ACNE KEYS
Posted Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Filed under: Alicia-Keys
Looks like the upcoming release of her third studio album is stressing out R&B soulstress Alicia Keys.
Going casual and makeup-free, the ‘No One’ singer stepped out in Beverly Hills yesterday only to reveal a galaxy pussy pustules on her otherwise gorgeous face.
Zits in A Major!
In a cruel twist of fate, A.Keys starred in a Proactiv infomercial in 2004 after signing a million dollar contract with Guthy-Renker.
Time to get your money back!


September 18th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
she was even the spokesperson for ProActive Solution too. Looks like she took her paycheck and ran because bitch’s face looks like a pizza.
I dont like her anyway. Her name is fake and she’s fuuuggg.
September 18th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
So what???? she is an amazing talent and beautiful.. she get’s a get out of jail free card with the acne.. this would be a great before pic for another pro-activ commercial though.. get that money honey!
September 18th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
She is really talented. It really sucks when your face breaks out like that! Mine did that after I had kids and it bothered the crap out of me. I took Yaz for 2 months and it cleared it right up. I think for women it is 9 times out of 10 just hormonal. Oh yeah, I hate Proactiv.
September 18th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
camdiaz 0 brad pitt 0 anjolie 0 scarletjo 0 … the list goes on … all suffer from terrific strains of acne too powerful to forever banish … i say it here first: we need the acnarazzi to start catching more pics like this … duznt it kind of make us all feel more normal?
September 18th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
So she’s not perfect. She is talented and I am sure she is painfully aware of her acne.
Leave her alone.
September 18th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
i’d still hit it.
September 18th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Leave Alicia alone! She’s a human being! She’s not well!!!! (hee, off to youtube to watch the Chris Crocker video again)
September 18th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
OMG! Shes is nervous about her disc… she will compite with britney Osea… Poor Girl
September 18th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
That’s because acne cannot be cured!! It can only be controlled. Trust me you guys, I know what I’m talking about when I say that. Oh and proactiv isn’t a miracle worker, doesn’t work for everyone….
September 18th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I like the Patricia Wexler line from bath and body works, that plus microgestin cleared my face up but good. My2cents, you’re so right, hormones 9 times out of 10.
September 18th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
kirsten drunkst: she is very pretty and im sure she looks better than you long nose self. so she has aacne big hairy deal, i bet you got red bumps on your butt, so shut up why dont you.
September 18th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Hell yeah about the hormonal thing. I always get one or two painful zits on my face the week before my period. Men don’t know how good they have it.
September 18th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Yeah, that alliteration is nastay.
However, Alicia is still ten times more talented than most of the losers that are always on magazine covers, at least she has that to fall back on. And so what if she gets a couple of spots its not like she’s made her career based only on her looks?!
September 18th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
That big pic is kind of Heidi Fleish-ish.
September 18th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
shit, I still get zits too- it happens.
September 18th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Lol my god shes only fuckin human… big deal.
September 18th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Sorry, but Alicia Keys has no musical talent at all. I saw her at the Kennedy Center Honors a few years ago when they gave the award to Paul Simon. Alicia sang “Bridge Over Troubled Water”, one of the greatest pop songs ever written and she butchered it so bad you could hardly tell what song she was singing.
September 18th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Zits happen.. try Neutrogena 3 step Acne treatment. My face has never been so clear.
September 18th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
damn that sucks Thank god i have never had problems with acne …to be honest i wash my face with water and sometimes on occasion with mild soap and i can count on one hand the number of breakouts i have had in my whole life ….i dont trust all those crap acne medications …i have this friend that has a serious case of pizza face and she uses proactiv …yea it helps while shes on it but if she ever stops using it she starts breaking out again …am i the only one that thinks her new single blows major chunks ?wtf happened to her music ..her last Cd was the truth
September 18th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Good voice–pretty face (Accutane will fix the zits)–but the poor girl has an ass that is an axe handle wide and that’s aways been her fashion downfall; sadly there is nothing she can do about it except try to cover it up……
September 18th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
looks like she’s gained some weight too. she’s probably been eating fatty foods, which can trigger breakouts.
September 18th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
She needs to change her diet. Fresh greens, fruit, etc. Cut out caffeine and maker her diet more alkaline less acidic and take some probiotic, and Fiji water
September 18th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Yeah what happened to ProActiv? I’ve never really had much of a problem with zits since my early teens but has anyone actually used that stuff? Does it really work as well as the ads claim? I think its a bit mean to do closeups of celebs when they have acne though…I mean everyone has a day where they don’t look so good and I’m sure they don’t want to be reminded of it. Alicia has been off the radar for quite a while now…I’m not really too interested in her.
September 18th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
She has HAD acne since she’s been out. They just usually cake her face w/ makeup to conceal it. I love Alicia. It has to suck being in the public eye and having acne. And when will everyone realize that your diet has absolutely nothing to do with acne? Ask any dermatologist. It’s all a myth, people.
September 18th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
ProActiv works IF you consistently use the cleanser, toner, and lotion. When I blow off the system for any length of time, I get a flare up.
September 19th, 2007 at 12:20 am
Her new song is GREAT!
September 19th, 2007 at 1:18 am
She’s so talented and in the midst of all this hoo-ha about perfect looks and body, its refreshing to have someone not so surreal and more down-to-earth. ANyway she always had zits even with make up on, they were visible when she performed live so its not new information.
September 19th, 2007 at 5:47 am
Ugh, I hate zits. I’ve been battling with them since forever. I’m in my 30s and I still get them. Sooooo freaking annoying. So yeah, I totally sympathize with her!
August 7th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Big deal leave her alone, so what shes only human, you guys should stop posting stuff about people’s lives and concentrate on your own.
September 10th, 2008 at 1:27 am
I totally absolutely sympathize with her!
I can’t stand my acne. I’ve been trying to get rid of it for years. I’m sick of all the proactive this acutane that.
I’m in college now and it seems like everyone in my high school got rid of theirs before they graduated. But apparently us girls have higher ph levels which make our skin dry out more.
So maybe she just stopped her treatment because it was making her skin dry. You can’t blame her… its hard for girls…check it out
http://campusacnetruth.org/html/acne_gender.html
November 10th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Kerry! I can’t believe it! I had the same problem, and I checked out this product called CTRL. It is designed for men and women to have separate treatment plans. Now us girls can cure our acne without using a non-gender specific medication. Looks like our time has finally come! Check it out at http://www.ctrlacne.com
December 21st, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Here’s some food for thought…if greasy food/bad diet causes acne, why don’t all the obese people in America have acne!?!? I am in my mid-twenties and have had acne for almost 10 years and for me it is hereditary. Leave her alone, people with clear skin never stop to think that people with acne try everything to get rid of it and for some of us there is nothing we can do so stop the criticism.