EAU DE VALTREX
Posted Thursday, September 27th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Filed under: Advertising, Paris Hilton
Branding whore Paris Hilton has managed to finagle her way back into the limelight with a new perfume called ‘Can Can,’ inspired by the famous dance-hall girls of the Moulin Rouge.
Get it? Paris? French prosititutes? It’s so fitting.
September 27th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
She can’t lift the skirt to show her undergarments like the can-can dancers…she’s not wearing any.
September 27th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
She really really needs to go away. Such an ugly twit.
September 27th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
She seems different in these pictures and the video for some reason…like its an impersonater of Paris or something. I think she’s getting really boring now. At first she was different and interesting and it was sort of fascinating how she was famous just for being rich….but she’s sort of a one trick pony now.
The idea of this perfume is sort of cute but the ads are a little bit tacky looking. She could have done something better I think.
September 27th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
and when you spry it on…you develop herpes and start spewing racist remarks….ahhhhhhhhh I’d be fresh as a …as….as…an fresh outbreak of herpes…..yum!
September 27th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
BUY NOW and WITH EACH ORDER YOU GET A PERSCRIPTION OF VALTREX…….prophylactic medicine is a GOOD thing when you wear Can Can…….such a bargin
September 27th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
read the fine print on the box. It’s full name is….”i take it in the Can Can”
September 27th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Did anyone else notice her voice change completely when she said “I don’t like interviews while I’m getting my makeup done”? It sounds like a normal persons voice not the princess voice she always puts on around press.
September 27th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
lol psl. oh and me I noticed that too. Bleeeh I hate all her stupid affectations.
September 27th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
me, I noticed that right away too. What a fake she is. She’s looking old and worn in the face.
September 27th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
and then after hearing angelina joli we have this wealthy vain fuckwit as a nice contrast……
September 28th, 2007 at 2:36 am
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September 28th, 2007 at 5:12 am
Holy fuck, she’s getting uglier by the minute. NASTY!!!
September 28th, 2007 at 5:36 am
LOL…IS SHE EFFIN’ KIDDING????
FRENCH WHORES+
WONKY WHORE=
PERFUME THAT SMELLS LIKE DAY OLD SWEATY DRIED UP SPERM!!!!
WHOSE FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEAS WAS THIS????
September 28th, 2007 at 6:36 am
God, she’s stupid.
September 28th, 2007 at 8:31 am
She actually looks about 40 years old in the beginning and like a drag queen.
September 28th, 2007 at 8:51 am
TACKY! Taaaaaacky. Why do some of these rich people look so cheap?
September 28th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
They used Tim Burton’s Nightmare before Christmas font to write Can Can!
September 29th, 2007 at 4:03 am
Hate her stupid voice….
I would say something witty about her being a whore, but everyone’s already done the job for me
I wonder if this will smell better than her last perfume, Ew De Skank Whore
September 29th, 2007 at 4:03 am
And I put Ew instead of Eau on purpose