THE NEW BOB HOPE

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She makes guys regularly blow their ammo, she’s pretty familiar with Tito Ortiz’s missile, and now porn queen Jenna Jameson is storming the Persian Gulf.

The sexy lustress and her UFC Champ beau were among the celebrities invited to attend the recent USO World Gala in Washington, D.C.

The happy couple will soon ship over to the Mid East under sponsorship of the USO, and will meet with U.S. troops stationed in the region.

Can you imagine the look of pure horror on the faces of the troops when they see that the once voluptuous, implant-toting porn star has been reduced to nothing but tattoos and bones?

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14 Comments

  1. Stephi
    September-21-2007 @ 11:00 pm

    Why would Jenna be there? Does she support that or something? I think she looks pretty good here. I like the dress. The tattoos are pretty gross though. She would look a lot better without them. I’m sure they are meaningful to her though.

  2. Anonymiss
    September-22-2007 @ 12:17 am

    She’s looking miles better than any other time recently.

  3. my2cents
    September-22-2007 @ 12:32 am

    Can anyone see what that ugly ass tattoo says?

  4. Supersonic
    September-22-2007 @ 4:07 am

    As a tatt fan (sadly not an owner of any…) I think those could actually look pretty fierce, if she wasn’t half duck….
    She does look better here though, there’s nothing a really good weave can’t fix.

  5. BeJeeBus
    September-22-2007 @ 4:59 am

    She almost looks human because of the long hair..

  6. just askin'
    September-22-2007 @ 6:55 am

    my2cents: It says, “Aim here.”

  7. k
    September-22-2007 @ 7:24 am

    eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  8. parissucksliterally
    September-22-2007 @ 9:59 am

    a year ago these guys would have been thrilled to see her- now she is disgusting.
    I can’t belive she can’t see how fucking horrible she looks now….she must have BDD.

  9. normal
    September-22-2007 @ 10:01 am

    i agree..she looks better here than she has recently….

  10. Star
    September-22-2007 @ 10:21 am

    She looks a hundred times better. You can see it in her face she put some weight on. Probably not much but at least enough to give her face a “I’m not dying look.” Good girl Jenna. Put on like 5 more or maybe 10.

  11. September-22-2007 @ 10:31 am

    She looks much better here

  12. September-22-2007 @ 10:12 pm

    those lips are not sexy on her they look fake . only look good on black women and angelina jolie, and none of those are her. so go sit your ole skanky ass down jenna, talking about she doesnt sex black men, good then maybe the diseases will stay out of the community.

  13. September-23-2007 @ 11:39 am

    she is just plain nasty and slutty, no black man in his right mine would want this slut.

  14. Rowds
    September-24-2007 @ 10:07 am

    i think it says “i am not afraid… i was born to do…. something (everyone?)”

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