THE BIMBO BRIGADE HITS THE BIG SCREEN

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Sex? Drugs? Rehab? Prison? Now this is a movie worth watching!

Joe Nasser, the executive producer behind the new Anna Nicole Smith movie, is currently creating a new flick called ‘Hollywood Brats’, about party queens Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

“It’s all about these girls in Hollywood getting into trouble,” Nasser said. “You see them all go to jail, you see them get arrested, you see them go through trials and tribulations.”Nasser said the script will use the names of real celebrities, but he isn’t saying yet whether any of those names will be Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. “I’m not allowed to let those names out yet,” he said.

So, how can Nasser base his movie on real-life celebrities without their permission? Simple, he says. “As long as we stick to the truth, we’re in good shape.” He said the movie will be about “real people” and based on “the public record.”

Sounds juicy! Now let’s just hope they hire better actresses than the stars they will portray on the big screen.

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14 Comments

  1. hiedi
    September-13-2007 @ 7:39 am

    they’re going to sue his pants off. This movie will never make it out.

  2. Barks
    September-13-2007 @ 8:00 am

    That premise is kind of tired now that we’ve seen it actually play out.

  3. Toonkinstein
    September-13-2007 @ 8:05 am

    ..no he will use names that sound like Shitney, BigHo Richie Parasite Littleton, and Blowhan…..we have the makes of “Valley of the Doll Brains”

  4. Only 1
    September-13-2007 @ 8:10 am

    ^^Valley of the Doll Brains… CLASSIC!

  5. Supersonic
    September-13-2007 @ 8:27 am

    At first I thought this sounded good but all its going to do is give these sacks of human waste more exposure. They’ll just get more fame for it and I bet you a million bucks/pounds/rubles…whatever! that Paris says something along the lines of “I don’t get why he would make such a mean movie because I’m like such a good person, I’m really kind and sweet!”
    Aren’t the words Paris Hilton and good oxymorons?!

  6. parissucksliterally
    September-13-2007 @ 8:56 am

    we get reports on the real thing- who needs a movie?

  7. MikeC...
    September-13-2007 @ 10:07 am

    Is this a real pic of the three of them together or is a composit photoshop thing????

  8. parissucksliterally
    September-13-2007 @ 10:39 am

    this is real Mike…they all went out last December……

  9. Anonymous
    September-13-2007 @ 11:09 am

    And Blohan was only there for the photo op. She admitted it. Jerk. The smiles and laughter were all fake. I don’t think I could actually hate anyone more than these three.

  10. saywhut
    September-13-2007 @ 2:13 pm

    Bimbo Brigade is good but I like Celebutards better.

  11. hotbitch
    September-13-2007 @ 2:42 pm

    The weird thing is that Britney and Paris were actually seen talking at one of the VMA parties so I guess all isn’t too bad between them. But there was never a real friendship between any of these hos.

  12. Stephi
    September-13-2007 @ 3:06 pm

    That would definately be an exciting movie but I doubt that it will happen! How can they possibly show the truth of their stories when the only person that knows the real truth are the celebs themselves. A lot of what we’ve been shown in the tabloids is highly fabricated and exaggerated and to base a movie on tabloid stories is definately not basing it on truth. They will get in huge trouble if they do this. Unless they change the names of the celebs and slightly alter their appearance and situation than I doubt this movie will ever even start filming.

  13. parissucksliterally
    September-13-2007 @ 4:09 pm

    these idiots don’t KNOW the meaning of friendship, hotbitch.

  14. b
    September-14-2007 @ 10:36 am

    Does that crazy blo-han bitch have a knife in her hands?

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