John Mayer was among a cavalcade of stars who stepped out last night (May 19) to the Staples Center in Los Angeles to show support for the Lakers who are making their way to the NBA finals.
While he remained mum when probed by questions by the paparazzi, the pop crooner has managed to effortlessly put his foot in his mouth yet again courtesy of Twitter.
The man who famously has dated Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz tweets: “I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t.”
Mr. Mayer goes on to explain the difference between “douches,” “famewhores” and “showbiz types.”
“‘Showbiz types’ are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet,” he writes. “Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much.” He continues: “So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation’s tapestry.”
As for John’s self diagnosis? “I’m a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!”
We beg to differ.
via: Fame
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What a fucking douche bag!!!
Total douche bag. Some humility would be nice. Ugh can’t stand him!!!
This guy is such a joke! No one who is famous kisses and tells like this insecure loser!
Surely going onto Twitter and “explaining” the differences between; “douches”, “famewhores” and “showbiz types”. Is an automatic ‘douchebag’ qualification??
Only desperate starlets with loud ticking bio clocks would hook up with this fame seeker.
Looks like a douche. Talks like a douche. Walks like a douche. Smells like a douche. Holds sidewalk press conferences with TMZ about his love life like a douche.
Mayer is the ultimate douche. N’uff said.
HE NEVER SLEPT WITH HER. EVER. IT WAS A FAKE. WAIT AND SEE…….THE TRUTH IS COMING OUT !!!!
“HER” BEING JEN. ANISTON AND MAYER FAKED A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE OF PITT/JOLIE…..WHILE SHE MADE A MOVIE AND SORTED HER LIFE OUT……THE GAMES HAVE ALL ENDED. SHE IS GOING TO START BEING REAL AND LIVING FOR HERSELF INSTEAD OF HER “HANNAH MONTANA” SCRIPTED PR LIE. She should have done this years ago but didn’t have the confidence thanks to a weak management team.
“Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin.”
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Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.3:23 AM Jan 31st
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“Let me just tell you that Jen is a huge liar and we are having twins,”
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“I’ll be Jennifer Aniston’s (HIRED) Oscars boyfriend.”
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“Bull-twitter”
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His team denied his gay romance with Perez Hilton until this……
“As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the as- to shut you up”- John Mayer
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“Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….” - John Mayer
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“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem.” - John Mayer
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when will he leave the stage, the smug-rubber faced ego games and the immature conceit forever? I’d pay for that………
How was the vacation “certified loon”?
there is no “certified” anything, is there ? really ?
No. you pretty much are the definition of a Douche Bag. All other douche bags are compared to you to find out their scale of douchieness.
The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket. HE WAS SEEN TRYING TO SNEAK OUT !!! VAUGHN DID THE SAME TRICK. It was a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, (contractually) Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and Vaughn etc…. He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they are discreet. Their “relationship” was a SHAM from the beginning. The TWITTER “break up” excuse is a joke; they have no reason to “break up” and now they know audiences know they were faking it, they don’t even care to explain. They did ANYTHING to gain publicity over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nu-de, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumors for publicity…etc…Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it was a publicity stunt, funded by the production: same as TBU. What people posting don’t understand is that she doesn’t want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don’t want her personal life effecting the film’s gross return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU (same as Sculfor). They had a fictional relationship too, that seemed to people reading magazines, as though it was real. It wasn’t. It was all for publicity to stop nosy people like you guys asking personal questions that have nothing to do with you. She owes you NOTHING except a performance after you buy the ticket.
HER PERSONAL LIFE IS NOT FOR MONEY …….that is why they are hiring people (Mayer, Vaughn. Sculfor) as career cover…… you can’t make money off her REALITY ……..hiring escorts as “Oscar boyfriend” is not a new trick…..Agents have done this for years and years in LA. She is “sick of it”. Sick of the intrusion and does NOT want and audience for her real personal life, not does anyone. That is for LOVE NOT MONEY . Realise that you are an audience to the studio. That is why the showmances are tied to run along productions……..
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You are watching a “scripted” showmance game created by a publicity company. I’m not lying. The world isn’t flat, and you know that big ball in the sky at night ?….it isn’t cheese. Why would she showmance for the fans ? She didn’t want to be paired with Wilson so they hired Mayer, posed a few times, sent stories every so often while he was DATING OTHER WOMEN….that was it…. she was getting over a divorce where here misery became a news item. That was a new one for her. She always saw herself as “success” before and when the fake, career, trophy marriage became real (ended)…. she was forced to deal with the insult of being “dumped”. All this is revenge. That is why he is on “Basterds” and she is on “Baster” : it’s COMPETITION and revenge.
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seriously………if you are still believing this “JEN’S NEW MAN” crap, you have a short term memory loss, or must think that there is some reason all her relationships quietly fail, while the new ones are announced with capitalist vigor. There must have been 50 “JEN’S NEW MAN” since her divorce…….last week it was Bradley Cooper…….the week before it was Brad Pitt…….the week before Jen was a lesbian…… the week before Gerard Butler……..the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on……
MAYER FAKES PEOPLE FOR PUBLICITY………ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL UNTIL PEOPLE GET SICK OF IT………….
John Mayer very insulting and arrogant behind the scenes : you don’t know. He copies from males, steals their ideas and tries to rival other males. That is his focus and that is what sent him gay. RIVALRY. It is all a sexual competition between him and his brother, that he never fully resolved in his childhood. So he projects that incomplete sexual energy (with his brother) into other men : copying them, trying to outdo them by cloning them and pushing ahead…… instead making himself look artificial, desperate, stretched and vulgar. This is not an uncommon trait. Trying to insult me because you assume I insulted gay people, tells me how insecure you are with your own sexuality. I have no opinion either way….I am however very clear minded about my own humanity, sexuality and position on this planet.
I don’t know about this John Mayer dude.
Actually, if that is how John defines a “show biz” type then by his definition he is one. I believe he probably did grow up talking to himself. That is naturally who he is…but he has gone from a chestless scrawny Fairfield geek to a chisled chesty GQ rock star with $500 haircuts, fancy sports cars and all the trimmings. A whole new image. It is sounding as if he is not going to let this go to waste. The boy is making up for lost time. He can get the foxy, youthful ladies and I think he is going to make the most of it. Enjoy it while it lasts John, cause’ it will not last forever.