BRITNEY LOSES HER KIDS!

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As the walls continue to crumble in her life, the latest report is that Britney Spears has just lost temporary custody of her two boys.

A judge has decided that Kevin Federline will get custody of sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, starting this Wednesday. At a hearing in the Federline v. Spears custody case in Los Angeles Monday, the court ordered that Federline take care of the children he shares with ex-wife Britney Spears until further order of the court.

This is shocking news. It is nearly impossible to lose your kids in the state of California. There are meth-addicted mothers smoking smack with their kids all over the place. Britney must be a bigger screw up than we ever even suspected!

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44 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    October-1-2007 @ 1:00 pm

    and the suicide watch begins…

  2. 305
    October-1-2007 @ 1:01 pm

    Wow, we all saw it coming, but wow. She is probably thrilled. I refuse to believe that someone that acted the way she did actually wanted those children in her life. So sad…. for them

  3. Jen
    October-1-2007 @ 1:05 pm

    I agree with 305. Britney didn’t behave like a mother being watched by the legal system. If that me, I’d stay out of the spotlight and be on my best behavior. She thumbed her nose at everyone and took nothing seriously. She didn’t want to handle the responsibility of being a mom to two small children. Girlfriend shouldn’t even have a Cabbage Patch Kid.

  4. my2cents
    October-1-2007 @ 1:08 pm

    Wow. It seemed like the judge wasn’t going to play games and obviously he is not. I think it is good for her and most of all good for the children. She needs to get her shit together QUICK.

  5. October-1-2007 @ 1:10 pm

    I still think she has nice legs-

  6. Anonymous
    October-1-2007 @ 1:10 pm

    She totally just moved up in my celebrity death pool.

  7. mm
    October-1-2007 @ 1:11 pm

    Britney will be the next Anna Nicole Smith. She can’t last for much longer at this rate.

  8. Joseph Christ
    October-1-2007 @ 1:13 pm

    Yes give the custody to the enabler who initiated her drug and alcohol abuse. The justice in this country in this country is nothing short of perfection.

  9. October-1-2007 @ 1:13 pm

    Oh and good points 305 and Jen…why put your kids through all that- the photogs, court hearings, partying all the time, etc. When you know you’re being put under a microscope? Stay the fuck home!!

  10. Anonymous
    October-1-2007 @ 1:15 pm

    JC they only have 2 parents, and when one of them is acting like a crack addled retarded monkey, what then?

  11. Anonymous
    October-1-2007 @ 1:16 pm

    There is a glimmer of hope in this world….

  12. October-1-2007 @ 1:16 pm

    K-Fed didn’t initiate her drug abuse… Remember when her ex husband (whatever his name is) said one time they were all high on ectasy and he had to slap her cause he thought she was dead? Started long before K-Fed.

  13. Lola Lola
    October-1-2007 @ 1:17 pm

    Maybe now she will realize how lost she is and get help.

  14. supernova
    October-1-2007 @ 1:18 pm

    What can you say about a woman who, after getting a serious smack-down from the judge about her non-parenting, drug use and flakiness GOES OUT AND PARTIES THE SAME NIGHT. The bitch is just dumb and I will add that she DOES NOT want full custody of those kids. No way. Not now.

  15. Lola Lola
    October-1-2007 @ 1:19 pm

    JC, Federmuck won’t take care of the kids..but he will HIRE someone who will. So the kids are way better of with a rent-a-mom than a psycho-mom. Perfect? No way..but better than the alternative.

  16. October-1-2007 @ 1:22 pm

    i think deep, deep down she is relieved.

  17. Joseph Christ
    October-1-2007 @ 1:23 pm

    Anonymous. To answer your question the children should forego to the grandparents or be put in fostercare elsewhere. Either way they are doomed, an will be smoking crack by the age of 9.
    .
    Likeitmatters . Really? You really believe some smuck who did every interview possible while he was hot for a whole minute and trashed her relentlessly.
    This decision is going to have fatal consequences. For whom- I don’t knoy yet, but this is war from now on between Federfuck and Slitney.

  18. HUH?
    October-1-2007 @ 1:28 pm

    YAY!!! I HOPE SHE OFFS HERSELF SOON…AND FUCK YEAH…I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU BRITNEY CHUNKETTES DON’T LIKE IT!

    YAAAAAAYYYY!!!! HURRAY FOR JUSTICE!

  19. LikeItMatters
    October-1-2007 @ 1:28 pm

    JC…good point there. Plus the guy left his pregnant girlfriend…But hey, if I could choose ‘the lesser evil’ I’d go with K-fed. Where’s her mother?? Why can’t Grandma adopt the kids- ah! Nevermind- look at how Britney turned out.

  20. Maggie
    October-1-2007 @ 1:29 pm

    NO TALENT TRASH!! as seen in the VMA’s. I Also Agree with Lola!

  21. Anonymous
    October-1-2007 @ 1:29 pm

    JC, normally they would, but would you really trust those kids with Lynn Spears? Or Kevin’s parents? Both sets of grandparents have proven they’re as unfit to raise children as the parents are. There’s no way to foster the kids out due to concerns for their safety, and there’s no one else to take them.
    You’re right, they’re going to wind up worse than Drew Barrymore was very early on. Maybe they’ll be saved somehow but it’s highly unlikely.

  22. HUH?
    October-1-2007 @ 1:32 pm

    Joseph Christ….YOU MUST BE A FAT FUCK TO BELIEVE THAT K-FED INITIATED HER DRUG BINGE…LOL…SHE’S SMOKED THE GREEN AND POPPED THE PILLS EVER SINCE HER JT “NOT FUCKING” DAYS….BITCH DESERVES ALL THIS…YES SHE MARRIED TWO DOUCHEBAGS BUT SHE WAS NO ANGEL…UNLESS THAT WAS HER STAGE NAME…SHE IS A WHORE…A PSYCHO, DRUG ADDICTED WHORE!

  23. Aysla
    October-1-2007 @ 1:32 pm

    Hm. Okay, on the one hand you have someone that’s desperate for fame and a bit of a douche… on the other– well, I can’t even begin to describe. I think it’s as good a decision as they can reach… Federline seems like he would have Lynne Spears greatly involved in the kids’ rearing, as opposed to completely cutting her out. I don’t know really… I don’t care much for either party, but I appreciate that Federline at least put on an appearance (to some, although I believe he was somewhat sincere) of taking the court’s actions seriously.

  24. TeeJ
    October-1-2007 @ 1:35 pm

    No surprise here and I don’t even feel all that bad for her. Kevin didn’t do this to her, she did this to herself. She was irresponsible, reckless and out of control. Her constant partying and vajayjay flashing did not help her case. Now who is she going to turn to? Who is going to help her? She made it perfectly clear that her family’s advice and support wasn’t good enough. She is a mess, actually this whole thing is a god-damn fucking mess. Poor children.

  25. Joseph Christ
    October-1-2007 @ 1:37 pm

    I don’t think Britney’s mom has the stagemom syndrome at all. To me it seems like she gave her life up to fulfill her greedy daughter’s dreams. The fact that Britney is a useless cunt with no shame or moral is brought on by no one but herself and her desire to grow up and live in the limelight. Bitch definitely got what she deserved and is living the American Dream as she likes to put it. But I am not for one second fooled by Kevin’s good boy attitude. Everything in his past and present screams whitetrash. Now he came to a little money and can afford a nanny. But trash will be trash, and this douchebag probably has grass bags and nakes whores all around his house. They are both miserable human beings. None should be entitled to having someone depend on them. I say fork the babies over to Britney’s mom. She did a pretty good job with her little sister who isn’t a crackwhore.

  26. Maggie
    October-1-2007 @ 1:53 pm

    she is CRAZY thats all!

  27. blake
    October-1-2007 @ 1:53 pm

    This must mean that she failed those drug tests the judge ordered last week. Now she will either straighten her life up (hopefully) or be happy that she doesn’t have the kids in the way of her partying.

  28. parissucksliterally
    October-1-2007 @ 1:58 pm

    GOOD.
    i don’t feel bad for her either. HER behavior brought all this on. she has no one to blame but HERSELF.

  29. Heather
    October-1-2007 @ 2:07 pm

    I have to say that I am very thankful that the legal system has finally done the right thing. I feel a little better in a world where there is justice and protection for the kids. Hey, somebody call Brangelina- let them know there are two kids in need of parents. Perhaps they’ll step in. Can you imagine that media circus? Just kidding!
    As a wife and mother I can honestly say that the mother is always preferential to the father in any custody situation. I am happily married to the father of my kids, but I have watched as friends have divorced and the dad always gets screwed. Good for Kevin- now he just needs to be a good dad.

  30. grr
    October-1-2007 @ 2:12 pm

    My first reaction to this is that she’s bound to do something that will prove fatal. Whether it be suicide or an overdose, it’s coming. She must have failed her drug tests for this action to be taken. She really needs to be in a mental hospital at this point.

  31. parissucksliterally
    October-1-2007 @ 2:13 pm

    the boys are doomed with Kevin too, but he is surely the lesser of two evils- it seems to a lot of people.

  32. Nandi
    October-1-2007 @ 2:57 pm

    This is just a waste.I dont feel sorry for her.I need to move to a new home and I’m trying to figure out where to get money to furnish my new home.My salary isnt enough for all that.Am a single mum with one child.She’s got millions and she doesn’t know what to do with it.Damn this world is up and down.

  33. Anonymous
    October-1-2007 @ 3:11 pm

    Considering the breakdown she had @ the drug testing place and the fact the kids are being taken immediately and no hearing was scheduled, I think its pretty obvious she failed the drug test(s) and probably with something pretty dangerous.

  34. Anonymous
    October-1-2007 @ 3:29 pm

    Lynne Spears is gonna basically be the one taking care of those boys. She wanted it to be this way from the beginning.

  35. fume
    October-1-2007 @ 3:41 pm

    Yeah, seems like Brit got busted. Lynn Spears is the lesser of all evils I think. You really can’t blame parents for what their ADULT children do; Brit’s breakdown wasn’t on Lynn’s watch. KFed has his own “lifestyle” issues and is an idiot douche and a punk for fathering stacks of children he has no intention of financially supporting. (As for HUH?. . . you seem to be taking this freakishly personally. Or just freakishly.)

  36. jenii84
    October-1-2007 @ 4:50 pm

    Good for the kid’s but sad for both. Will she be able to see her little one’s at all though? I hope she get’s some sort of visitation rights.

  37. 4PetesSake
    October-1-2007 @ 4:51 pm

    I’m not sure which is a more frightening testament to our culture…that the day has come when K-fed is deemed a capable parent or the that the day has come when this story is the biggest news.

  38. Tatiana
    October-1-2007 @ 4:51 pm

    I’m more uspet about Steve Hewitt leaving Placebo :(

  39. THE REAL Joseph Christ
    October-1-2007 @ 5:54 pm

    Hey hey lovers!!! Glad to see my clone is chewing your ass out and gettin under your skin!!! JC, whoever you are, Keep up the Good Work!

  40. parissucksliterally
    October-1-2007 @ 5:56 pm

    THANK YOU……..it seemed like you had a major anger problem today, not like you at all!
    whew,, all is right with the world…….lol

  41. TellMeMore
    October-1-2007 @ 6:09 pm

    “THE REAL Joseph Christ”– Read the Keith Urban post. This guy is a hater and clearly looking for attention. Too bad he doesn’t have the balls to reveal himself.

  42. piper
    October-1-2007 @ 8:45 pm

    4PetesSake, you said it all in one sentence.

  43. Bob
    October-1-2007 @ 9:38 pm

    Chill , babies , chill . Britney is crazy enough for all of us - crazy enough for YIRMUMAH ? The best - FREE - online comic since…well , us . Take a peek - you WILL laugh . http://yirmumah.com

  44. cooter
    October-2-2007 @ 12:17 am

    IT’S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME!

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