SHE’S GOT LEGS AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE ‘EM
Posted Monday, September 17th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Filed under: Jessica-Simpson
Perma-pout starlet Jessica Simpson shows her legs are made for flaunting these days in tiny Daisy Duke short shorts during a night out in West Hollywood on Sunday.
Channeling her inner All American Girl (brown roots and all), the 26-year-old star was eager to show of the result of what has been many, many hours in the gym for the ‘Major Movie Star’ actress.
So, why the girl-next-door getup? Jessica is reportedly getting ready to record a country album with the help of country great Willie Nelson. She’s quoted as saying: “My next album is probably going to be with Willie Nelson. I’ve been wanting to do a country record because it’s in my roots.”
Ugh….the only thing worse than a Jessica Simpson album is a Jessica Simpson albim with a twang.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
she looks oddly disproportionate.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Honest to god, at least hookers are getting paid to look like this. What the hell is wrong with people? Who agreed that short shorts counted as appropriate daily wear? I always thought they should stay at the beach. She looks freaky.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
she’s fucking kidding me going out like that? It’s not 1993 Jess..
September 17th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Chestica has a giant head compared to her body. I guess that kills the theory that a large head means you have a large brain.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
the new Britney.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
She’s only doing country cd because her pop ones are no longer selling or getting attention, and she’s hoping to be another Carrie Underwood. She’s running out of options and they are all failing. Can’t wait to see how this pans out! LOL.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
That is the most ridiculously planned ‘country’ outfit! She looks like she’s dressing to clean out her garage. This chick is hopeless.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
those shoes that she always wears are just about as bad as britts boots.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
She look uncomfortable. And desperate for attention.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
she REEKS of desperation. “LOOK at me!”
September 17th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Tranny legs, tranny face.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Honestly, where would you wear this? I’m a country music fan and I’ve never seen anyone dressed like this at a show that I can remember. Plus she’s from Dallas right? She must be a country girl wannbe.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Enough with that face and pouty lips already!! Arrrgrhhh
September 17th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Every single last one of you is just ealous that Jessica even looks hot in a tablecloth. Dissing someone else to make yourself feel better is so highschool. Put down the donut and hit the gym and maybe you’ll look a smidge as good as thig girl does.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
JEALOUS!
September 17th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Tee, or should I say Jessica’s creepy dad, go play with your daughter’s bra and leave this to the big kids.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Tee. . . ok then, I admit she looks like a hot tranny.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Tee, you are crazy. I am SOOO not jealous of that girl. Are we looking at the same photos?
September 17th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
No Tee I am jealous it is true. I am jealous of an attention seeking badly dressed idealised cartoon woman with no real discernable talent and more money than sense.After all, all women must look like that. Didn’t Stepford Wives and Extreme Makeovers teach us anything?!
Yup, I’m just green. Oh well I guess I’ll just have to make do with being intelligent and happy enough with my own personal appearance that I don’t need to pump myself full of botulism.
I am SUCH a loser.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Tee: U 4got to call us HATERZ too…..”jelos haterz” is the correct term.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Sorry folks but she looks GOOOOOD !!!!! and especially in this kind of outfit…
September 17th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
She looks weird? Her hips are like 5 inches across? What happened?
September 17th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
hahaha fume! she looks like a wax figure (of someone in their ‘painting the house’ clothes) i don’t think thats hot
September 17th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Her body looks fantastic!!! Seriously she looks just as good as she did back in Dukes of Hazzard…maybe even better. I’m not so sure about the whole country get-up but maybe she’s just trying to get into the whole ‘country’ mood for the cd….?
September 17th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
If she was going to a hip-hop album would she put on black-face?
September 17th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Supersonic. You’re super. Super smart. Thank you for fitting all those smart-sounding words into one sentence, And thank you for calling yourself a loser so I don’t have to. Eat a donut. It might make you happier. Not smarter, just happier.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Yes of course… When the mainstream rejecests you you find your way back to YOUR ROOTS. How very JLO of her. It didn’t work for Jlo and it ain’t gonna work for you Jess. They have Underwood.
September 18th, 2007 at 2:40 am
I like Jess but seriously she is getting too skinny. Her hips have vanished and appart from her top half she was never very curvy. BRING BACK THE CURVES JESS!!!
September 18th, 2007 at 7:19 am
SO….WHO’S THE TRANNY??? OH WAIT…IT’S “PEE ON ME” SIMPSON…BITCH IS HIDEOUS…HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS LOVE HER SHIT THO…OH AND THE DRAGS…OBVS.
September 18th, 2007 at 8:44 am
TOO SKINNY.. why do these girls feel it necessary to look like twigs???? Sad and scary.. with her features.. she NEEDS some fat in her face to soften it.. now she just looks like.. well, I guess.. A TRANNY
September 18th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Hmmmm… the “26″ yr old?????? I’m now 27 and up until this year she’s always been older than me. This chick is atleast 27 if not 28.
If I inject that much botox in my face, can I too go back in time?