JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF PARIS HILTON

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Folllowing a wild night of partying in West Hollywood, former felon Paris Hilton was spotted looking a little worse for wear as she made the stumble of shame back to her chauffeured car.

After nearly losing a shoe, Paris got a hand from some pals and laughed off the incident, but not before proclaiming that she likely got AIDS from the minor mishap.

Afterwards, a keyless and shoefree Paris channeled her inner wild monkey by cllimbing over that gate at her parents’ Bel Air mansion at 3 AM in the morning.

Sadly, Paris left the scene unimpaled.

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25 Comments

  1. Grace
    September-18-2007 @ 7:54 am

    lol what?! why is she climbing that fence!?

  2. Star
    September-18-2007 @ 7:54 am

    I can only imagine…I hope to god she chose to wear underwear at least? Don’t people with old money go to finishing school?? Maybe she should get an updated version on Vanderbilts guide to manners.

  3. me
    September-18-2007 @ 7:57 am

    She’s stepping over piss / puke or something hence the huge step & the 2nd pic is she got stuck behind the gate of her parents house in bel air - so she yanked up the dress & proceeded to climb it.

  4. September-18-2007 @ 7:59 am

    she’s crazy and more than Britney Spears..
    I don’t like her and her not simple life!Fake and stupid girls!!!
    Isabella

  5. Only 1
    September-18-2007 @ 8:03 am

    ha ha.. if I were her parents.. I would invest in better security if this nit-wit can break in, anyone can.. THIS IS CLASSIC.. thank you Arasto!

  6. Minorme
    September-18-2007 @ 8:05 am

    She will never change!!!!Useless Twit!!

  7. September-18-2007 @ 8:08 am

    Why was the tool carrying her shoes face electronically blurred?

  8. grannytranny
    September-18-2007 @ 8:17 am

    What a lady! Her parents must be SO proud.

  9. yeahso?
    September-18-2007 @ 8:22 am

    yeah…as if she got aids from her ’shoe mishap’. we all know that she is the #1 in any outbreak whether it be herpes, aids, gonnarhea (sp?), chlamydia, crabs, etc…..

  10. MikeC...
    September-18-2007 @ 8:51 am

    So she was out having a good time–so what–lots of us have done as much- but without the 200 cameras around.

  11. Anonymous
    September-18-2007 @ 9:02 am

    Ah, what class. A true inspiration to all the young women of the world.

  12. my2cents
    September-18-2007 @ 9:06 am

    Pure class. I love how the jail thing has changed her.

  13. September-18-2007 @ 9:18 am

    lol big time wtf

  14. BeJeeBus
    September-18-2007 @ 9:28 am

    Yeah nice way to cover up her already existing HIV virus in that disgusting diseased body of hers. “Yeah I got it because I lost my shoe.. Silly silly Paris”.. Shut up Herpes you are disgusting and cover your cooch. BTW when will she proceed to save the world already?

  15. parissucksliterally
    September-18-2007 @ 10:06 am

    Fucking SKANK.
    I fucking hate this piece of shit- keep saving the world Paris- you’re doing a fantastic job.

  16. Lisa
    September-18-2007 @ 12:44 pm

    Of course she wouldn’t be reformed after she “promised” exiting jail…

  17. September-18-2007 @ 1:03 pm

    how drunk could she really be if she successfully scaled that fence?

  18. Supersonic
    September-18-2007 @ 1:27 pm

    Sorry, you have no idea what class is. A lot of the posters on the Dita article have proved to have no idea what class is so if it isn’t someone like her and it isn’t Paris Hilton then who the fuck is it?
    Ah anyway….this bitch is a skank. Next please. I hope she grows up one day.

  19. TellMeMore
    September-18-2007 @ 1:32 pm

    ^^only 1…: I was thinking the same thing. Her parents hoped that by changing the alarm code every day they could be rid of her.

  20. blake
    September-18-2007 @ 2:04 pm

    ^ LOL Tellmemore, that is killing me!!! Its bad enough her family doesn’t want her associated with them, they can’t even keep her out of their estate lol.
    And only a complete moron like Paris would say something about getting AIDS from climbing a fence. Even a damn 3 year old could tell you that its not true. And you would think that the STD queen Paris would know how to get a sexually transmitted disease. But then again, she just gets them. She gets f*cked by anybody and everybody then goes and gets treated for it.
    Nice to see she’s finally getting someone to drive her around. Now she can get trashed as usual and not kill anybody on the road.

  21. leelee
    September-18-2007 @ 2:46 pm

    do people even still care about paris hilton? find some new dim-wit to report on.

  22. JD
    September-18-2007 @ 5:16 pm

    I don’t think she’s drunk at all..coz if she was drunk definitely she couldn’t climbed that fence. Maybe she’s just trying to get some attention since the media focused so much to Britney…

  23. Aysla
    September-18-2007 @ 5:25 pm

    Ah, the perception of class is completely subjective and there is no wholly right answer. People define things in their own way, and it doesn’t automatically make them wrong if they disagree with your definition. Not trying to start a fight, just saying. I wish people could agree to disagree more often, the world would be a better place… ;)

  24. Stephi
    September-18-2007 @ 6:01 pm

    Hahahaha climbing over the fence! Great security at the Hiltons! This brings back memories of my teenage days sneaking over the fence of my house. But why would she need to do this? Couldn’t the housekeepers open the gate for her or wouldn’t she have access? And I really think its a big mistake for her to be making AIDS comments…its just way to easy for people to pick on her. It’s good that she’s been kind of laying low for the past few months though.

  25. hotbitch
    September-18-2007 @ 6:15 pm

    I think it’s funny. And hey, at least she had a chauffeur.

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