SUCKS TO BE ASHLEE SIMPSON

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The Simpson sisters did brunch at the Ivy at the Shore in Santa Monica yesterday.

While Jessica oozed superstar sex appeal in casual jeans and a button down shirt, lil’ sis Ashlee — tragically trendy in skinny jeans and pointy flats — looked more like an anorexic version of Rumer Willis.

Not an easy feat, to say the least.

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17 Comments

  1. parissucksliterally
    September-24-2007 @ 7:12 pm

    I disagree- it sucks to be EITHER Simpson sister.

  2. c.c.
    September-24-2007 @ 7:13 pm

    What’s with the long mullet she has going? Jessica needs to hire someone to smack her whenever she does that weird lip thing. Makes her look like an idiot.

  3. c.c.
    September-24-2007 @ 7:14 pm

    Bad dye jobs on both of them. Ken must be sucking up to someone else now.

  4. Jen
    September-24-2007 @ 7:19 pm

    I don’t get the 80’s fashion obsession. Nothing from the 80’s should be recycled. NOTHING.

  5. hairball
    September-24-2007 @ 7:24 pm

    I agree, the 80’s fashion sense SUCKS and is VERY unflattering.

  6. Tyrone
    September-24-2007 @ 7:36 pm

    the 80s own. welcome to the shoulder pad revolution!

  7. Aysla
    September-24-2007 @ 8:14 pm

    Right, because checkered shirts scream sex appeal. They both look like douches.

  8. SAS
    September-24-2007 @ 8:22 pm

    hmm when you see ashley next to her sister she does look too skinny. ugly.

  9. MikeC...
    September-24-2007 @ 8:29 pm

    I think they both look just fine for a casual lunch; nothing really wrong with either outfit but then what do I know being a man and all…….

  10. Jen
    September-24-2007 @ 8:37 pm

    hahaha The Ivy?! damn these girls are attention whores

  11. parissucksliterally
    September-24-2007 @ 8:45 pm

    Jen, Ivy at the Shore is not “the” Ivy- that one is on Robertson, this one is in Santa Monica.
    when I said they both suck, I just meant in general- it had nothing to do with their clothes…..ha ha ha

  12. Stephi
    September-24-2007 @ 8:57 pm

    Jessica is looking good again. She must be happy that she has regained her ‘hottest sister’ title not that I think either of them ever really cared all that much. I think competition between them has always been played up by the media. Ashlee really isn’t looking good here though, but I wouldn’t go so far as to compare her to Rumer. She doesn’t look THAT bad. I think the whole black skinnies and geometric prints are kinda old now though.

  13. louise
    September-25-2007 @ 3:26 am

    Their bodies look exactly the same at the moment- whats all the fuss about? Seriousy, take a good look. How is it even possible to be calling one “anorexic” and one “healthy”??? How fine must that line be? Invisible?

  14. Anonymous
    September-25-2007 @ 6:02 am

    Jessica looks hot. Even the shoes look good. Hot.

    I love her bag.

  15. m.a.g.g.i.
    September-25-2007 @ 6:34 am

    why does it suck to be ashlee, I don’t get it? they both have their own style…

  16. BeJeeBus
    September-25-2007 @ 7:37 am

    What the hell are you talking about. Jessica is the one who looks tragic with those disgusting boots she always wears and the fashionvictim bug glasses. She always looks awful when she tries to play dress up. Ashlee is definitely the one who is on point.

  17. Divina
    September-25-2007 @ 12:18 pm

    Yes, Jessica looks amazing. Very grown up.

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