BEACH BODY ALERT: HEIDI MONTAG EDITION

Posted Friday, September 28th, 2007 at 11:24 am
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Implants on parade!

Bikini-clad reality star Heidi Montag shows off her wonders of modern medicine during a beachside frolick in Los Angeles on Thursday.

Someone please tell her she’s not sexy before she pokes an eye out!

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25 Responses to “BEACH BODY ALERT: HEIDI MONTAG EDITION”

  1. hitman Says:

    She looks silly, Why is her ass stuck out in the last picture?

  2. thighmegatampon Says:

    I love how candid these pictures are. They don’t look posed at all! BTW: why is she carrying a can?

  3. NINI Says:

    I don’t think her implants look bad at all.They are a perfect size and fit her body.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Nini i think the perfect size to fit her body is what she came with not what she’s leaving with. As far as the orange thing, I think that is a baywatch reference. Explains alot about her wanting to have the surgery, don’t it?

  5. rk-d Says:

    Weird - Normally I would say she has a great body, but something about her is deeply unattractive.

  6. NINI Says:

    I’m just saying she could have been like Scarlett and gotten ridiculously huge boobs :) I think she chose an appropriate size.

  7. thighmegatampon Says:

    Rk-d, its probably her face.

  8. cutie pie Says:

    hitman you know those certain type of girls always want to stick their butts out like they have a big butt.. and what beack alert body, should read beach alert fake body.

  9. sadie Says:

    hot body…fug face!
    i was sooo team heidi…didn’t even mind the implants but then her personality got so wack.

  10. starr Says:

    what a camera whore, emphasis on the *whore*

  11. hotbitch Says:

    There’s nothing hot about that face or her body. If I can see the the sternum and the bones on a woman’s hip/pelvis then that’s just not cute to me. The dumb bitch is too skinny, ugly, and desperate.

  12. m.a.g.g.i. Says:

    the girl is ugly, I feel bad for her.

  13. supernovany Says:

    she tries way tooo hard - young girls are dumb and desperate that way. she won’t start looking attractive until she’s over 30 (if even then).

  14. parissucksliterally Says:

    STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS PATHETIC LOSER.
    who fucking CARES?

  15. zeyi Says:

    I agree with parissucksliterally, but I can’t stop watching the Hills.

  16. beforesunrise Says:

    futile

  17. K Says:

    If only she realized she isn’t as hot as she think she is…
    I don’t care which team you’re on; she’d be lucky to have half the looks of Lauren Conrad…
    Heidi is such a “butherface”

  18. Uproar Says:

    Poor horse-face….

  19. Priapism Says:

    PSL got it right. Who is this annoying slag whose face resembles a ghoulish Halloween skull. She is very uninteresting so please stop the posts ?!!!

  20. Stephi Says:

    I have a bikini just like this, its my fave, and after seeing Heidi in it I’ve been put off. She really gets on my nerves and she really is the definition of butterface. She’s got nice hair and her body is good despite the cheap looking impants, but her face is just not attractive at all. And that boyfriend of hers…god don’t even get me started.

  21. audrey Says:

    PSL we don’t always agree, but it seems we do when it comes to this piece of trash.

  22. Elle Says:

    If that’s what the people of the world do every time we’re at the beach, there’d be no need for Baywatch/Maxim whatever models. Just bring your camera to the beach.

  23. Aysla Says:

    What a silly person.

  24. Liz Says:

    Her implants look good for implants…implants look like ballons to me. It’s kind of freaky if you see it in real life because they don’t move , they just sit up hard.

  25. starshine Says:

    I bet she’s got a great sense of self-worth.

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