THE 59TH ANNUAL EMMY AWARDS: ARRIVALS

Posted Sunday, September 16th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
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Vapid douchebag Ryan Seacrest is among the first to arrive at the 59th annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles on Sunday.

Not only is the tweezed, plucked and bleached talentless schmuck hosting E! Network’s pre-show, but he will also play as MC of the big star-studded show.

Clad in a taloired Dior suit, Ryan told TV’s Extra: “There’s a very interesting costume change, which could be the biggest mistake of my career…it’s that embarrassing.”

Twenty bucks says he will don Britney Spears’ sequined bikini from last week MTV VMAs.

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12 Comments to “THE 59TH ANNUAL EMMY AWARDS: ARRIVALS”

  1. parissucksliterally
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    1

    he will be such a lame host!
    Not watching….will look online to see what everyone is wearing.
  2. blake
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    2

    I still can’t believe he’s the host of the Emmys. We already see too much of him already, especially with the over-exposed American Idol. Talk about overkill!
    I’d rather the host be someone like Conan, Ellen, Kathy Griffin. Hell, even Billy Crystal would make more sense as the host.
  3. saywhut
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    3

    I’m ashamed to admit it, but I kinda like Ryan. Come on, he’s kind of entertaining and he’s not that huge a douche.
  4. yeahso?
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    4

    he’s only entertaining if you are taking a shitload of halcyon or quaaludes.
  5. TellMeMore
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    5

    His eyebrows look better groomed than mine-freshly waxed, dyed and combed with the latest Anastasia kit.
  6. hairball
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    6

    It looks like he’s wearing a lot of foundation.
  7. Supersonic
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    7

    Vomits…..He IS a douche. Exactly the kind of plastic fantastic talentless vacant shallow twat type that I hate about Hollywood.
  8. just askin'
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    8

    Just look at those vacant, soulless eyes. There is absolutely NOTHING going on in that head!
  9. OMG Really???
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    9

    I’m from Ëurope so I don’t really know this guy. I noticed a lot of people hate him, why is that?
  10. fume
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    10

    just askin. . . .yeah, that always gets me, ry-ry’s dead cold reptile eyes. there’s something so pathetic about him too, especially when he’s trying to lay on the hetero.
  11. Dude
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2007 at 7:00 am
    11

    Lol Arasto, Did he take your woman?
    Sounds personal.
  12. Pak31
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2007 at 9:15 am
    12

    If he just didn’t smile like a dweeb. He is pretty good at talking in front of an audience. Not in a funny way but just talking.
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