IT AIN’T EASY BEING GEORGE CLOONEY’S BEARD

Posted Monday, September 24th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
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Just two days after a motorcycle accident that landed them both in the hospital, George Clooney and his latest female companion Sarah Larson got dressed to the nines for a night out in New York City!

While gorgeous George managed to escape the crash with merely a bandaged arm, poor Sarah — proudly rocking a black eye — was forced on crutches though she shrugged off her injuries, insisting she can’t wait to ride again.

Let’s hope Miss Larson’s contract with Clooney includes an insurance policy.

21 Responses to “IT AIN’T EASY BEING GEORGE CLOONEY’S BEARD”

  1. Black Velveteen Says:

    she looks ridiculous! why couldn’t she have just worn some a modest flat shoe or stayed the hell at home altogether??!! Silly, vapid woman… : /

  2. parissucksliterally Says:

    I’d ride him/with him ANY day…….sigh

  3. grr Says:

    Oh geeze, there’s NO need to hold your leg THAT high. What a drama queen.

  4. yeahso? Says:

    she JUST stepped up onto a curb which is why her leg is that high. personally i would have made him carry me

  5. Jane Says:

    I’m already sick of this Nikki Cox twin. Wonder how long he’ll keep this one around. Better enjoy it while it lasts, sweetie…

  6. supernovany Says:

    grr - SERIOUSLY, now the bitch will be milking that broken foot for all that it’s worth and THEN some! Hate her. He’s mine. Damn her. I had a flat tire once and he stopped and offered to change my tire (in 90 degree heat!). I decline because AAA was coming (dumb as that I was to decline) and he offered AGAIN saying it would be no problem and his pleasure. WHAT A MAN! Loooooove him.

  7. BeJeeBus Says:

    They are cute together. Why is everyone insisting that George is gay? How did these rumors suface? he is just in touch with his sexuality and can acknowledge when he sees a gorgeous man. That doesn’t make him gay.

  8. OhHellNo! Says:

    He’s my Mr. McDreamy. Gosh he’s hot, hot, hot!!!!!

  9. Joseph Christ Says:

    Obviously Bob you are making a reference to a belief that Clooney is GAYGAYGAY!!!
    This is so salacious… I need to know sup with that. We all know Tom and Travolta and Nic are all homos, but George!!!??? Prove it Bob.

  10. MikeC... Says:

    It seems that the host of this site and Perez Hilton think every handsome man is gay !!! It’s not very pleasant to listen to you try an insert that crap into every post–I realize it’s your blog and you can say anything you like but it seems to me it would be in your best interest to try and maintain some sort of accuracy in your posts regarding this gay shit. What evidence or whatever do you have that George is in any way, shape or form gay ??? I have never heard that anywhere other than here–so what’s your deal with this???

  11. Joseph Christ Says:

    MikeC — check the closet… do you see yourself?

  12. Stephi Says:

    I know she’s just been in an accident but she looked a lot hotter the last time I saw her. She looks pretty average here. I think he just gets better with age though and I hope he has found someone to settle down with in her. I think he’d make a great husband and maybe even a daddy.

  13. Aysla Says:

    Haha, what a trooper. I must say though, that I will totally team up with fellow George lovers to get rid of Sarah. After that, it’s everyone for themselves ;o). Ah George, how I love thee…

  14. Liz Says:

    She looks like her name is Tiffany. i can see the trailer park face through those fancy clothes, can’t fool me.

  15. my2cents Says:

    Ok. Let me break this down because I have some questions about this shit. You are living in Vegas in probably some shitty apartment and working as a bartender. George motherfuckin Clooney comes in and buys a drink and he wants you!!! I am not sure how that even happens but all of the sudden you are travelling the world in first class style with the hottest man in Hollywood. So, my question is of course about $$. She is obviously not working so who is paying her bills? Does good old George just hand you thousands like it is water or what? I mean he has more $$ that most but does he just give it out like that to a girl he just met? That girl is mad lucky and better enjoy the ride while it lasts. He will never get married or have children I am pretty sure.

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  17. m.a.g.g.i. Says:

    lucky biatch.

  18. MikeC... Says:

    Hey Joseph Christ, I checked my closet and no there are no gays there; and I don’t think George will find any either if he checks his closet. I imagine the same goes for Matt and Jake..

  19. Anonymous Says:

    She is trailer trash and he’s the biggest whorebag on earth. He’s bi, will have sex with anyone and likes being spanked. He’s a perv. That buck toothed no talent floozy better worse less about her stupid foot and more about STD’s. He’s probably got all of them and a few from Asia we haven’t seen yet.

    Here’s her past life: http://deadc.wordpress.com/2007/09/13/from-patchouli-to-prada-clooneys-mystery-girl/#more-134

    Notice her “natural” beauty. If you think buck toothed mongoloids are naturally beautiful……….

  20. cherry Says:

    Is she part Asian? She looks it at times.

  21. m.a.g.g.i. Says:

    she does look like she could be mixed with asian.

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