.
    either that or this is another bump on her bi-polar express…

  11. Maximum Big Surprise
    October-2-2007 @ 5:51 am

    She loses her kids and she goes tanning. That’s just great.

  12. supernova
    October-2-2007 @ 6:53 am

    she’s just a horrible human being with NO common sense AT ALL

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