JESSICA HITS THE SKIDS

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Poor Jessica Simpson.

She’s single, without a job and her fan base is disappearing faster than you can say Papa Joe Simpson. What’s a young starlet to do other than drown her sorrows away with booze?

But don’t let these photos fool you. Jessica, rocking a torn up wedding gown, was merely shooting scenes from her new film, ‘Major Movie Star’, in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

Sadly, it appears even her hair acts better than she does. Would you check out that soft retro wave?!?

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11 Comments

  1. Tyrone
    September-20-2007 @ 7:38 am

    jessica doesn’t have enough personality to hit the skids. she’s “acting.”

  2. Only 1
    September-20-2007 @ 7:56 am

    why does she always have these “Little Miss (insert a state)” pageant contestant hair-do’s (or don’ts) in every freakin’ movie lately.. makes her head look super small… EWWW

  3. Maximum Big Surprise
    September-20-2007 @ 8:04 am

    I’m sorry, but she looks like a man. Drag queen galore.

  4. Barks
    September-20-2007 @ 8:21 am

    Why do they keep giving her movie roles? Hasn’t every one of her movies tanked?

  5. my2cents
    September-20-2007 @ 8:21 am

    This movie is going to suck.

  6. parissucksliterally
    September-20-2007 @ 8:42 am

    I don’t know how she gets hired for ANYTHING.

  7. Luella
    September-20-2007 @ 8:59 am

    Is this the movie with Luke Wilson?

  8. Stephi
    September-20-2007 @ 4:59 pm

    From what I’ve seen of this movie it actually looks kinda cute. Romantic comedies like this one are always good if you don’t want to think too hard and just have a fun night in. Not my fave type of movie but sometimes all you’re looking for. If this actually makes it to theatres I’ll give it a go!

  9. Frontal Butt
    September-20-2007 @ 6:50 pm

    “Major Movie Star”…oh, the irony! She is such a joke. And not even a funny one.

  10. Ugghh!
    September-21-2007 @ 8:26 pm

    Isn’t her 15 minutes up yet?

  11. Anonymous
    September-22-2007 @ 4:22 am

    that’s a pretty nice dress!! i’d love to see it in it’s original state

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