PARIS HILTON’S BECKHAM PLAN

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Joined by one of her many beloved dogs, a glammed out Paris Hilton stopped by the MTV studios in Santa Monica, CA yesterday (June 13). After tending to some business, the socialite packed up her stuff and booked it to Atlantic City, NJ where she hosted a party at Club mur.mur at the Borgata Hotel, Casino and Spa.

Meanwhile, it appears that Paris is convinced that dating soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo can make her more famous than Victoria Beckham.

A friend of the fame-obsessed celebutante quotes her as saying: “We could be great together, you know. We’re both so famous we’d become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice. We’re way hotter and younger than them anyway!”

A day after their headline-making romp at MyHouse, she told her pal: “I told him I’m going to move to Madrid to be with him. I promised.”

Paris is said to be worried her fame has slumped since she began dating Doug Reinhardt and thinks dating the 24-year-old soccer star is the perfect way to boost her profile.

The loose-lipped friend adds: “Doug was just a washed-up reality TV star. All of a sudden there wasn’t as much interest in Paris, and her appearance fees were cut dramatically. She was working like a dog to make the same amount of money as before. She knows if she wins over Ronaldo she’ll be one of the hottest properties again.”

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37 Comments

  1. Michelle
    June-14-2009 @ 7:40 am

    Gawd she is such an idiot. Does she just walk out of places posing and puckering her lips like that at all times?? That’s all she has to offer. No substance whatsoever.

  2. Wacka Wacka
    June-14-2009 @ 9:12 am

    Is this what society has come to? Paris gets more money because of who she dates?

  3. nxsus6
    June-14-2009 @ 9:52 am

    look at her boat feet. she is so fucking absurd.

  4. Sheri
    June-14-2009 @ 10:20 am

    If it weren’t for grandpa’s name and money, she wouldn’t be famous at all, she’d just be another skank whore with the mentality of a twelve year old walking the streets.

  5. Sheri
    June-14-2009 @ 10:22 am

    Oh, and I predict Ronaldo gets tired of her quickly and moves on to his next conquest within a week or two, especially after she starts calling him her best friend and soul mate and that she intends to marry him! LOL

  6. datgirl
    June-14-2009 @ 10:37 am

    LMAO!!!!! HE does not want her!!! Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the wealthiest soccer stars in the WORLD …he’s fine as hell…and he’s got his PICK of women…gorgeous, sexy, international super stars…why the hell would he settle for this umpa-lumpa, drag-queen, herpes infested whore!!! Every “nobody” has been through her…his handlers would never allow it!!!!

  7. Angelina Jolie's forehead VEIN
    June-14-2009 @ 10:52 am

    “I told him I’m going to move to Madrid to be with him. I promised.”

    This has gotta be quote of the week. It’s too damn funny.
    He’s not going out with her; I guarentee.

  8. sss
    June-14-2009 @ 10:54 am

    GOD! she broke up with benji madden, like the next WEEK she was dating that Reinhart guy, they broke up like yesterday, and she’s already into another guy? how can anyone take this women, or her relationships seriously.

  9. audrey
    June-14-2009 @ 11:06 am

    Maybe she will get arrested for stalking. Cause you know that is her next step.

  10. Anonymous
    June-14-2009 @ 11:16 am

    Wishing for a severly disfiguring car wreck.

  11. Toonkinstein
    June-14-2009 @ 11:22 am

    ….what’s love got to do with it???

  12. parissucksliterally
    June-14-2009 @ 1:20 pm

    no she won’t. she is over, and everyone knows it but Paris.

  13. Linda
    June-14-2009 @ 1:39 pm

    Maybe not bother quoting some guttar tabloid for “quotes”?

    They are clearly not an item, just a quick fling. She could never survive without LA.

  14. Cris
    June-14-2009 @ 2:44 pm

    Cristiano is not to bright and is known to only date fame hungry trash it won’t surprise me if makes this hoe his girlfriend. Everyone knows he has herpes now. I applauld white women they are master manipulators.

  15. Sheri
    June-14-2009 @ 3:44 pm

    It’s got nothing to do with being white, you racist piece of shit.

  16. Ahnny
    June-15-2009 @ 1:10 am

    Paris would have to get some brains, good taste and a nice nose to be Victoria, and Cristiano would have to get some humble, not big-headed/cocky attitude to be David, to slightly begin with…

  17. Lily
    June-15-2009 @ 4:17 am

    Why does she say she hates the paparazzi and complains about it, when she ALWAYS poses for them.

  18. BRANDON M. WITTE
    June-16-2009 @ 11:29 pm

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.

    PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND PROTECT PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    FOR ALL OF THE FACTS AND DETAILS, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    ALSO, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) AND THE NAMES:PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  19. BRANDON M. WITTE
    August-2-2009 @ 12:00 pm

    PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN USING HORRID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO CAUSE ME TO BECOME INCONTINENT CONSTANTLY. SHE ALSO ONCE KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO SIT IN A 55 GALLON DRUM FILLED WITH CANINE SALIVA EXTRACTED FROM HER CHIHUAHUA TINKERBELL . MS HILTON HAS NEVER DENIED SAID CLAIMS ON ANY WEBSITE SO I FEEL THAT IS PROOF ENOUGH. SHE ALSO IS ACTUALLY A MAN AND USED TO BE NAMED PIERRE HILTON, SHE HAD GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY IN THE YEAR 1995, THE SAME YEAR THAT I DISCOVERED THAT THE HILTON FAMILY WAS CORRUPT AND CONTROLLED THE ECONOMY OF NEW ZEALAND, THE ISLE OF TONGA AND THE NORWEGIAN TERRITORY KNOWN AS SVALBARD. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE 33

  20. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-2-2009 @ 12:38 am

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

  21. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-2-2009 @ 6:12 am

    DISREGARD MY STALKER, THE FALSE BRANDON M. WITTE WHO POSTED ON NOVEMBER 2ND, AT 12:38 AM. THIS GUY HAS BEEN POSTING AS IF HE’S ME FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS. HE EVEN HAS AN AOL E-MAIL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, A MYSPACE ACCOUNT IN MY NAME. HE ALSO COPIES ME LIKE SOME OBSESSIVE NUTJOB, HE’S GONE SO FAR AS TO RECORD HIMSELF SINGING REGGAE MUSIC VIDEOS, KNOWING THAT I ENJOY REGGAE MUSIC AND SOMETIMES ENTERTAIN THE IDEA OF BEING A PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN. OF COURSE, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK INSANE, THERE’S THE FAKE BRANDON’S OBSESSION WITH BOTH PARIS HILTON AND GOOGLE. THIS IDIOT CLAIMS THAT PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN STALKING HIM, WANTED TO DATE HIM, THAT SHE USED ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO DRIVE BRITNEY SPEARS INSANE AND TRIED THE SAME ON HIM, THAT PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GOOGLE DATABASE AND OTHER ABSURD CLAIMS THAT ONLY A DELUSIONAL PARANOID WOULD MAKE.

    IT’S TRULY PATHETIC. STOP COPYING ME AND STALKING ME, FAKE BRANDON!

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE,
    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

  22. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-8-2009 @ 11:05 pm

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERLEY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

  23. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-8-2009 @ 11:48 pm

    ALSO, PARIS JACKSON IS THE ONLY PERSON LISTED ON GOOGLE’S DATABASE WITH THE NAME “PARIS.” PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED IN LATE JULY 2009 FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER ON THE INTERNET GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

  24. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-11-2009 @ 12:37 am

    IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BRANDON M. WITTE AND WHAT HAS GONE ON IN THE LAST TWO YEARS SINCE THIS SITUATION STARTED, GO AND SEE MY OFFICIAL INTERVIEW ON YOUTUBE. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

  25. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-12-2009 @ 2:35 am

    EVERYONE, IGNORE THE POSTS MADE ON NOVEMBER 8TH AND NOVEMBER 11TH, 2009. THEY ARE MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS AN IMPOSTER AND HAS BEEN STALKING ME. WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAS GONE ON THE LAST TWO YEARS? HERE’S A LIST:

    1) SOMEONE, FOR REASONS UNKNOWN PAST BEING DELUSIONALLY INSANE DECIDES TO GET A MYSPACE ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, AN AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, AND IS POSTING YOUTUBE VIDEOS AS IF THEY ARE ME. THAT PERSON IS THE GUY WHO POSTED ON NOVEMBER 8TH AND 11TH.

    2) THE SAME PERSON MAKES ABSURD CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON STALKING HIM, ABOUT HER AND BRITNEY SPEARS WANTING TO DATE HIM, ABOUT ELECTRONIC DEVICES BEING PUT INTO HIS HOUSE TO DRIVE HIM AND BRITNEY SPEARS INSANE (NEVER MIND THAT BRITNEY SPEARS HAS A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN THAT IS UNRELATED AND RECOVERED, AND THAT MY STALKER, THE FAKE BRANDON WAS OBVIOUSLY INSANE LONG BEFORE THIS) AND SO FORTH.

    3) MY STALKER/IMPOSTER ALSO CLAIMS THAT GOOGLE HAS YANKED PARIS HILTON’S LISTING, BASED ON HER NAME NOT BEING IN THE 10 ITEMS LISTED IF ONE TYPES IN PARIS IN GOOGLE’S BOX. UH-HUH. FAKE BRANDON, AS I KEEP POINTING OUT THAT IS JUST THE 10 MOST POPULAR POSSIBLE ITEMS. THERE’S MORE THEN 10 THINGS WITH THE NAME OR WORD PARIS. THE FACT THAT PARIS JACKSON COMES UP IS ONLY BECAUSE SHE WAS A POPULAR SEARCH THIS YEAR DUE TO HER FATHER DYING. YOU KNOW, MICHAEL JACKSON. NEXT YEAR SOMETIME LESS PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY LOOK HER UP, AND THUS HER NAME WILL DROP OFF THE LIST. THAT WILL ONLY MEAN THAT, SHE WON’T BE AS POPULAR OF A TOPIC TO SEARCH FOR. THAT’S IT!

    I AM SICK OF THIS DELUSIONAL WACKJOB PRETENDING, I THINK BELIEVING HE IS ME. I AM SICK OF HIS USING MY NAME TO OPEN ACCOUNTS ON THE INTERNET, LIKE WITH MYSPACE, AOL AND YOUTUBE. I AM SICK OF HIS CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON AND GOOGLE, ALL LIES SINCE THEY MAKE ME LOOK CRAZY. I ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT ALL OF THIS WHEN A FRIEND OF MINE TWO OR THREE WEEKS AGO ASKED ME WHY I WAS SAYING ALL THESE CRAZY THINGS, AND ASKED ME WHY I NEVER MENTIONED HAVING A MYSPACE PAGE. I DON’T! MY STALKER DOES!

    FAKE BRANDON, YOU DID NOTHING TO REMOVE PARIS HILTON! YOU ARE NOT BEING STALKED BY HER! I DOUBT SHE KNOWS YOU EXIST! LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE HER ALONE, JUST GO AWAY AND BECOME YOURSELF, DON’T KEEP TRYING TO BE ME!!

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE (THE SANE ONE)

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  26. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-13-2009 @ 4:23 pm

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. I, THE ONLY BRANDON M. WITTE OF ARLINGTON,TEXAS, AM THE SOLE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN ACCUSING PARIS HILTON AND HER FATHER RICK HILTON OF FEDERAL CRIME ON THE INTERNET GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008.

    AND AGAIN, PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE IN LATE JULY 2009 AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008 ON THE INTERNET, LEAVING PARIS JACKSON, MICHAEL JACKSON’S DAUGHTER, AS THE ONLY PERSON WITH THE NAME “PARIS” LEFT IN GOOGLE’S DATABASE AFTER BEGING REMOVED BY GOOGLE IN LATE JULY 2009.

    NOTICE TOO THAT IS WHEN THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS AND NOW EVEN ONES CLAIMING THAT THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE PRETENDING TO BE ME BEGAN TO BE MADE AROUND THAT SAME EXACT TIME PERIOD (LATE JULY 2009.)

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  27. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-13-2009 @ 4:26 pm

    ALSO, GUESS WHAT, WHOEVER YOU ARE WHO WRITES THIS NONSENSE TO TRY AND PROTECT PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION:

    PEOPLE ARE NOT THAT STUPID!!!!! THEY CAN ALSO CLEARLY SEE THAT PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE AND THAT THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS AND NOW EVEN THE ONES THAT CLAIM THAT I BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE OUT THERE IS ACCUSING PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON OF FEDERAL CRIME IN MY NAME CAME RIGHT AFTER PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABSE IN LATE JULY 2009.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  28. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-13-2009 @ 4:39 pm

    AND TO RESPOND TO THAT RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT IN MY NAME THAT SAYS THAT I WAS JUST ASKED BY A FRIEND AS TO WHY I SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS MADE A MYSPACE PAGE IN MY NAME:

    AGAIN, PEOPLE, AND ESPECIALLY MYSPACE, ARE NOT THAT STUPID.

    TO SET UP A MYSPACE ACCOUNT, YOU MUST LIST YOUR ADDRESS AND ALL OF YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION.

    THE ONLY MYSPACE PAGE AND YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE MINE AND WERE MADE BY ME AND ARE IN MY NAME.

    OBVIOUSLY, I AM TRUSTING THAT PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE NOT AS STUPID AS THESE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THIS NONSENSE IN MY NAME THINK THAT YA’LL ARE.

    I HAVE HAD PEOPLE TELL ME THAT EVEN A GRADE SCHOOL KID COULD LOOK AT THIS SITUATION AND CLEARLY SEE THAT PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF FEDERAL CRIME AND THAT THERE IS A CLEAR ATTEMPT TO DISCREDIT ME FROM NUMEROUS ANGLES HERE ON THE INTERNET: FIRST, BY WRITING RIDICULOUS COMMENTS IN MY NAME AROUND THE VERY DAY THAT PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE IN LATE JULY 2009 AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER AND HER FATHER RICK HILTON GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008 ON THE INTERNET.

    AND SECOND, THE COMMENTS THAT NOW CLAIM THAT SOMEONE HAS MADE A MYSPACE ACCOUNT AND YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS IN MY NAME.

    THANKFULLY, I KNOW THAT PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE NOT THAT STUPID! EVEN GRADE SCHOOL KIDS!

    LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

    AND DISREGARD ANY MORE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE IN MY NAME OR OTHER ONES THAT CLAIM THAT SOMEONE OUT THERE IS PRETENDING TO BE ME AND SETTING UP A MYSPACE ACCOUNT (THERE IS ONLY ONE) AND MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS IN MY NAME.

    IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY OFFICAL INTERVIEW, GO TO YOUTUBE. IT IS THERE NOW.

    I LIVE HERE IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS AT 3800 CURT DR., 76016 AND I SING UP AT THE RESTAURANT HERE IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS CALLED JAMAICA GATES ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  29. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-14-2009 @ 1:20 pm

    I SEE THE FAKE BRANDON DECIDED TO POST HERE ALSO. YOU SEE, SOMEONE FOR OVER TWO YEARS, CLOSE TO THREE NOW HAS BEEN POSTING ALL THESE ABSURD THINGS AS IF THEY ARE ME. FIRST, THEY CLAIM THAT I HAVE BEEN STALKED BY PARIS HILTON DUE TO HER WANTING TO DATE ME, AND MY REFUSING. SECOND, THEY CLAIM THAT PARIS HILTON SOMEHOW PUT ELECTRONIC WARFARE DEVICES IN MY HOME, AND THE HOME OF BRITNEY SPEARS SINCE PARIS SAW BRITNEY AS A ROMANTIC RIVAL FOR MY AFFECTIONS. THIRD, THEY THEN MAKE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON BEING YANKED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE SINCE HER NAME DOESN’T COME UP UNDER THE AUTOPROMPTING FEATURE, EVEN THOUGH ANY MORON KNOWS THAT IT ONLY BRINGS UP THE TOP 10 CHOICES. OH, AND OF COURSE THAT HER NAME WAS YANKED DUE TO REFUSING TO ANSWER HIS ALLEGATIONS, WHICH OF COURSE NO-ONE TAKES SERIOUSLY DUE TO THEM BEING VERY OBVIOUSLY DELUSIONAL. OH, LET’S ADD HOW THE FAKE BRANDON, THE GUY WHO KEEPS POSTING IN MY NAME HAS OPENED A MYSPACE ACCOUNT, A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT (COMPLETE WITH THREE VIDEOS, TWO OF HIM SINGING AND ONE OF HIM APPARENTLY EXPLAINING THIS NONESENSE..I HAVEN’T WATCHED IT SINCE I REFUSE TO WATCH 9 OR 10 MINUTES OF LIES) AND AN AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME! HE’S AN INSANE DELUSIONAL STALKER. HE USED TO POST THAT PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO PARIS HILTON’S ASKMEN.COM PAGE AND READ ALL COMMENTS. I SUGGEST THE SAME, AND DO START AT THE BEGINNING. THIS YEAR HE HAD SOME FLAME WAR WITH SOMEONE POSTING COMMENTS MAKING FUN OF HIM…SERVED HIM RIGHT TO HAVE AN INTERNET TROLL POSTING AS IF IT WAS HIM, BUT THAT STILL DAMAGES MY REPUTATION SINCE IT’S ALSO UNDER MY NAME. BUT ANYWAY, READ ALL THE COMMENTS. FROM THE START, THERE’S SOME STILL FROM 2008 OR EARLY 2009 THAT ARE REALLY BY HIM, AND ARE JUST AMAZING IN WHAT HE CLAIMS. IT’S ALL INSANE AND ABSURD.

    ANYWAY, TO ANSWER TO YOU DIRECTLY FAKE BRANDON, TO THE IDIOT WHO POSTED ON NOVEMBER 13TH ON 4:39 PM, YOU ARE A SICK DELUSIONAL MAN. THE SO CALLED PERSONAL INFORMATION THAT ONE NEEDS CAN BE FOUND VERY EASILY ON THE INTERNET. I KNOW, I TESTED IT BY LOOKING UP MYSELF AND THREE OF MY FRIENDS. THEN AGAIN, ONE THING THEY ASK FOR IS AN E-MAIL ADDRESS. ONE YOU HAVE IN MY NAME!

    AS FOR GRADE SCHOOL KIDS CLAIMING THEY CAN SEE SHE’S A CRIMINAL, ARE YOU SAYING THAT PERHAPS WE SHOULD REPLACE EVERY LAWYER AND JUDGE IN THIS NATION WITH PRE-TEEN CHILDREN? THAT IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU’RE SUGGESTING, RIGHT? SOUNDS LIKE MORE OF YOUR INSANITY TO ME, FAKE BRANDON.

    BUT PLEASE, KEEP DENYING ALL OF THIS. AND YES, GO LISTEN TO HIS 9 OR 10 MINUTE YOUTUBE VIDEO OF HIM RAMBLING ON, GO READ ALL OF HIS INSANE POSTS ON ASKMEN.COM UNDER PARIS HILTON, GO DO A GOOGLE OR BING OR WHATEVER BROWSER YOU LIKE SEARCH UNDER HIS NAME AND FIND HIS DRIVEL. THEN YOU CAN SEE HOW INSANE HE IS FOR STALKING ME AND TRYING TO USURP MY IDENTITY PEOPLE. YOU CAN SEE HOW INSANE HE IS AND HOW I HAVE BEEN STALKED. AND HOW OBSESSED HE IS, HOW THERE’S HUNDREDS, MAYBE THOUSANDS OF WEBSITES OF HIS POSTS ALL OVER THE PLACE GOING BACK TWO OR THREE YEARS. IT’S TRULY SICK. I JUST WANT MY IDENTIY BACK.

    OH, AND YOU MIGHT SING AT SOME BAR…TOO BAD YOU ARE DOING MY HOBBY TOO. CAN’T YOU BE ORIGINAL? OR DO YOU HAVE TO NOT ONLY STEAL MY IDENTITY BUT ALSO TRY TO COPY ME? MY DREAM HAS BEEN TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SINGER, REGGAE IF I CAN, SOME OTHER FORM OF MUSIC IF I MUST. AND HERE YOU FOUND THIS OUT, AND NOW ARE TRYING TO DO THE SAME. YOU’RE SICK SIR, JUST SICK.

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE (THE SANE ONE!)

  30. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-15-2009 @ 3:37 am

    I JUST HAVE TO ADD, THIS IS THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE BY THE WAY, NOT MY IMPOSTER MAKING THE INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT GOOGLE AND PARIS HILTON, ANYWAY I WANT TO ADD THAT PARIS HILTON IS NOT EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION. SHE HAD THAT ONE DUI ARREST. SHE HAS NOT BEEN ARRESTED SINCE. HOW IS SHE EVADING ANYTHING YOU MORON, SHE IS A PUBLIC FIGURE, A CELEBRITY THAT GOES OUT OF HER WAY, OR AT LEAST DOESN’T AVOID BEING PHOTOGRAPHED BY THE GOSSIP PRESS AND PAPPARAZI (SP?). YES SHE WAS OUT OF THE COUNTRY FOR A BIT WITH HER BOYFRIEND, BUT WOULDN’T THE STATE DEPARTMENT DENY HER TRAVEL OR YANK HER PASSPORT IF SHE WAS GOING TO BE INDITED FOR A FEDERAL CRIME?

    FAKE BRANDON, I’VE GOOGLED YOUR POSTS. YOU CLAIMED BACK IN MAY 2008 SHE WAS GOING TO BE ARRESTED SOON. SHE WASN’T THEN. IT’S ALMOST 2010. SHE HAS YET TO BE ARRESTED. THAT’S BECAUSE SHE ISN’T STALKING YOU, SHE ISN’T STALKING ME. SHE ISN’T STALKING ANYONE. I KNOW SHE WASN’T INTERESTED IN DATING ME OR YOU FAKE BRANDON, BUT EVEN IF SHE WAS, WHY WOULD SHE CONTINUE TO STALK PEOPLE NOW? SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND HAS BEEN WITH HIM, WITH MAYBE A BRIEF BREAKUP IN JULY (ONE FINDS OUT ALL SORTS OF CRAP ABOUT HER IF ONE GOOGLES MY NAME DUE TO MY IMPOSTER’S LIES AND POSTS) FOR MOST OR ALL OF THE YEAR NOW. SHE WOULDN’T CARE ABOUT YOU, SHE HAS A GUY IN HER LIFE THAT MIGHT BE A BIT “SLUTTY” IN THE MALE SENSE OF THE TERM, BUT IS STILL PROBABLY A LOT MORE SANE THEN YOU!

    I KNOW, I POINT OUT THAT NOTHING IS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE, THEY JUST ONLY POST THE TOP 10 POSSIBLE SEARCHES UNDER THE PROMPTING SYSTEM, AND THAT SHE ISN’T IN THE TOP TEN SEARCH, YOU POST THE SAME LIES AND SOMEHOW THINK THAT PARIS JACKSON BEING IN THE SEARCH, BUT NOT PARIS HILTON MAKES THIS TRUE. THAT ISN’T LOGICAL FAKE BRANDON. THAT IS JUST YOUR DELUSIONS LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE, EVEN IF IT’S VERY FLIMSY SO THE DELUSIONS CAN STILL BE BELIEVED. SAME WITH ANYTHING ELSE YOU CLAIM INVOLVING STALKING OR GOOGLE OR ANY CONNECTION TO THAT. BRITNEY SPEARS HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN DUE TO STRESS, THAT’S IT. PARIS HILTON’S NAME DROPPED AROUND JULY 2009..IF IT WAS WHEN IT DROPPED SIMPLY BECAUSE THAT WAS MORE OR LESS AROUND THE TIME MICHAEL JACKSON DIED, I JUST LOOKED IT UP, IT WAS JUNE 25, 2009. SO YES, HER NAME DROPPED SIMPLY BECAUSE A LOT MORE PEOPLE LOOKED UP HIS DAUGHTER, PARIS JACKSON. YOUR CLAIMS, YOUR LUNACY, YOUR STUPIDITY DID NOTHING TO CAUSE PARIS HILTON TO NOT SHOW UP ON AN AUTOPROMPTING SEARCH. THAT IS JUST IDIOTIC TO THINK THAT, SO MANY THINGS ARE NAMED PARIS. SO THIS COMMENT YOU KEEP MAKING ABOUT PARIS JACKSON AND GOOGLE MEANS NOTHING!! ONLY AN INSANDE DELUSIONAL PARANOID OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE STALKER WOULD THINK THAT.

    AND YES, I DO BELIEVE YOU’RE A DELUSIONAL PARANOID, AND MAYBE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE. AND INSANE REGARDLESS.

    JUST PLEASE STOP THIS. DO YOU HAVE NO DECENCY, NO HUMANITY? STOP POSTING IN MY NAME! YOU’RE NOT BEING STALKED. THE COPS WON’T LISTEN TO YOU, OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CALLED YOU CRAZY IN POSTS, I’VE READ THAT. YOU’RE NUTS!!

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE (THE SANE ONE)

  31. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-16-2009 @ 8:07 pm

    DISREGARD THE LAST TWO RIDICULOUS COMMENTS LEFT HERE IN MY NAME.

    FIRST, I AM THE ONLY BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE THAT THERE IS IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS.

    I LIVE AT 3800 CURT DR., 76016, IN MY FAMILY’S HOME.

    NEXT, THE ONLY MYSPACE ACCOUNT THAT EXISTS THAT IS IN MY NAME IS MY MYSPACE ACCOUNT.

    NEXT, THE 3 VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE WERE ALL PUT THERE BY ME AFTER I MADE THEM.

    NEXT, THERE HAVE NOW EVEN BEEN CLAIMS THAT THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE PRETENDING TO BE ME, MAKING A MYSPACE ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, MAKING MUSIC VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE IN MY NAME (I MADE THE VIDEO WITH BENZ PRODUCTIONS AT MY HOME. BENZ PRODUCTIONS IS BASED IN IRVING AND HE MAKES THE VIDEOS FOR THE ARTISTS BIG GEMINI AND BLAST.

    AND FINALLY, THERE ARE NOW EVEN COMMENTS BEING LEFT IN MY NAME THAT SAY THAT SOMEONE OUT THERE NOT ONLY HAS THE NERVE TO MAKE VIDEOS AND MAKE A MYSPACE ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, BUT WHO GOES AND PERFORMS MUSIC ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS WITH THE ONE LOVE UPRISING AT JAMAICA GATES IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS.

    OBVIOUSLY IF THIS WAS THE CASE, I WOULD RUN INTO HIM UP THERE! LOL

    AND OVBIOUSLY, I AM TRUSTING IN THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO COME ACROSS ALL OF THIS INFORMATION AND THAT THEY WILL SEE HOW ABSURD ALL OF THE ATTEMPTS TO DISCREDIT ME AND THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITTED AGAINST ME ARE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    3800 CURT DR. ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

  32. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-16-2009 @ 8:12 pm

    AND AGAIN, PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE IN LATE JULY 2009 AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER AND HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008.

    THAT IS WHY PARIS JACKSON IS THE ONLY PERSON WITH THE NAME “PARIS” WHO COMES UP ON GOOGLE’S DATABASE.

    PARIS HILTON’S FORMER FRIENDS NICOLE RICHIE, KIM KARDASHIAN, AND EVEN HER FATHER RICK HILTON ARE ALL REGISTERED.

    WHY DOES PARIS HILTON’S NAME NOT COME UP?

    AGAIN, I HAVE ALREADY STATED WHY.

    I THINK THAT PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE TRICKED BY THE PATHETIC ATTEMPTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE TO DISCREDIT ME, THIS STORY, AND THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST ME.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    3800 CURT DR. ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

  33. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-17-2009 @ 10:27 am

    NO FAKE BRANDON, GO DISREGARD YOUR DELUSIONAL INSANE POSTS. NOW YOU’RE PUTTING MY STREET ADDRESS UP ALONG WITH MY NAME, CITY AND AGE? ARE YOU JUST THIS DELUSIONAL, OR ARE YOU SADISTIC? YOU’RE INSANE EITHER WAY. THE MYSPACE PAGE WAS TAKEN OUT BY MY IMPOSTER, THE GUY WHO POSTED TWICE ON NOVEMBER 16TH, 2009. SAME WITH THE AOL ACCOUNT AND THE VIDEOS ON MYSPACE UNDER HIS, NOT MINE BUT HIS ACCOUNT MRBRANDON421.

    AND I HAVE EXPLAINED WHY PARIS HILTON DOESN’T COME UP ON THE PROMPTING, ANYONE WHO’S SANE AND NOT DELUSIONAL WOULD KNOW IT BRINGS UP ONLY THE TOP TEN POSTS! I KEEP ASKING WHY LET’S SAY PARIS, TEXAS DOESN’T COME UP? I KEEP POINTING OUT THAT THERE IS A MAJOR REASON TO SEARCH FOR PARIS JACKSON, DUE TO HER FATHER MICHAEL JACKSON DYING IN LATE JUNE, AND WHY THAT BUMPED PARIS HILTON OFF THE LIST. IT’S JUST THE 10 MOST REQUESTED SEARCHES, THAT’S IT FAKE BRANDON.

    AND YOU ARE SINGING AS IF YOU’RE ME. THIS GETS REALLY SICK, YOU ARE NOW IMPERSONATING ME AT A RESTAURANT IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS NOW I SEE AND SINGING AS IF YOU’RE ME. WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS? WHY DO YOU PRETEND TO BE ME? WHY?

    IT’S NOT ME SINGING AT JAMAICA GATES. IT’S MY IMPOSTER. I CALL FOR A BOYCOTT OF THAT RESTAURANT AND MY IMPOSTER’S PERFORMANCE DUE TO HIS HENIOUS CRIMES AGAINST ME DUE TO HIS ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY IDENTITY, BOTH ON THE INTERNET AND NOW IN REAL LIFE.

    OH, AND I SERIOUSLY DOUBT PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL READ YOUR SPAM MAIL TO HIM FAKE BRANDON! BUT THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT AND CLAIMING YOU’RE GOING TO DO A BOYCOTT OF HILTON HOTELS IN MY NAME! YES I FOUND YOUR NOVEMBER 3RD POST USING THE MYSPACE ACCOUNT YOU ILLEGALLY TOOK UNDER MY NAME ON THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT MYSPACE COMMENT PAGE. SO, DUE TO YOUR DELUSIONS, SADISM OR BOTH YOU NOW HAVE, IF HE ACTUALLY READS IT AND IT ISN’T JUST FILTERED, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES CONVINCED THAT I’M SOME INSANE PERSON RAMBLING ON ABOUT PARIS HILTON AND BEING STALKED. OH WONDERFUL.

    STOP THIS! YOU’RE A SICK, DELUSIONAL, INSANE EVIL MAN FAKE BRANDON!!

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE. (THE SANE ONE!)

  34. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-17-2009 @ 11:17 pm

    FIRST, DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME.

    I HAVE NOW ON THIS WEB SITE AND ON OTHER ONES EVEN LISTED MY ADDRESS, WHICH IS: 3800 CURT DR. ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016.

    AND AS I HAVE LEFT IN THE FORM OF COMMENTS BEFORE, I PERFORM EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT AT JAMAICA GATES IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS ( A JAMAICAN RESTAURANT HERE IN TOWN.)

    AND TO THE PART WHERE THE LAST COMMENT SAID THAT I FOUND THE POST IN MY NAME BY AN IMPOSTER ON THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE: I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY REGARDING THAT:

    PEOPLE ARE NOT THAT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    38000 CURT DR. ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

  35. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-17-2009 @ 11:19 pm

    AND ONE MORE THING: IF THERE WERE SOME IMPOSTER UP AT JAMAICA GATES PRETENDING TO BE ME (IN A RESTARUANT WHERE I AM THE ONLY WHITE SINGER THERE, DONT YOU GUYS THINK THAT I WOULD SEE HIM AND CONFRONT HIM. LOL

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    3800 CURT DR. , ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

  36. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-17-2009 @ 11:50 pm

    OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING: MY FULL NAME IS BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE, BUT AGAIN, I AM KNOWN AS BRANDON M. WITTE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    3800 CURT DR. ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

  37. BRANDON M. WITTE
    November-18-2009 @ 3:32 am

    OH YES, THE FAKE BRANDON POSTS MORE LIES, PLEASE DISREGARD HIS POSTS MADE ON NOVEMBER 17TH STARTING AT 11:17 PM AND ENDING AT 11:50 PM. WELL, TO ANSWER THE SLANDER POSTED ON NOVEMBER 17TH, I AM NOT SINGING AT JAMAICA GATES FAKE BRANDON. YOU ARE UNDER MY NAME. IT’S NOT ME UP ON STAGE. SO STOP TRYING TO TWIST THINGS YOU SOCIOPATHIC DELUSIONAL INSANE STALKER. YOU HAVE USURPED MY IDENTITY AND ARE NOW ALSO SINGING THERE AT THAT RESTAURANT OR BAR OR NIGHTCLUB. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS SINCE I’VE NEVER BEEN THERE, YOU HAVE! YOU KEEP PRETENDING TO BE ME!

    AND STOP POSTING MY STREET ADDRESS! YOU POST IT SO I WILL BE STALKED BY OTHERS. IT’S TRULY SICK WHAT YOU DO.

    BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU HAVE TAKEN OUT MYSPACE AND YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS IN MY NAME, I THINK AN AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, NOW PRETEND TO BE ME AND SING AT THIS PLACE CALLED JAMAICA GATES IN MY NAME AND SO FORTH.

    YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER, NOT ME. DON’T TRY TO TWIST THIS. MAYBE YOU ARE SO DELUSIONAL YOU THINK THAT I AM, BU THAT IS NOT THE CASE.

    AND AS FOR MY MIDDLE NAME, ANYONE CAN FIND THAT OUT EASILY. BUT HEY, GO AHEAD AND POST MY FULL LEGAL NAME WHERE ALL CAN READ IT TOO, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT ME TO BE STALKED BY OTHERS, NOT JUST YOU.

    STOP IT! YOU SCARE ME WITH YOUR ATTEMPTS TO TAKE OVER MY IDENTITY! I WILL TELL ALL OF MY FRIENDS TO AVOID THIS JAMAICA GATES PLACE DUE TO MY IMPOSTER THERE. I WILL ALSO WARN ALL OF MY FRIENDS ABOUT YOU FAKE BRANDON AND YOUR DANGEROUS STALKING. AND STOP E-MAILING PRESIDENT OBAMA! ALL I NEED IS THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ON MY DOORSTEP ASKING WHY I KEEP HARASSING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    THE REAL BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE (THE SANE ONE!)

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