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Branding whore Paris Hilton has managed to finagle her way back into the limelight with a new perfume called ‘Can Can,’ inspired by the famous dance-hall girls of the Moulin Rouge.

Get it? Paris? French prosititutes? It’s so fitting.

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18 Comments

  1. Claire
    September-27-2007 @ 5:20 pm

    She can’t lift the skirt to show her undergarments like the can-can dancers…she’s not wearing any.

  2. Meg
    September-27-2007 @ 5:27 pm

    She really really needs to go away. Such an ugly twit.

  3. Stephi
    September-27-2007 @ 5:40 pm

    She seems different in these pictures and the video for some reason…like its an impersonater of Paris or something. I think she’s getting really boring now. At first she was different and interesting and it was sort of fascinating how she was famous just for being rich….but she’s sort of a one trick pony now.
    The idea of this perfume is sort of cute but the ads are a little bit tacky looking. She could have done something better I think.

  4. toonkinstein
    September-27-2007 @ 5:41 pm

    and when you spry it on…you develop herpes and start spewing racist remarks….ahhhhhhhhh I’d be fresh as a …as….as…an fresh outbreak of herpes…..yum!

  5. toonkinstein
    September-27-2007 @ 5:43 pm

    BUY NOW and WITH EACH ORDER YOU GET A PERSCRIPTION OF VALTREX…….prophylactic medicine is a GOOD thing when you wear Can Can…….such a bargin

  6. parissucksliterally
    September-27-2007 @ 5:56 pm

    read the fine print on the box. It’s full name is….”i take it in the Can Can”

  7. me
    September-27-2007 @ 7:10 pm

    Did anyone else notice her voice change completely when she said “I don’t like interviews while I’m getting my makeup done”? It sounds like a normal persons voice not the princess voice she always puts on around press.

  8. saywhut
    September-27-2007 @ 7:56 pm

    lol psl. oh and me I noticed that too. Bleeeh I hate all her stupid affectations.

  9. hairball
    September-27-2007 @ 8:05 pm

    me, I noticed that right away too. What a fake she is. She’s looking old and worn in the face.

  10. snaz
    September-27-2007 @ 8:15 pm

    and then after hearing angelina joli we have this wealthy vain fuckwit as a nice contrast……

  11. Maximum Big Surprise
    September-28-2007 @ 5:12 am

    Holy fuck, she’s getting uglier by the minute. NASTY!!!

  12. HUH?
    September-28-2007 @ 5:36 am

    LOL…IS SHE EFFIN’ KIDDING????

    FRENCH WHORES+
    WONKY WHORE=

    PERFUME THAT SMELLS LIKE DAY OLD SWEATY DRIED UP SPERM!!!!

    WHOSE FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEAS WAS THIS????

  13. starr
    September-28-2007 @ 6:36 am

    God, she’s stupid.

  14. Wack Wacka
    September-28-2007 @ 8:31 am

    She actually looks about 40 years old in the beginning and like a drag queen.

  15. September-28-2007 @ 8:51 am

    TACKY! Taaaaaacky. Why do some of these rich people look so cheap?

  16. beforesunrise
    September-28-2007 @ 3:16 pm

    They used Tim Burton’s Nightmare before Christmas font to write Can Can!

  17. Chantelle
    September-29-2007 @ 4:03 am

    Hate her stupid voice….

    I would say something witty about her being a whore, but everyone’s already done the job for me :-)
    I wonder if this will smell better than her last perfume, Ew De Skank Whore

  18. Chantelle
    September-29-2007 @ 4:03 am

    And I put Ew instead of Eau on purpose

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