BEACH BODY ALERT: HEIDI MONTAG EDITION
Posted Friday, September 28th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Filed under: Beach Body Alert, Heidi-Motog
Implants on parade!
Bikini-clad reality star Heidi Montag shows off her wonders of modern medicine during a beachside frolick in Los Angeles on Thursday.
Someone please tell her she’s not sexy before she pokes an eye out!


September 28th, 2007 at 11:28 am
She looks silly, Why is her ass stuck out in the last picture?
September 28th, 2007 at 11:32 am
I love how candid these pictures are. They don’t look posed at all! BTW: why is she carrying a can?
September 28th, 2007 at 11:32 am
I don’t think her implants look bad at all.They are a perfect size and fit her body.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:37 am
Nini i think the perfect size to fit her body is what she came with not what she’s leaving with. As far as the orange thing, I think that is a baywatch reference. Explains alot about her wanting to have the surgery, don’t it?
September 28th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Weird - Normally I would say she has a great body, but something about her is deeply unattractive.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:47 am
I’m just saying she could have been like Scarlett and gotten ridiculously huge boobs
I think she chose an appropriate size.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Rk-d, its probably her face.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:50 am
hitman you know those certain type of girls always want to stick their butts out like they have a big butt.. and what beack alert body, should read beach alert fake body.
September 28th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
hot body…fug face!
i was sooo team heidi…didn’t even mind the implants but then her personality got so wack.
September 28th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
what a camera whore, emphasis on the *whore*
September 28th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
There’s nothing hot about that face or her body. If I can see the the sternum and the bones on a woman’s hip/pelvis then that’s just not cute to me. The dumb bitch is too skinny, ugly, and desperate.
September 28th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
the girl is ugly, I feel bad for her.
September 28th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
she tries way tooo hard - young girls are dumb and desperate that way. she won’t start looking attractive until she’s over 30 (if even then).
September 28th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS PATHETIC LOSER.
who fucking CARES?
September 28th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
I agree with parissucksliterally, but I can’t stop watching the Hills.
September 28th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
futile
September 28th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
If only she realized she isn’t as hot as she think she is…
I don’t care which team you’re on; she’d be lucky to have half the looks of Lauren Conrad…
Heidi is such a “butherface”
September 28th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Poor horse-face….
September 28th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
PSL got it right. Who is this annoying slag whose face resembles a ghoulish Halloween skull. She is very uninteresting so please stop the posts ?!!!
September 28th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
I have a bikini just like this, its my fave, and after seeing Heidi in it I’ve been put off. She really gets on my nerves and she really is the definition of butterface. She’s got nice hair and her body is good despite the cheap looking impants, but her face is just not attractive at all. And that boyfriend of hers…god don’t even get me started.
September 29th, 2007 at 12:11 am
PSL we don’t always agree, but it seems we do when it comes to this piece of trash.
September 29th, 2007 at 2:10 am
If that’s what the people of the world do every time we’re at the beach, there’d be no need for Baywatch/Maxim whatever models. Just bring your camera to the beach.
September 29th, 2007 at 9:02 am
What a silly person.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Her implants look good for implants…implants look like ballons to me. It’s kind of freaky if you see it in real life because they don’t move , they just sit up hard.
October 1st, 2007 at 4:44 pm
I bet she’s got a great sense of self-worth.